Ok this is powerfull promo indeed 
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Bert and Edna
Two people in their mid-seventies have been seeing each other socially
for nearly two years. They have even traveled together but always took
separate hotel rooms.
One evening at dinner, old Bert says to Edna, "I been thinking, and
we're wasting a heluva lot of money. We pay rent on two apartments,
insurance on two cars, two cable bills, two phones...there ain't no end to
it."
"What are you saying, Bert?" asks Edna sweetly.
"Hell, we should move in together" says Bert. "We're practically livin'
like a couple anyways."
"Whose apartment would we live in?" asks Edna.
"Mine," says Bert. "It's bigger 'n cheaper."
"Which car would we keep?"
"Yours, it's newer 'n gets better mileage."
"Who'd cook?"
"You cook and I'll set the table 'n do the dishes."
"What about sex?" blushes Edna.
"Infrequently," replies Bert.
Edna smiles, "Is that one word or two?"
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The guy come at home and saw his parents on the couch and he said to them,,Mom dad i have AIDS". His dad jump and said-Well i know beside all this woman`s you became a gay a know that you will catch aids some day.Mom scream on him,, wtf are you thinking when you start to take a drug" His grandma come inside and said to him
Well son i know i tell you to not go out with a wet hairComment
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#212,#302,#162Comment
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My first number: 916Comment
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2nd guess for me is : 466The Best Web Hosting Plan ... Amerinoc.com / Unlimited Transfer / Unlimited Web Space / Unlimited Domains / Unlimited Email + Databases ... And much more at Amerinoc.comComment
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Nice contents,it's nice to see something for change.Comment
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My second guess: #233!
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# guess part two: 468ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
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Lucky number: 642
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3rd guess: 351Comment
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My next promo tip: 073Comment
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300!!! 5x$50+50 ... that's my number ;-)Comment
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... and I'm not joking ;-)Comment
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228 is $500 worth guess...Comment
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048 is the next...Comment
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Ok ... here is my last one : 813 ... good luck guys
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number: 690
funny joke #1:
At a press conference yesterday, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.
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second number: 316
joke #2
A golfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the trunk.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are
you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..."
So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up
against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs
on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewelry,
car keys, the he strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell
happened to you?"
So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in
sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him gently
behind the ear and says, "This just ain't gonna be your day."Comment
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last number: 999
joke #3
So me and the ol' lady are sitting next to a drunk in a
bar. When suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.
The ol' lady is extremely embarrassed, and so
I look at the drunk and say "hey man, you just farted before my ol' lady."
The drunks replies," I'm sorry, forgive me, I didn't know it was her turn."Comment
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another try
#355Comment
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Joke
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
#: 421i like wafflesComment
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Secound number:
228Comment
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Joke:
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
#: 544i like wafflesComment
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BMW dealership (joke)
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."Comment
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Joke:
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There was this boy in high school that was what you would
consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement
of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look
what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of
soil and instantly grass started to grow.
Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked
his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.
His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then
dad would have to buy him a convertable.
Dad agreed.
The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his
dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told
him that he had something to show him. They went to the front
yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.
The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."
The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is
from your mother."
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Joke #2
The Blonde and the Snowplow
One day a blonde was starting her car, and it was snowing heavily.
There was snow all over the roads. She remembered her dad had told her to wait around for a snowplow and follow it on snowy mornings. So she did just that. She followed a plow all over town.
Finally, the driver got out and asked the blonde if everything was all right. She said, "Yes," and told him what her daddy had told her to do.
The driver said, "Well, I just finished the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me to K-mart."The Best Web Hosting Plan ... Amerinoc.com / Unlimited Transfer / Unlimited Web Space / Unlimited Domains / Unlimited Email + Databases ... And much more at Amerinoc.comComment
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Number: 089Comment
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I will choose the 334 number.Comment
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271 is good one too
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Country Politics
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."Comment
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101 is my next tipComment
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my number can be #333
for the Funny...
If Paris Hilton jumped out of a plane, her tits would be bigger
that's hottt ...
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Another one: 236Comment
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Since no one seems to have read the rule about consecutive numbers - here ya go:
345
And nice promo - already sending traffic your way
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And 521 from meComment
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My number 323
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Another tip: 834Comment
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sweet promo, links are all up now
number = 572Take it Easy !!!
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That was such an awesome promo! Nice!Comment
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George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show, Oprah said, "George, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place.
So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, George says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
She says okay. He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. George says, "Oprah, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
Oprah says,"Great, George, but tell me, does my holding your organs stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
George replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a black woman, she stole my wallet."Comment
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631 is my next lucky numberComment
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Here we go with a number: 912Comment
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