It's been challenging finding a reliable designer
who can produce work on par with what their
portfolio implies. We've gone through dozens
of candidates who don't meet the minimum
requirements, produce nothing even close to
what's in their samples and on top of that
demand 2003-era money. If there's still
anyone out there looking for steady work
hit me up. (<- the first instruction most don't read)

No samples, no rates, no references = no reply.
(^ the second ignored instruction^)