Hi, my name is Relentless.
I'm just here to whore out my services, but don't feel any obligation to offer me more than pennies above my competitors. What few extra nickels and dimes anyone tosses in my direction is the ultimate game changer my life revolves around. In fact, I insist you do everything in your power to pay me the bare minimum tolerated by the law. Or you could pay me even less in cash under the table. Either way is fine, provided you are the one willing to pay the most when it comes to paying the least.
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