I think I out-did myself last night down the DIRTY JERSEY SHORE.....

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  • sharp
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    • Jan 2003
    • 7006

    #1

    I think I out-did myself last night down the DIRTY JERSEY SHORE.....

    so I go to surf club (for those that dont know what that is its basically the fucking craziest outdoor/indoor club on the ocean ever down in jersey) johnathan peters was spinning, as soon as i got there i knew the whole place because im really fucking popular and amazing looking..............ANYWHO. took me about .001 seconds before im making out with some cumhog i met two nights ago who basically soaked the whole club floor with her pussy juices when she realized she had a chance to make out with me again.

    Anyways I send her on her way in about 7 minutes and move on to the next broad I see who I really want to finger or maybe just feel her tits but def make out. Blonde, huge fake tits, the works, get her number make out with her in front of girl #2 and send her on her way. As Im hanging out with my bro joey talking about who's abs look sicker and how were the best looking ones in the club I realize I see a porn star. Tiffany Rayne. I go immediately right up to her and notify her that ive seen her get anal creampie'd by black cocks and that i thought that was fucking EXCELLENT, start making out with her, she drags me into a bathroom that locks and is for one person, does a line of coke off my dick and sucks it a little, i fingerblast her snatch and she proceeds to try to get me to go home with her in LBI which is like 45 mins south, fuck that, i have work the next day, get her number and told her i'd show her how to fuck, she agreed.

    moving on, last broad i meet, this is broad 4 or 5 i forget anyways i end up getting a hotel room and smashing her twat in for a good 4 hours, she was divorced a week ago........or at least thats what she said, i forget her name though.


    oh, and im waiting for tiffany rayne (real name stacy) to send me a pic of us, my arms look ridiculous in it.
  • bloggerz
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    #2
    Jersey shore episode?
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    • uno
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      #3


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      • 19teenporn
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        • Apr 2011
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        #4
        Use a motherfucker paragraph break!!!!!
        That shit is unfuckingreadable!!!

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        • JFK
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by 19teenporn
          Use a motherfucker paragraph break!!!!!
          That shit is unfuckingreadable!!!
          not only that, it's hard on the eyes

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          • nico-t
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            • Aug 2004
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            #6
            great post

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            • Spunky
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              • Jun 2002
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              #7
              Did you make it rain with 20's? That's how the ballers roll

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              • you-big-dummy
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                • Sep 2011
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                #8
                Vid shot where this dude is talking about, Surf Club, New Jersey.
                Check out the mentality of the people that go there.
                I lost brain cells watching the vid.

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                • sharp
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                  • Jan 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  Did you make it rain with 20's? That's how the ballers roll
                  I throw quarters.

                  Anywayz, brb shellers has an early black friday deal on hair gel.

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                  • georgeyw
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                    • Jul 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by you-big-dummy
                    Vid shot where this dude is talking about, Surf Club, New Jersey.
                    Check out the mentality of the people that go there.
                    I lost brain cells watching the vid.

                    I watched an episode of Jersey Shore and thought that it was fake ass bullshit. Watching that vid and I wonder how the fuck that many people could be that stupid in the one place.

                    Chlorine in the drinking water?
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                      #11
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                      • sojproductions
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                        #12
                        haha, 'fingerblast her snatch', i need to be doing some of that this weekend
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                        • you-big-dummy
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                          • Sep 2011
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                          I watched an episode of Jersey Shore and thought that it was fake ass bullshit. Watching that vid and I wonder how the fuck that many people could be that stupid in the one place.

                          Chlorine in the drinking water?
                          LOL!
                          Been to that shore a few times for business. AC, LBI, Beach Haven, Cape May, it's all the same dizzy ass people.

                          Fuckin Tatoo from Fantasy Island can get laid at any 1 of those beaches.
                          The OP sharp is bragging like he hit a milestone!

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                          • alias
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                            #14
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                            • vsex
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by you-big-dummy
                              Vid shot where this dude is talking about, Surf Club, New Jersey.
                              Check out the mentality of the people that go there.
                              I lost brain cells watching the vid.

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                              • Shotsie
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                                • Sep 2011
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by you-big-dummy
                                LOL!
                                Been to that shore a few times for business. AC, LBI, Beach Haven, Cape May, it's all the same dizzy ass people.

                                Fuckin Tatoo from Fantasy Island can get laid at any 1 of those beaches.
                                The OP sharp is bragging like he hit a milestone!

                                South Jersey and North Jersey shore towns are like night and day. You definitely don't see that shit on L.B.I., L.B.I. is all yuppies, they got about five bars and the whole town is dead by midnight; same thing with Cape May. Typically the further north you go the more fist pumping guidos you see from North Jersey and New York. South Jersey and Philly Italians are somewhat more toned down, so Sea Isle, Margate, Wildwood, etc. you really can't compare to Seaside Heights, Long Branch, etc. Anyway, i'm pretty sure his story is a joke, nobodies down the shore in November.


                                It's still easy to get laid, but that's any resort town really. I would say compared to some other vacation spots it's harder, 10x easier to get laid down in Ft. Lauderdale and Miami, talk about some dizzy ass people, every fucking weirdo on the east coast finds their way down to Florida. No offense to anyone in Florida, but it's true. Everytime you see some crazy shit on the news it's almost guaranteed to be in Florida

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                                • Shotsie
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                                  • Sep 2011
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sharp
                                  I throw quarters.

                                  Anywayz, brb shellers has an early black friday deal on hair gel.
                                  Hair gel? You need to step your game up and get some pomade, cugino.

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                                  • VenzuelanChick
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by you-big-dummy
                                    Vid shot where this dude is talking about, Surf Club, New Jersey.
                                    Check out the mentality of the people that go there.
                                    I lost brain cells watching the vid.

                                    Wow! quality right there.



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                                    • JerseyPorn
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                                      • Nov 2011
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                                      #19
                                      Haha quality story!

                                      You should have saved it for the summer time thou.

                                      And that video that someone posted.... Is a TAME example of surf club.

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                                      • sharp
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                                        • Jan 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Spunky
                                        Did you make it rain with 20's? That's how the ballers roll
                                        Made it hail wit nickels.

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                                          • pornsprite
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                                            #22
                                            I have respect for that place, it seems like a lot of fun
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                                            • dyna mo
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                              Is that a quote from dyna mo biography?
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                    Don't be such a jackass. If you have a jackass comment to make about me grow some nuts and say it. Don't bury it in a silly bumped thread i haven't even posted in.


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                                                    • dyna mo
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AllAboutCams
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                                                      • Jakez
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