13 Years Old Steals Dad´s CC to buy Hookers!

**After Shock Media** · 05-10-2008, 09:43 PM

And this is why we need sex ed. Poor fellow was like an underwear gnome.
1. Call hookers
2. ..............
3. Pay hookers

**Iron Fist** · 05-10-2008, 09:44 PM

Fuck i'd give him an ass whoppin just for being such a pansy. If your going to buy hookers on my dime, your going to fuck their brains out and get my moneys worth dammit!

**Christina Muller** · 05-10-2008, 09:44 PM

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them"

This kid is a quick thinker lol

**After Shock Media** · 05-10-2008, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by Christina Muller

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them"

This kid is a quick thinker lol

Yet not smart enough to figure out his willie goes in the whoha. Hell at least a damn handjob, I am sure by that age he knows how to do those.

**qxm** · 05-10-2008, 10:09 PM

holly shit this is amusing

**datatank** · 05-10-2008, 10:09 PM

What is with your nick? Was jenamsterdam taken?

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 05-10-2008, 10:18 PM

**Zorgman** · 05-10-2008, 10:20 PM

Stupid hookers for not leaving after they saw he was only 13.

**Farang** · 05-10-2008, 10:23 PM

what a kid lol

**Bojangles** · 05-10-2008, 11:35 PM

Hahahaha

**natas** · 05-10-2008, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Instead of fucking them he played HALO on his XBOX with them

**Paul Markham** · 05-10-2008, 11:54 PM

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

He should do well in Washington.

The hookers were suspicious and did not ask for IDs. Not the brightest girls were they.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-11-2008, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

He should do well in Washington.

The hookers were suspicious and did not ask for IDs. Not the brightest girls were they.

"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them"

we're circus midgets, if you ask for id we sue.. now get down to halo biatch

**CaptainWolfy** · 05-11-2008, 12:28 AM

lol the kid is Denis the Menis haha :D

**firecracker** · 05-12-2008, 10:33 AM

Thats a crack up.

**ADL Eddie** · 05-12-2008, 10:41 AM

FATHER O THE YEAR!

"The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead."

**nikki99** · 05-12-2008, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Instead of fucking them he played HALO on his XBOX with them

**BusterBunny** · 05-12-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Instead of fucking them he played HALO on his XBOX with them

**nnweb** · 05-12-2008, 11:36 AM

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

he is on the right track!

**Brother Bilo** · 05-12-2008, 11:46 AM

Sounds like an episode of South Park.

**wtfent** · 05-12-2008, 11:57 AM

This story made my day. hahaha to funny.

**snaker** · 05-12-2008, 12:12 PM

"playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel" ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

**Mister E** · 05-12-2008, 01:04 PM

This aint right! Give him a job in Congress. He has the attendant skill-set...

**Mister E** · 05-12-2008, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

Instead of fucking them he played HALO on his XBOX with them

...and, thanks man - what a great post!

**MBS Auto** · 05-12-2008, 01:09 PM

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**madfuck** · 05-12-2008, 03:09 PM

hell yea i wouldve been pissed he spends my money and dont get shit but a good time playing xbox with hookers
fucking dum ass i wouldof been like ok lets FUCK!!!!

**Spunky** · 05-12-2008, 03:15 PM

They're getting younger and younger it seems

**JP-pornshooter** · 05-12-2008, 04:41 PM

probably he'd make a great webmaster...u think?

**rayadp05** · 05-12-2008, 04:43 PM

**zero75** · 05-12-2008, 05:50 PM

good going on the kid, thats some balls right there, not the best decision, but thats pretty crafty.

**bluemoney** · 05-12-2008, 07:46 PM

The kid is destined to be porn webmaster, no doubt!

**Tanker** · 05-12-2008, 10:04 PM

this is by far one of the funniest things I have read in a long time

**Pnk XXX** · 05-12-2008, 10:05 PM

what newbs

should have played cod4 ;]

**Violetta** · 05-12-2008, 10:18 PM

sounds good!

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 05-12-2008, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

Damn, I pegged you for at least 15.

Let us know when you turn 18...

ADG

**tony286** · 05-12-2008, 10:45 PM

thats too funny

**Agent 488** · 05-13-2008, 12:00 AM

that kid rules.

**viencarl** · 05-13-2008, 01:21 AM

that kid is pain in his fathers ass

**en21** · 05-13-2008, 02:29 AM

sounds like a plan

**Altheon** · 05-17-2008, 02:55 PM

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13 Years Old Steals Dad´s CC to buy Hookers!

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