As a man, there is no possible way you could ever beat a woman in a public argument. Five words will immobilize you immediately, make everyone around you laugh, and render your entire argument invalid.
You have a baby dick.
That's it. Guy was laying into his ex at a party last night and he had some very valid points. Most everyone was on his side. She cheated on him, used his money, etc, etc. Then she busts out with the, "You have a baby dick!" - the room erupts with laughter. The guy is shamed and instant submission. Then she busted out with a Mortal Combat finish him with, "And you couldn't even make me cum with your mouth or hands. What kind of man are you?" --- TKO!
