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  • datatank
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    • Aug 2004
    • 5471

    #101
    Originally posted by slavdogg
    see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

    I got it.
    here is the plan
    We do the bar in AZ.

    My name is Boris.
    I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
    I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.
    I sale mexican hideout

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    • O MARINA
      I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
      • Mar 2003
      • 13794

      #102
      Originally posted by datatank
      You want to touch her cookie?



      For the record everyone, LL is still The ' one touch cocki '

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      • LauraLee
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        • Sep 2003
        • 3821

        #103
        Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
        Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

        LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11?
        Holy crap, to be honest, when the cab came to pick us up.. because we needed MORE alcohol, we took care of business on 5 bottles of red.

        I wish I had the recording we left on Wolfies cell phone when we accidently drunk dialed and were discussing hookers.

        Please do not repeat this at home folks. The participants involved are all well trained professionals.
        Last edited by LauraLee; 05-08-2008, 02:18 PM.

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        • O MARINA
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          • Mar 2003
          • 13794

          #104
          Originally posted by datatank
          I sale mexican hideout



          It's a good thing I know where you live.

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          • slavdogg
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 3570

            #105
            Originally posted by datatank
            I sale mexican hideout
            i dont believe u
            twice i stopped by for a drink in the past year,
            knocked on your door and no one was home.

            have u ever taken a tour bus from the airport ?
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            • O MARINA
              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
              • Mar 2003
              • 13794

              #106
              Originally posted by LauraLee
              drunk dialed and were discussing hookers.


              The participants involved are all well trained professionals.


              Slav
              We won't let these Americans drink on the house

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              • LauraLee
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 3821

                #107
                Originally posted by O MARINA
                Slav
                We won't let these Americans drink on the house
                I wouldn't let us eat on the house either, if you are serving corndogs and cornish hens.

                (that one is for you truckie! xoxo)

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                • slavdogg
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 3570

                  #108
                  Originally posted by O MARINA
                  Slav
                  We won't let these Americans drink on the house
                  only under the bar
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                  • AZSarah
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1651

                    #109
                    Originally posted by LauraLee
                    Holy crap, to be honest, when the cab came to pick us up.. because we needed MORE alcohol, we took care of business on 5 bottles of red.

                    I wish I had the recording we left on Wolfies cell phone when we accidently drunk dialed and were discussing hookers.

                    Please do not repeat this at home folks. The participants involved are all well trained professionals.
                    Where are the pics from that night that I took?
                    Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

                    They were almost as good as this one ...

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                    • datatank
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5471

                      #110
                      Originally posted by slavdogg
                      i dont believe u
                      twice i stopped by for a drink in the past year,
                      knocked on your door and no one was home.

                      have u ever taken a tour bus from the airport ?


                      Only once. Is brutal

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                      • LauraLee
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 3821

                        #111
                        Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                        Where are the pics from that night that I took?
                        Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

                        They were almost as good as this one ...

                        I can't stop laughing, do you see my teeth are PURPLE from the wine
                        That's class.

                        Look at 'blackstripe' hiding her global goddess identity with the black hat!

                        I am looking for those pics now... Ahhhhhhhhhh GREAT times.

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                        • slavdogg
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 3570

                          #112
                          Originally posted by datatank
                          Only once. Is brutal
                          was a there a chick with a hip replacement who likes to tivo her shows and needed xmas shopping ideas ?
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                          • O MARINA
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 13794

                            #113
                            Originally posted by datatank
                            Only once. Is brutal


                            city tourist with hip problem

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                            • J$tyle$
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 11500

                              #114
                              Originally posted by datatank
                              You want to touch her cookie?
                              If there are no retired cockroaches that have come to die - I'll look but won't touch.

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                              • Kard63
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 8944

                                #115
                                Originally posted by LauraLee
                                This wasn't the mail order deal, this was a Russian stripper that wanted citizenship and didn't mind spending her twat money to get it
                                Well, if she is willing to spread her twat and eat twat give her my icq

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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #116
                                  the key is dont fuck your room mate.

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                                  • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 9575

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                    If I wasn't married and straight - I'd fly to NYC just to have dinner with you!

                                    Thanks for the support and encouragement, I am sentenced to polygamy already..
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                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 20368

                                      #118
                                      Ask her if she wants to be a Canadian, I'll do it for $100, a daily blowjob and some perogies...

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                                      • Drake
                                        Hello world!
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 12508

                                        #119
                                        Give me her digits and measurements. I'll see what I can do for her.

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                                        • Jens Van Assterdam
                                          The Dupre Pimp
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 6677

                                          #120
                                          Why do most americans have room mates anyway? Isnt it pain in the ass to live with a couple of gringos in one house?

                                          $15k for a marriage... mhh for $15k i get an unused russian bride delievered to my door step. Maybe even 2 at the same time. Let me call Bronco..
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                                          • O MARINA
                                            I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 13794

                                            #121
                                            Originally posted by marketsmart
                                            see, this is what happens when you have a fucking piano in the house....

                                            i would put that hammer and sickle bitch in the piano and throw it in the pool...

                                            that is of course after i put some ciggarettes out on her face....




                                            Here you go Sarah ^
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                                            and SOoo romantic lol

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                                            • Pornopat
                                              AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 10598

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                              would you do it?

                                              A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple of months they are hooking up.
                                              Next thing he knows she tries to do the instant relationship thing with him.
                                              When he tells her he doesn't want to be tied down, she pulls the old pregnancy scare.
                                              When that ends up being nothing she goes psycho every time he talks to another woman or goes out.
                                              When he tells her to move she changes her attitude & tries to be nice again, then makes him a "business" proposition... she will pay him 15 grand to marry her so she can get her citizenship.
                                              He tells her no, she proceeds to make life hell, throws rocks in the pool, puts cigarettes out in his hats & in the pool, plays the piano really loudly in the middle of the night etc etc.

                                              Is this the new age of the reverse mail order bride? I mean she obviously planned it all along & would rather do it this way & pick the guy she likes ... weird eh?
                                              Anyone hear of this before?
                                              Depends. What is she playing on the piano?
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                                              • O MARINA
                                                I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 13794

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                Depends. What is she playing on the piano?

                                                Beethoven

                                                pay attention!!

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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077

                                                  #124
                                                  My freshman year roommate was a Russian girl who had lived in Japan for a few years after her parents left Russia after the coup. She was seriously insane but only showed it to me. Everybody else thought she was sweet but she would watch me sleep and weird out things like that. I found out because she came in one night and I was in the weird half sleep zone and she leaned over me and goes 'I know you aren't sleeping'. So, of course I pretended to be asleep.

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                                                  • s9ann0
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 4873

                                                    #125
                                                    yikes these girls are crazy be carefull! I wouldn't try and do a fake marriage I mean I know people with legit marriages who have had a hard enough time with immigration

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                                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 9575

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                      Where are the pics from that night that I took?
                                                      Neither you nor Truckie remembered me taking them when you found them the next day on the cam!

                                                      They were almost as good as this one ...

                                                      hilarious
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                                                      • sextoyking
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                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 6034

                                                        #127
                                                        Great thread
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                                                        • AZSarah
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                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 1651

                                                          #128
                                                          Originally posted by tony404
                                                          the key is dont fuck your room mate.
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                                                          • AZSarah
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                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 1651

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                            My freshman year roommate was a Russian girl who had lived in Japan for a few years after her parents left Russia after the coup. She was seriously insane but only showed it to me. Everybody else thought she was sweet but she would watch me sleep and weird out things like that. I found out because she came in one night and I was in the weird half sleep zone and she leaned over me and goes 'I know you aren't sleeping'. So, of course I pretended to be asleep.
                                                            Ok, that is totally creepy.
                                                            And I hear you on the sweet part, I have met this chick a few times and really liked her and thought she was great & told him how he lucked out on the roommate he found.

                                                            (I also warned him in advance not to bang her because it would ruin everything, but oh well!)
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                                                            • Twisted Dave
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 3635

                                                              #130
                                                              Tell him to leave the property. She'll be stuck with rent :D


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                                                              • AZSarah
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                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                • 1651

                                                                #131
                                                                Originally posted by PunchBunny Dave
                                                                Tell him to leave the property. She'll be stuck with rent :D
                                                                It's his house! Haha, his mortgage, so that won't work.

                                                                He told her to move out, she is supposed to be gone this weekend.
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                                                                • montel
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 2606

                                                                  #132
                                                                  why are there so many stories of russian chicks being insane?
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                                                                  • Holly
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 10017

                                                                    #133
                                                                    - old school looks [I dress like Vanilla Ice.]
                                                                    - sensitive on request [A pussy.]
                                                                    - artistically inclined and seriously educated [Unemployed.]
                                                                    - impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match! [I want to be a kept man.]
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                                                                    • pornbling
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                                                                      • Apr 2008
                                                                      • 251

                                                                      #134
                                                                      I would marry her If I wanted to get Russian citizenship and 15K

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                                                                      • Ivan Fuckalot
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                                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                                        • 825

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                        It's his house! Haha, his mortgage, so that won't work.

                                                                        He told her to move out, she is supposed to be gone this weekend.
                                                                        Does he need a new roomate?
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                                                                        • O MARINA
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 13794

                                                                          #136
                                                                          holly lol
                                                                          Last edited by O MARINA; 05-09-2008, 11:24 AM.

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                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                            Now with more Jayne
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 40077

                                                                            #137
                                                                            Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                            Ok, that is totally creepy.
                                                                            And I hear you on the sweet part, I have met this chick a few times and really liked her and thought she was great & told him how he lucked out on the roommate he found.

                                                                            (I also warned him in advance not to bang her because it would ruin everything, but oh well!)
                                                                            She is the reason I read the school handbook and found out that if you roommate died you got straight A's.

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                                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 34517

                                                                              #138
                                                                              Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                              It's his house! Haha, his mortgage, so that won't work.

                                                                              He told her to move out, she is supposed to be gone this weekend.
                                                                              I'd call INS on her ass, chances are she's not even legal. If she is, by the time INS releases her, he can have her stuff on the street to pickup and change the locks.
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                                                                              • scarlettcontent
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                                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                                • 6031

                                                                                #139
                                                                                hell no


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                                                                                • LauraLee
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                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 3821

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                  She is the reason I read the school handbook and found out that if you roommate died you got straight A's.
                                                                                  Wait. If your roommate dies you get straight A's????
                                                                                  Geez, that seems like an open invitation for murder, for a sick fuck too lazy to study themselves.

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                                                                                  • Kard63
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                    • 8944

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                                    Why do most americans have room mates anyway? Isnt it pain in the ass to live with a couple of gringos in one house?

                                                                                    $15k for a marriage... mhh for $15k i get an unused russian bride delievered to my door step. Maybe even 2 at the same time. Let me call Bronco..
                                                                                    How do we arrange this?

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                                                                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 9575

                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                      - old school looks [I dress like Vanilla Ice.]
                                                                                      - sensitive on request [A pussy.]
                                                                                      - artistically inclined and seriously educated [Unemployed.]
                                                                                      - impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match! [I want to be a kept man.]
                                                                                      -trilingual [I know "yes" and "hello" in Spanish.]
                                                                                      - std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay) [I'm a virgin.]
                                                                                      - reliable and not expensive to maintain [Liar.]
                                                                                      - used to work out in the past [Fat.]
                                                                                      - cynicism, sarcasm, irony included [I laugh at my own jokes. No one else does.]
                                                                                      - a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included [Make sure you bring your wallet.]
                                                                                      How funny,

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                                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 40077

                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        Originally posted by LauraLee
                                                                                        Wait. If your roommate dies you get straight A's????
                                                                                        Geez, that seems like an open invitation for murder, for a sick fuck too lazy to study themselves.
                                                                                        Yup, it was in the book and then years later after I found that there was a movie based on that premises. I can't remember the name of the movie but I remember noticing when it came out because I had found that page in the handbook and thought it strange. I am fairly sure if you are charged with the murder they may void it..lol

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                                                                                        • MaDalton
                                                                                          I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 39861

                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                                          who?














                                                                                          MaDalton ? J/K
                                                                                          ssssshhhhhhhh!!! i burried the bitch in the backyard after the money was spent

                                                                                          but i'm still into russian strippers
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                                                                                          • MaDalton
                                                                                            I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                            • 39861

                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                                            Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.
                                                                                            do you kiss your mom with that mouth???
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                                                                                            • O MARINA
                                                                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 13794

                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                              do you kiss your mom with that mouth???

                                                                                              lol


                                                                                              do you kiss the Russian strippers ??

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                                                                                              • starpimps
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                                                                                                • Sep 2006
                                                                                                • 6954

                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                sounds like a grade A succubus
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                                                                                                • MaDalton
                                                                                                  I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 39861

                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                                                  lol


                                                                                                  do you kiss the Russian strippers ??

                                                                                                  if they say "please" - maybe.
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                                                                                                  • TMM_Vlad
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                                                                                                    • May 2007
                                                                                                    • 1220

                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                                                    would you do it?

                                                                                                    A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple of months they are hooking up.
                                                                                                    Next thing he knows she tries to do the instant relationship thing with him.
                                                                                                    When he tells her he doesn't want to be tied down, she pulls the old pregnancy scare.
                                                                                                    When that ends up being nothing she goes psycho every time he talks to another woman or goes out.
                                                                                                    When he tells her to move she changes her attitude & tries to be nice again, then makes him a "business" proposition... she will pay him 15 grand to marry her so she can get her citizenship.
                                                                                                    He tells her no, she proceeds to make life hell, throws rocks in the pool, puts cigarettes out in his hats & in the pool, plays the piano really loudly in the middle of the night etc etc.

                                                                                                    Is this the new age of the reverse mail order bride? I mean she obviously planned it all along & would rather do it this way & pick the guy she likes ... weird eh?
                                                                                                    Anyone hear of this before?
                                                                                                    Shes Russian right?

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                                                                                                    • MaDalton
                                                                                                      I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 39861

                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      Originally posted by barslut
                                                                                                      Shes Russian right?
                                                                                                      you're genius, right?
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