MaxCash $1,002,000.00 PROMO! THAT'S RIGHT, I said ONE MILLION & Two-Thousand $'s!!!

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  • picaso
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2007
    • 11247
    #1401
    A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"

    "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

    "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"

    "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
    Last edited by picaso; 04-30-2008, 08:05 AM.

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      • Waiter
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2006
        • 15986
        #1402
        The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
        father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
        arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
        here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
        photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
        "Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
        "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
        "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
        babies"
        "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
        After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
        "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
        couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
        fun too; you can really spread out!"
        "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
        "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
        try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
        angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
        "My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
        "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
        and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
        "Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
        The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
        baby pictures.
        "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
        "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
        "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
        mother was so difficult to work with"
        "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
        "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
        done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
        a good look"
        "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
        "Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
        mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
        Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
        squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
        Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
        um......equipment?"
        "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
        can get to work."
        "Tripod?????"
        "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
        me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
        fainted!!"
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          • Linkster
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 3216
            #1403
            Well - figured first Id thank J$ and crew for the many sales over the last few days

            I guess I better add this joke so you at least can smile with me while I go to the bank with MaxCash's checks:

            Superman needs a break from being a superhero.
            He flys over to Gotham city and asks Batman if he
            wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says "no man, I
            gotta protect gotham city, you know". So superman flys to spiderman and
            asks him if he wants to go out, get drunk, and get laid. Spiderman
            also refuses by saying he has to protect the city. So superman goes
            alone. He's flying along when he sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, right
            on top of a tall building laying out sunning on a towel.
            He flies up to the moon for a running start. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So
            superman flys down, fucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says
            "What the fuck was that?"

            The invisible man says, "I don't know but my
            ass is really killing me..."
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              • Waiter
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2006
                • 15986
                #1404
                come on guys bump bump
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                  • AZSarah
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1651
                    #1405
                    Originally posted by Linkster
                    Well - figured first Id thank J$ and crew for the many sales over the last few days

                    I guess I better add this joke so you at least can smile with me while I go to the bank with MaxCash's checks:

                    Superman needs a break from being a superhero.
                    He flys over to Gotham city and asks Batman if he
                    wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says "no man, I
                    gotta protect gotham city, you know". So superman flys to spiderman and
                    asks him if he wants to go out, get drunk, and get laid. Spiderman
                    also refuses by saying he has to protect the city. So superman goes
                    alone. He's flying along when he sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, right
                    on top of a tall building laying out sunning on a towel.
                    He flies up to the moon for a running start. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So
                    superman flys down, fucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says
                    "What the fuck was that?"

                    The invisible man says, "I don't know but my
                    ass is really killing me..."
                    You are welcome for the sales! Thank you for your business

                    Keep em rockin!! $$$$
                    Icq- 470-936-598

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077
                        #1406
                        Originally posted by Linkster
                        Well - figured first Id thank J$ and crew for the many sales over the last few days

                        I guess I better add this joke so you at least can smile with me while I go to the bank with MaxCash's checks:

                        No, thank you for hanging in there with me when I was waiting to find out the start date of the promo. I know you had things up and ready for a few days and getting sales on in even then!

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                          • AmigoPorn
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 21583
                            #1407
                            Number 055
                            ICQ: 267899523


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                              • baX
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 17911
                                #1408
                                my number 147

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                                  • picaso
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 11247
                                    #1409
                                    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

                                    The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home

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                                      • picaso
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 11247
                                        #1410
                                        A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you."

                                        "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

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                                          • AmigoPorn
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 21583
                                            #1411
                                            Number 636
                                            ICQ: 267899523


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                                              • heyron20
                                                Nick Owns Me
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 62
                                                #1412
                                                sound good ill sign up
                                                Heyron20

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                                                  • AmigoPorn
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 21583
                                                    #1413
                                                    Number 894
                                                    ICQ: 267899523


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                                                      • AZSarah
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 1651
                                                        #1414
                                                        Originally posted by picaso
                                                        A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you."

                                                        "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
                                                        I love these jokes, they remind me of the ones a crazy Uncle tells at a family gathering, lol!

                                                        Keep em coming!
                                                        Icq- 470-936-598

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                                                          • respect
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 18399
                                                            #1415
                                                            Computer Viruses
                                                            OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
                                                            Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.
                                                            AT&T VIRUS:
                                                            Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
                                                            MCI VIRUS:
                                                            Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
                                                            ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
                                                            Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back...
                                                            DAN QUAYLE VIRUS:
                                                            Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network.
                                                            TERRY RANDLE VIRUS:
                                                            Prints "oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort".
                                                            CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:
                                                            Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
                                                            EMELDA MARCOS VIRUS:
                                                            Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
                                                            GEORGE BUSH VIRUS:
                                                            It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional virus.
                                                            DENVER BRONCOS VIRUS:
                                                            Makes your P133 machine perform like a 286/AT
                                                            L.A.P.D. VIRUS:
                                                            It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense".
                                                            Last edited by respect; 04-30-2008, 12:44 PM.

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                                                              • AmigoPorn
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 21583
                                                                #1416
                                                                Number 332
                                                                ICQ: 267899523


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                                                                  • baX
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 17911
                                                                    #1417
                                                                    I'll go with 611

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                                                                      • AmigoPorn
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 21583
                                                                        #1418
                                                                        Number 123
                                                                        ICQ: 267899523


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                                                                          • J$tyle$
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 11500
                                                                            #1419
                                                                            Originally posted by picaso
                                                                            A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"

                                                                            "I was out getting a tattoo."

                                                                            "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

                                                                            "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

                                                                            "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"

                                                                            "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

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                                                                              • AmigoPorn
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 21583
                                                                                #1420
                                                                                Number 188
                                                                                ICQ: 267899523


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                                                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 11500
                                                                                    #1421
                                                                                    Originally posted by Linkster
                                                                                    Well - figured first Id thank J$ and crew for the many sales over the last few days

                                                                                    I guess I better add this joke so you at least can smile with me while I go to the bank with MaxCash's checks:

                                                                                    Superman needs a break from being a superhero.
                                                                                    He flys over to Gotham city and asks Batman if he
                                                                                    wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says "no man, I
                                                                                    gotta protect gotham city, you know". So superman flys to spiderman and
                                                                                    asks him if he wants to go out, get drunk, and get laid. Spiderman
                                                                                    also refuses by saying he has to protect the city. So superman goes
                                                                                    alone. He's flying along when he sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, right
                                                                                    on top of a tall building laying out sunning on a towel.
                                                                                    He flies up to the moon for a running start. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So
                                                                                    superman flys down, fucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says
                                                                                    "What the fuck was that?"

                                                                                    The invisible man says, "I don't know but my
                                                                                    ass is really killing me..."
                                                                                    Thank YOU for the biz and understanding - hit me up when you're around and lets chat about the Camping/RV thing!

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                                                                                      • AmigoPorn
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 21583
                                                                                        #1422
                                                                                        Number 736
                                                                                        ICQ: 267899523


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                                                                                          • Jai
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                                            • 6915
                                                                                            #1423
                                                                                            986 numrt

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                                                                                              • Jai
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                                • 6915
                                                                                                #1424
                                                                                                348 numberrrr

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                                                                                                  • Jai
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                    • 6915
                                                                                                    #1425
                                                                                                    team italia

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                                                                                                      • Jai
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • May 2005
                                                                                                        • 6915
                                                                                                        #1426
                                                                                                        man bra

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                                                                                                          • respect
                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                                                            • 18399
                                                                                                            #1427
                                                                                                            could it be 056 ?
                                                                                                            Last edited by respect; 04-30-2008, 03:41 PM.

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                                                                                                              • Jai
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                                                • 6915
                                                                                                                #1428
                                                                                                                GFY PROGRAMMER

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                                                                                                                  • Jai
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                                    • 6915
                                                                                                                    #1429
                                                                                                                    NORRIS BACK PUNCH


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                                                                                                                      • Jai
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • May 2005
                                                                                                                        • 6915
                                                                                                                        #1430
                                                                                                                        WHY DID THE CHICKEN cross the road...

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                                                                                                                          • respect
                                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                            • 18399
                                                                                                                            #1431
                                                                                                                            GFY Addict
                                                                                                                            To my darling husband......
                                                                                                                            Dear John,

                                                                                                                            I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since GFY entered our lives two years ago.

                                                                                                                            The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head are very realistic. You would be proud of him.

                                                                                                                            Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out.

                                                                                                                            I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was delighted to discover that it really is more fun. Lars--I mean Mr. Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest in my career and has become a good friend to us all. I have discovered that the household chores are much easier since I realized that you don't mind being vacuumed around, although that feather duster does make you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure that the painters cut air holes in the drop cloth so you wouldn't smother. Well, dear, I must be going. Uncle Lars - Mr. Swenson, I mean, is taking us all on a ski trip and there is packing to do. I have hired a housekeeper to take care of thing while we are away. She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and bring your meals to your desk, -just the way you like it. I hope you and your PC have a lovely time while we are gone.

                                                                                                                            Tommy, Jen and I think of you often - try to remember us while your disks are booting or when you try to win a MaxCash prize.

                                                                                                                            Love, Mary.

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                                                                                                                              • Jai
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                                                                • 6915
                                                                                                                                #1432
                                                                                                                                dont otuch
                                                                                                                                '

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                                                                                                                                  • Jai
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                                                    • 6915
                                                                                                                                    #1433
                                                                                                                                    fried chicken


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                                                                                                                                      • Jai
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • May 2005
                                                                                                                                        • 6915
                                                                                                                                        #1434
                                                                                                                                        knock out

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                                                                                                                                          • Jai
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                                                                                            • 6915
                                                                                                                                            #1435
                                                                                                                                            mario kart

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                                                                                                                                              • Jai
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                • 6915
                                                                                                                                                #1436
                                                                                                                                                kfc

                                                                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                                                                  • Jai
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                    • 6915
                                                                                                                                                    #1437
                                                                                                                                                    number 686

                                                                                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                                                                                      • baX
                                                                                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                        • 17911
                                                                                                                                                        #1438
                                                                                                                                                        #199 and I'm gone to bed

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                                                                                                                                                          • Jai
                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                            • 6915
                                                                                                                                                            #1439
                                                                                                                                                            OMG

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                                                                                                                                                              • AmigoPorn
                                                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                • 21583
                                                                                                                                                                #1440
                                                                                                                                                                Number 522
                                                                                                                                                                ICQ: 267899523


                                                                                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                                                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                                                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                    • 11500
                                                                                                                                                                    #1441
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by respect
                                                                                                                                                                    GFY Addict
                                                                                                                                                                    To my darling husband......
                                                                                                                                                                    Dear John,

                                                                                                                                                                    I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since GFY entered our lives two years ago.

                                                                                                                                                                    The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head are very realistic. You would be proud of him.

                                                                                                                                                                    Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out.

                                                                                                                                                                    I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was delighted to discover that it really is more fun. Lars--I mean Mr. Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest in my career and has become a good friend to us all. I have discovered that the household chores are much easier since I realized that you don't mind being vacuumed around, although that feather duster does make you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure that the painters cut air holes in the drop cloth so you wouldn't smother. Well, dear, I must be going. Uncle Lars - Mr. Swenson, I mean, is taking us all on a ski trip and there is packing to do. I have hired a housekeeper to take care of thing while we are away. She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and bring your meals to your desk, -just the way you like it. I hope you and your PC have a lovely time while we are gone.

                                                                                                                                                                    Tommy, Jen and I think of you often - try to remember us while your disks are booting or when you try to win a MaxCash prize.

                                                                                                                                                                    Love, Mary.
                                                                                                                                                                    That's a good one!

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                                                                                                                                                                      • okdesign
                                                                                                                                                                        ICQ 278367136
                                                                                                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                        • 24773
                                                                                                                                                                        #1442
                                                                                                                                                                        I guess 303

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                                                                                                                                                                          • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                            FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                            • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                            #1443
                                                                                                                                                                            A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge
                                                                                                                                                                            black guy standing next to him.


                                                                                                                                                                            The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says:
                                                                                                                                                                            "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."


                                                                                                                                                                            The white man faints and falls to the floor.


                                                                                                                                                                            The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.


                                                                                                                                                                            The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"


                                                                                                                                                                            In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"


                                                                                                                                                                            The big dude says: "I saw your curious look
                                                                                                                                                                            and figured I'd just give you the answers
                                                                                                                                                                            to the questions everyone always asks me.


                                                                                                                                                                            I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
                                                                                                                                                                            testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."


                                                                                                                                                                            The small guy says: "Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
                                                                                                                                                                            "Turn around."

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                                                                                                                                                                              • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                #1444
                                                                                                                                                                                A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                    FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                    #1445
                                                                                                                                                                                    Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will
                                                                                                                                                                                    soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi
                                                                                                                                                                                    Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as
                                                                                                                                                                                    a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
                                                                                                                                                                                    suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
                                                                                                                                                                                    stiff one."

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                        FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                        #1446
                                                                                                                                                                                        http://www.youtube.com/v/QGEKpPu45oE

                                                                                                                                                                                        Vaseline Warriors ... if you like Mad Max aka Road Warrior you may find this way too funny ... fucking crazy kiwis!

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                            FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 38781
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                                FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                                #1448

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • bvds
                                                                                                                                                                                                    www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 25085
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #1449
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • born4porn
                                                                                                                                                                                                        FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 38781
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #1450

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