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Originally Posted by blackmonsters
How do you know it was paying for her meal and not your good looks that got this going?
Maybe she ran up and got behind you in line when she didn't even want any food just hoping you would speak to her.
You got suckered fool!
Some chick fucked you hard with every hole and made you pay for her food.
She mounted you and rode you like a cheap carnival pony.
She literally "had you by the balls" when your downstairs neighbor called to complain about the thumping sound of her pounding your fucking ass into the mattress.
Your mother would be proud!
So, what's her phone number?
You didn't get one did you?
You're still waiting for her call after she used your nose as a french tickler on her clitoris
until she creamed up both your nostrils.
What a fucking slut you are.
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funny stuff, good one
I didn't pay for her food I paid the $5. admission or whatever it was, she said thank you, followed us around the club a little talking to me, When ordering our drinks I got her one too. That was all the spending that took place. I'm sure if I wasn't good looking this would have turned out differently. But hey, It just seemed like my story fit in here perfectly and I thought was funny
Oh, I did get her phone number and myspace (Yes myspcae. This happened a while back), we chatted a little here and there for a while but like I said, I was just in town visiting.