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Old 09-20-2014, 10:38 PM  
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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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that vodka pickled your brain dogg why didnt you just shit yourself and rub it on the grooms back?
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