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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38947

    #1

    News Congratulate Me!!!

    I've just OFFICIALLY weighed in at 350 pounds

    But don't worry - Despite the fact I cannot LEGITIMATELY leave the bed any more (Even for the toilet )

    I still have an old vista based laptop availible, so I can still poo on GFY


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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38947

    #2
    I'm THEXY...


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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      [email protected]

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      • Sid70
        Downshifter
        • Dec 2002
        • 16413

        #4
        UK diet spam is everywhere, how come you missed using the good part of it?
        Русня, идите нахуй!

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        • newB
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 2870

          #5
          Are you ill or something? I mean, is there a reason for the weight gain such as long-term mobility issues?

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          • Chosen
            • Aug 2001
            • 63151

            #6
            Congrats

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38947

              #7
              Originally posted by Harmon
              Ahhh... The days when I was thin...

              Thanks for the reminder, but i'm kinda afraid that was then, and this now, and etc...


              👁️ 👍️ 💩

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94034

                #8

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                • ottopottomouse
                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 13177

                  #9
                  What happened to the treadmill?
                  ↑ see post ↑
                  13101

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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #10
                    Those lead balls are heavy

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                    • Zeiss
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2012
                      • 5189

                      #11
                      That's some heavy shit there, man!


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                      • seeandsee
                        Check SIG!
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
                        man just shat yourself now, and enjoy life
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38947

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                          What happened to the treadmill?
                          I think I swapped it a few months ago, for a couple of large pizzas, and a big bucket of cheesy potato wedges...

                          But not long to go now... Another 10 pounds, and I can start to reap the rewards of my deliberate weight gain


                          👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
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