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Originally Posted by Ed Hammer
I went out to a bar with my brother while visiting Pa. When paying I said "and the girl behind us" by the end of the night I was fucking that chick.
Obama should have chose a better place to cut in line  |
How do you know it was paying for her meal and not your good looks that got this going?
Maybe she ran up and got behind you in line when she didn't even want any food just hoping you would speak to her.
You got suckered fool!
Some chick fucked you hard with every hole and made you pay for her food.
She mounted you and rode you like a cheap carnival pony.
She literally "had you by the balls" when your downstairs neighbor called to complain about the thumping sound of her pounding your fucking ass into the mattress.
Your mother would be proud!
So, what's her phone number?
You didn't get one did you?
You're still waiting for her call after she used your nose as a french tickler on her clitoris
until she creamed up both your nostrils.
What a fucking slut you are.