150 winner
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941 is my number
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maybe 189Comment
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158 winnerComment
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maybe 199Comment
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Joke for Tuesday #9
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."i like wafflesComment
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154 winnerComment
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maybe 680Comment
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160 winnerComment
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maybe 790Comment
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280 is lucky tooComment
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maybe 750Comment
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Joke for Tuesday #10
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very night, Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rank. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time, he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Joe didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Joe and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.
"Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."i like wafflesComment
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843 winnerComment
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maybe 761Comment
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841 winnerComment
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maybe 780Comment
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number 982Comment
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842 winnerComment
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maybe 760Comment
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maybe 751Comment
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840 for meComment
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maybe 771Comment
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969 is luckyComment
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964 is niceComment
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maybe 877Comment
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maybe 887Comment
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933 is nextComment
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883 for me !Comment
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maybe 885Comment
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884 for me tooComment
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901 is hereComment
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And 902 pleaseComment
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Maybe 903 too ?Comment
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ok. 904 pleaseComment
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954 winnerComment
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955 is closeComment
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And ofcourse 956
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Maybe#905Comment
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Next one is 967Comment
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Give me 980Comment
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Maybe#975Comment
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Maybe#976Comment
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934 is nextComment
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Maybe#988Comment
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935 is luchyComment
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Maybe#990Comment
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936 is my lastComment
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Number 222Comment
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Maybe#995Comment
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