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News I went to a wedding yesterday, & really stuck it to 'The Man'...

09-20-2014, 09:15 PM

Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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09-20-2014, 09:18 PM

I farted as I walked past 2 cops eating breakfast at Denny's.
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09-20-2014, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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that vodka pickled your brain dogg why didnt you just shit yourself and rub it on the grooms back?

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09-20-2014, 09:40 PM

Seems like a lot of effort, you could have just dropped a jolly dollop and clogged up their toilet or something.

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09-20-2014, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

why didnt you just shit yourself and rub it on the grooms back?

I saved that particular activity for the brides white wedding dress, just as I was leaving...

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09-21-2014, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

that vodka pickled your brain dogg

Indeed. Brain damaged fool.
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09-21-2014, 07:12 AM

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Indeed. Brain damaged fool.

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09-21-2014, 07:17 AM

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I farted as I walked past 2 cops eating breakfast at Denny's.

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09-21-2014, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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09-21-2014, 01:54 PM

Shit on used suit now, and give it back hoi ho ho

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09-21-2014, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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