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"you never came? so why did we have to buy THREE sets of new bedsheets because you ruined them with all that squirting while I was fingering your asshole?" or some other equally embarrassing shit like that. "well I was jacking off to one of our old pornos we made the other day and you seemed to be gagging nicely on it for a 'baby dick' - the one where you were squealing because you like it when it makes your mascara run"
She'll soon get embarrassed with any of those, or panic that one of them is true (the best friend/friend/ex-ex) and get upset/start crying blahblah.
Any sane adult knows the 'you have a small dick' line, along with 'oh, and I never came' is made up women's shit, but start slinging a few lines like those examples, and people don't know whether those are true or not. She'll never try pulling that shit again lol.
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