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  • D-Money
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2002
    • 9716
    #51
    I had some kids at school that decided to fuck with me. So I gathered up a big group of friends, about 50 or so, had them circle around this one dude and I jumped in the circle and whooped his ass. He couldn't leave through the sea of people circled around the lockers.

    I guess I had a lil gangsta in me.

    Gave the kid 2 black eyes and went for lunch with my pops after they suspended me.

    The crime was well worth the time. No one messed with me after I made that statement.
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      • MaDalton
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        • Feb 2004
        • 39866
        #52
        never suspended, they didn't catch me ;)

        just thrown out of the classroom countless times for disturbing the teachers
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          • M0nk
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2007
            • 3502
            #53
            mostly vandalism....I didn´t messed with the teachers... those where the ones who allways saved my ass...
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              • OY
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                • Oct 2002
                • 5401
                #54
                - Hit the principal, a woman, in the eye with a snow ball. She had a black eye for a week.
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                  • shermo
                    #55
                    - Fighting a couple times
                    - Gleeking on another kid (a light form of spitting)
                    - Numerous times for dresscode
                    - Putting gum in the "teacher's" chair during in house suspension. That turned into a real suspension!
                    - Peeing on a kid's show that was in the urinal next to me. My "Bad aim" excuse didn't work
                    - Graffitti in the boys bathroom
                    - Talking back a few times to teachers and disrupting class
                    - Multiple truancies

                    The best part was that I was an A/B student, and they could never justify sending me elsewhere ;)

                    Needless to say, I went to college, graduated with a 3.4 and actually did ok with myself. I'm now a pretty quiet guy.

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                      • Fap
                        Just Du It
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 12094
                        #56
                        never was suspended.. always talked my way out of hit, had plenty of detentions though

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                          • CaveCreek_Russell
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 211
                            #57
                            Never suspended, was almost arrested my freshman year of high school though.

                            The k-9 police officer had his suv parked next to a group of picnic tables we sat at while waiting for the bell to ring at the end of PE. His dog was in the back seat with the window cracked, barking like crazy at the 40 some odd kids standing around.

                            After a minute the dog-cop-guy came up to us and picked me out of the group, said he recognized my shoes from underneath the suv and I had been standing right next to the vehicle antagonizing his animal. Now not I or anyone else got near the vehicle, the dog was freaking scary.

                            He searched and handcuffed me and I sat in the principals office for a while, but he got a 911 call and decided not to arrest me. I missed the bus because of this and had to call my parents to come pick me up, my mom and my grandma who happened to be visiting came and got me then drove to the police station. They spent the better part of an hour in the police chiefs office screaming at the dog-cop-guy, the chief made him come out and apologize to me, lol.

                            What's really funny, the following year of school, I was sitting in class and overheard "did you hear about that kid last year that got arrested for trying to have sex with a police dog?"

                            Got to love the way gossip evolves.
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                              • CherryLipsRosa
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 3603
                                #58
                                never got suspended but i skipped school a lot to go skiing
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                                  • Libertine
                                    sex dwarf
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 17860
                                    #59
                                    Oddly enough, I only got suspended once, and never got expelled.

                                    The thing I got suspended for was skipping half a year of school.

                                    The things that had no consequences whatsoever:
                                    - bringing a spacecake to school and giving it to half a dozen people, who all got high as fuck (spacecake was taken by the principal, and given back at the end of the day)
                                    - snorting meth in chemistry class (teacher told me I should work that hard more often)
                                    - getting caught having sex with a 14 year old girl in an empty classroom (teacher asked if I and the girl were dating... wtf?!)
                                    - drinking beer during Latin class (teacher told me I could, as long as I kept working)
                                    - doing a striptease during Ancient Greek (teacher told me to put my clothes back on)
                                    etc.

                                    It's a wonder I ever made it to university.
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                                      • moneybiz
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 1391
                                        #60
                                        forging my parents signature all the time lol

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                                          • ArkansasDave
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 2148
                                            #61
                                            For being too clairvoyant. i was reading-minds in the library.

                                            For sticking stickers all-over our subsitute teachers ass

                                            For starting a gang fight

                                            For doing too many burn-outs in the high school parking lot

                                            For pulling out a whole wing of just the pepole i liked to do a fake interview for the school newspaper that i wasnt on the staff of

                                            i dont know what else, i did a lot of stupid shit but basically harmless crap ...
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                                              • Sam Granger
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 3958
                                                #62
                                                Punched a teacher once. Another time we had to hand in notes about teachers. One of the comments was for a guy called Mr. Jasper. I wrote down, Well he's a wanker isnt he. We all had to hand in the notes to him....

                                                Worst thing would have to be "hacking" a japanese girls computer using Sub7, disabling her keyboard and mouse and playing the Paris Hilton sex tape full screen with the sound on max. We walked out of the library. 15 minutes later, the librarians were just staring at the pc, film still playing. They didnt think about off button or powercable

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                                                  • Mutt
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 34431
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by Libertine
                                                    Oddly enough, I only got suspended once, and never got expelled.

                                                    The thing I got suspended for was skipping half a year of school.

                                                    The things that had no consequences whatsoever:
                                                    - bringing a spacecake to school and giving it to half a dozen people, who all got high as fuck (spacecake was taken by the principal, and given back at the end of the day)
                                                    - snorting meth in chemistry class (teacher told me I should work that hard more often)
                                                    - getting caught having sex with a 14 year old girl in an empty classroom (teacher asked if I and the girl were dating... wtf?!)
                                                    - drinking beer during Latin class (teacher told me I could, as long as I kept working)
                                                    - doing a striptease during Ancient Greek (teacher told me to put my clothes back on)
                                                    etc.

                                                    It's a wonder I ever made it to university.

                                                    you have a vivid imagination.
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                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 29094
                                                        #64
                                                        Whenever I did go to school, it was because there was nothing else to do. So I went like maybe 6 or 7 days out of the school year and still passed until I got to the 7th grade. Gotta love the NYC school system of the early 90's... drugs, guns, and sex. Nothing to get suspended for if the teachers were doing it too.
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                                                          • Mutt
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 34431
                                                            #65
                                                            i got into a lot of trouble in the penitentiaries i served in but no suspensions - i don't remember anybody getting suspended from school, I don't think the school boards I was in believed in them - how is that a punishment for a kid, a suspension is a holiday from school. The only reason I could see for ever suspending a kid is if he's a physical danger to other students and faculty members - or dealing drugs on school property.

                                                            ha - every teacher knew that half the kids in their classes were stoned, they knew exactly where it went on, a courtyard that was sunk down into the ground we called 'The Bathtub' - they didn't care at all.
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                                                              • Libertine
                                                                sex dwarf
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 17860
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                you have a vivid imagination.
                                                                Oddly enough, all those things actually happened.

                                                                I'm pretty sure the chemistry teacher didn't realize I was snorting meth, though.
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                                                                  • moeloubani
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                                    • 4235
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by sherm
                                                                    - Fighting a couple times
                                                                    - Gleeking on another kid (a light form of spitting)
                                                                    - Numerous times for dresscode
                                                                    - Putting gum in the "teacher's" chair during in house suspension. That turned into a real suspension!
                                                                    - Peeing on a kid's show that was in the urinal next to me. My "Bad aim" excuse didn't work
                                                                    - Graffitti in the boys bathroom
                                                                    - Talking back a few times to teachers and disrupting class
                                                                    - Multiple truancies

                                                                    The best part was that I was an A/B student, and they could never justify sending me elsewhere ;)

                                                                    Needless to say, I went to college, graduated with a 3.4 and actually did ok with myself. I'm now a pretty quiet guy.
                                                                    lol gleaking, first time ive seen that word written!

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                                                                      • bu((aneer
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                        • 651
                                                                        #68
                                                                        masturbating in the girls changeroom...

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                                                                          • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                            • 28609
                                                                            #69
                                                                            selling pictures of bu((aneer wanking in the girls changeroom
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                                                                              • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 16787
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Selling my Dad's old PlayBoy mags in the 5th grade.

                                                                                Learnt from that not to get caught was smarter.

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                                                                                  • Porno Dan
                                                                                    Court Jester
                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 6342
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    I had to go to school on a Saturday and clean up after the Clyde & Betty Circus as punishment one time.
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                                                                                      • v4 media
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                                        • 2934
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Fighting

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