Neighbor's daughter has been smiling @ me a lot since I got my new bimmer

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  • Celeb Fan
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    • Oct 2007
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    #1

    Neighbor's daughter has been smiling @ me a lot since I got my new bimmer

  • Holly
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    • Jun 2003
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    #2
    That means she wants to fuck you.

    It's a known fact that all chicks want to fuck a guy with a new BMW.
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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
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      #3
      How old is she?

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      • OG LennyT
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        #4
        If she's of age, take her for a ride ;)
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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          Take her for a ride in your car, and she will take you for a ride in court.

          Have fun.
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          • Adam_OC3
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            #6
            Congrats on your new bmw
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            • mike-al
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              • Aug 2007
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              #7
              Originally posted by Adam_OC3
              Congrats on your new bmw
              and your new baby
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              • J. Falcon
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                #8
                You are the coolest.
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                • Celeb Fan
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                  • Oct 2007
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  How old is she?
                  13

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                  • cthulhu_waves
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                    • Mar 2007
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                    #10
                    too young but you can hit her lol
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                    • Jdoughs
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                      • Mar 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Celeb Fan
                      13

                      Who the fuck would watch a 13 year old for her reaction to their new sports car?

                      You are certainly a class act for even posting this here.
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                      • raven1083
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                        • Jul 2007
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                        #12
                        13 y.o.shes too young to you! Maybe your just dreaming!
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                        • AdPatron
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by pornguy
                          Take her for a ride in your car, and she will take you for a ride in court.

                          Have fun.
                          And being that she is 13, her daddy may be giving you a ride to the morgue!

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                          • Pete-KT
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                            • Oct 2004
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                            #14
                            Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?

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                            • Celeb Fan
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 250

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pete-KT
                              Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?
                              No, I mean BIMMER you fat fucking nerd.

                              Try going outside for a chance.

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                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                • Feb 2004
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                                #16
                                What a loser.
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                                • dynastoned
                                  mmm yeah!
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 5061

                                  #17
                                  and why would you brag about that?

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                                  • Iron Fist
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                                    • Dec 2006
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                    Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?
                                    Once again, Google is your friend...

                                    Bimmer vs Beemer
                                    Enthusiasts vs others

                                    Definitions:
                                    Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
                                    Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
                                    Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
                                    Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.


                                    So just why is a BMW car called a 'bimmer' not a 'beemer' or 'beamer'?

                                    The answer in part lies in knowing some BMW history and what came first.

                                    All real BMW enthusiasts know that BMW got a big start on two wheels, what many call the real BMWs.

                                    In those days, BMW motorcycles were quite active in racing, and one of their competitors at the track was often the BSA bikes.

                                    Well as things would have it, a track slang developed, and the BMWs were usually referred to as 'beemers' and the BSAs were referred to as 'beesers'.

                                    So, of course for any true enthusiast, there is no way that a BMW car could be called a 'beemer', so they were called 'bimmers'.

                                    Unfortunately, in the US and Canada, and perhaps other countries, there was a time (kind of still is) where for various reasons, a BMW owner was considered an upwardly mobile person, and of course due to the fun in driving their BMWs most all of them had big grins on their faces.

                                    Hence it is little surprise that the non enthusiast types out there incorrectly labeled BMW cars and their owners as 'beamers' or 'beemers'.
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                                    • GAMEFINEST
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                                      #19
                                      loll........
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                                      • PaulB IYP
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                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 2164

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sharphead
                                        Once again, Google is your friend...

                                        Bimmer vs Beemer
                                        Enthusiasts vs others

                                        Definitions:
                                        Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
                                        Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
                                        Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
                                        Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.


                                        So just why is a BMW car called a 'bimmer' not a 'beemer' or 'beamer'?

                                        The answer in part lies in knowing some BMW history and what came first.

                                        All real BMW enthusiasts know that BMW got a big start on two wheels, what many call the real BMWs.

                                        In those days, BMW motorcycles were quite active in racing, and one of their competitors at the track was often the BSA bikes.

                                        Well as things would have it, a track slang developed, and the BMWs were usually referred to as 'beemers' and the BSAs were referred to as 'beesers'.

                                        So, of course for any true enthusiast, there is no way that a BMW car could be called a 'beemer', so they were called 'bimmers'.

                                        Unfortunately, in the US and Canada, and perhaps other countries, there was a time (kind of still is) where for various reasons, a BMW owner was considered an upwardly mobile person, and of course due to the fun in driving their BMWs most all of them had big grins on their faces.

                                        Hence it is little surprise that the non enthusiast types out there incorrectly labeled BMW cars and their owners as 'beamers' or 'beemers'.
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                                        • Celeb Fan
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2007
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                                          #21
                                          This is good one too: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=+beamer

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                                          • Violetta
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                                            #22
                                            post a pic... bmw or girl
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                                            • The_Truth_Will_Hurts
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Celeb Fan
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                                              Say:

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                                              • absolutfl
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                                                #24
                                                Just one thing to say...

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                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dynastoned
                                                  and why would you brag about that?
                                                  the same reason he'd brag about two 10 year olds waving at him

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                                                  • idtapdat
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                                                    #26
                                                    coolest kid on the block
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                                                    • xentech
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                                                      #27
                                                      He fackin lavs it m8

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                                                      • Rochard
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                                                        #28
                                                        Why would anyone want to fuck anyone because of a BMW?

                                                        My neighbor - who could get work as a double for Britney Spears - has a nice silver BMW. I've talked to her a number of times and she's in love with my Cobra.
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                                                        • farkedup
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                                                          #29
                                                          BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

                                                          A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

                                                          Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

                                                          Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day
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                                                          • Hell House Vic
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • Eriic
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                                                              • Jan 2008
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                                                              #31
                                                              I heard she is 13

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                                                              • payd2purv
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                                                                #32
                                                                She's smiling at you cause she sees a cute little gay boy with his new toy and she thinks it's cute :P

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                                                                • SifuE
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Fucking Pedo call the cops on yourself,,, asshole looking for the looks of a 13 yr old.. if you did that to my daughter id shoot your ass!
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                                                                  • PaulB IYP
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by farkedup
                                                                    BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

                                                                    A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

                                                                    Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

                                                                    Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day
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                                                                    • Rochard
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by payd2purv
                                                                      She's smiling at you cause she sees a cute little gay boy with his new toy and she thinks it's cute :P
                                                                      That's exactly what it is!!!!
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                                                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                      • payd2purv
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by farkedup
                                                                        BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

                                                                        A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

                                                                        Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

                                                                        Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day
                                                                        Who invited the new guy?

                                                                        HELLO MR CLUELESS.

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                                                                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          offer her a ride buddy ;)





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                                                                          • Kudles
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Ok so do something about it.
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                                                                            • sicone
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              you post a lot like another jackass who used to post here. Same type of topics too

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                                                                              • farkedup
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                                                                                #40

                                                                                The day that comes out my statement will be retracted, that'll be badass... Until then they're glorified grocery getters.
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                                                                                • NY Jester
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Celeb Fan
                                                                                  13

                                                                                  LOL 13? Shed probably smile at you if you had a "bitchin skateboard" too
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                                                                                  • EuroRev_Stacey
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Let us see some pics of her
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                                                                                    • The Duck
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      so what???
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