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  • beks001
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1837

    #1

    If you could change your girfriend...

    If you could change anything about your girlfriend, what would it be? hehehe...
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  • Porko
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    • Sep 2002
    • 4014

    #2
    more tits and more blowjobs.

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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085

      #3
      I'd make her exist in more than just my mind.

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        No more whining,it's too big ,it hurts ..whaaa

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        • wanted
          Certified Asshole
          • Jan 2003
          • 896

          #5
          Originally posted by Spunky
          No more whining,it's too big ,it hurts ..whaaa
          Really !? I think Im going out with her sister !
          Living the dream.

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          • Porko
            SeeMyBucks.com
            • Sep 2002
            • 4014

            #6
            Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
            I'd make her exist in more than just my mind.
            she exist but she is now with a normal guy who don't works with computers 24/7
            like most of us.

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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085

              #7
              Originally posted by Porko
              she exist but she is now with a normal guy who don't works with computers 24/7 like most of us.
              My girlfriend exists but she's with a normal guy? That sonnabitch. I cut him good.

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              • draude
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2006
                • 1214

                #8
                larger ass and boobies
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                • Iron Fist
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 23400

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                  I'd make her exist in more than just my mind.
                  i like waffles

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                  • Redrob
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 4791

                    #10
                    Accept my apologies, forgive my faults, laugh at my jokes, and bask in the glory of my love.....
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                    • SifuE
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 877

                      #11
                      I would make 100 of her: except each one would look,feel,fuck,suck,n swallow just a bit different, Does that count?
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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SifuE
                        I would make 100 of her: except each one would look,feel,fuck,suck,n swallow just a bit different, Does that count?

                        Sounds reasonably intelligent to me.

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          asking for death

                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          Sounds reasonably intelligent to me.
                          sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time
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                          • NinjaSteve
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 11089

                            #14
                            Originally posted by beks001
                            If you could change anything about your girlfriend, what would it be? hehehe...
                            You should answer your own question
                            ...

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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077

                              #15
                              If you are thinking about it that much then you should change to a different girlfriend rather than try the one you have.

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                              • GCN
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 8481

                                #16
                                more blowjobs

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                                • JamesK
                                  hi
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 16731

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                  sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time
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                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 20368

                                    #18
                                    I'd disconnect her from my forearm and transform her into xoxoleah...

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                                    • k0nr4d
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 9231

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                      sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time
                                      Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.
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                                      • Angelo22
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                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 3123

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                        Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.

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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                          Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.
                                          Not just humans...animals synch with women too. I had to feel bad for my dad when me and my sister hit puberty and he had three women and two dogs on at the same time.

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                                          • AdultMonsters
                                            Registered User
                                            • Mar 2007
                                            • 48

                                            #22
                                            you may live with boyfriend
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                                            • Miguel T
                                              ♦ Web Developer ♦
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 12470

                                              #23
                                              More blowjobs :D

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                                              • beks001
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2006
                                                • 1837

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                                You should answer your own question
                                                I should answer my own question....that being said, too much to change so I broke up with her. lol. nah, no gf as of now. Too much going on in life.
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                                                • carol.prime
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                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 6960

                                                  #25
                                                  LOL!! you could never change a girl.
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                                                  • fluffygrrl
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 2187

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm waiting for "I'd give her a penis" post.

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                                                    • Scott McD
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 67792

                                                      #27
                                                      I'd give her a penis...


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                                                      • fluffygrrl
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 2187

                                                        #28
                                                        Thank you.

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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                          I'd give her a penis...



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                                                          • Martin
                                                            "Assassins"
                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 17274

                                                            #30
                                                            Her tits are too small. I need bigger.

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                                                            • crockett
                                                              in a van by the river
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 76818

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by beks001
                                                              If you could change anything about your girlfriend, what would it be? hehehe...
                                                              Make her shut up?
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                                                              • Violetta
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                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 28735

                                                                #32
                                                                hornier....
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                                                                • Poindexterity
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                  • 882

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Porko
                                                                  more tits and more blowjobs.
                                                                  yuck.

                                                                  i prefer mine with no more than the two tits she's got.
                                                                  no sig

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                                                                  • baddog
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Healthier

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                                                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                      Now choke yourself!
                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                      • 12085

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Edit:

                                                                      Not only would I make her real, I'd make her like Pinocchio, so when she told a lie her tits and ass would grow. That'd be fucking awesome.. so long as she could work it back off by not bitching/bothering me when I'm working.

                                                                      With my luck, she'd be anorexic.

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                                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                        • 28777

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Nothing... I'd miss her.
                                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                          • 16502

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Not a damn thing.

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                                                                          • Spunky
                                                                            I need a beer
                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                            • 133978

                                                                            #38
                                                                            At least grunt like you're enjoying my 2 minutes of pleasure

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                                                                            • Mr. Websites
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                              • 165

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Jaysin
                                                                              Not a damn thing.
                                                                              Exactly!

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                                                                              • beks001
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                                • 1837

                                                                                #40
                                                                                No one said make her more faithful???? lol
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                                                                                • firecracker
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                                  • 653

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I'd get a new one...entirely
                                                                                  When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

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                                                                                  • O MARINA
                                                                                    I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 13794

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Jaysin
                                                                                    Not a damn thing.

                                                                                    nice

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                                                                                    • Mister E
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                                      • 958

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by beks001
                                                                                      If you could change anything about your girlfriend, what would it be? hehehe...

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