Coming back from lunch today, my foot "accidentally" pushed on the gas pedal too hard and in some freak move, the care managed to surpass 80 miles per hour....
anyways, a cop noticed my situation and decided to let me know about it by flashing his lights at me...
I was thinking "shit, I don't have boobs, so probably not going to be able to talk my way out of this ticket"
Well, in reaching for my registration and proof of insurance, I bump the stereo with my head and the music goes louder...I happened to be listening to SLAYER's "Reign In Blood"
so, the cop approaches and I hear him say "SLAYER" in that way all Slayer fans approach each other. he then proceeds to tell me he loves the band and that album is a classic. So, I figure "here goes nothing" and tell him "yeah, listening to it while driving gets me a little pumped and sometimes I tend to hit the gas a little harder". He then hands me back my license, etc. and says "no problem. Just keep it at the speed limit and have a nice day"
What luck to be stopped by the one cop that loves Slayer, haha
anyways, a cop noticed my situation and decided to let me know about it by flashing his lights at me...
I was thinking "shit, I don't have boobs, so probably not going to be able to talk my way out of this ticket"
Well, in reaching for my registration and proof of insurance, I bump the stereo with my head and the music goes louder...I happened to be listening to SLAYER's "Reign In Blood"
so, the cop approaches and I hear him say "SLAYER" in that way all Slayer fans approach each other. he then proceeds to tell me he loves the band and that album is a classic. So, I figure "here goes nothing" and tell him "yeah, listening to it while driving gets me a little pumped and sometimes I tend to hit the gas a little harder". He then hands me back my license, etc. and says "no problem. Just keep it at the speed limit and have a nice day"
What luck to be stopped by the one cop that loves Slayer, haha
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