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  • Bryan G
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 8338

    #51
    Originally posted by DamianJ
    They are excellent if you are a broke ass motherfucker, like a student.

    Good for people that can't afford better.
    Easy there baller....

    Yes I am sure the only people that shop at Ikea are broke or students LOL.
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    • DamianJ
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2006
      • 15808

      #52
      Originally posted by Bryan G
      Easy there baller....

      Yes I am sure the only people that shop at Ikea are broke or students LOL.
      Maybe it's different in America, but no one except the broke or students would shop there in the UK.

      It is utterly shit quality MDF crap.

      It was great when I first left uni, but as stated by almost everyone in this thread, it is cheap and falls to bits and heaven help you if you try and move home!

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      • TheDA
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 4665

        #53
        Make sure you get one of the ones with the 25 year guarantee. A friend got one before they introduced that and all of the facias started de-laminating from the back board. Ikea didn't want to know.

        Meatballs are tasty though. I try and keep a bag or two in my freezer all the time. Great for throwing into a quick pasta meal.
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        • pinkz
          Mr 1%
          • May 2005
          • 1397

          #54
          Have fitted several Ikea kitchens in the past, easy to assemble and fit as long as you have a modicum of building knowhow. As for being a "poor man or students choice" complete bull shit, as those that I have fitted have been for wealthy clients in St Johns Wood penthouse apartments. Never once had a call back on any of them so I guess their quality speaks for itself.
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          • F-U-Jimmy
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 6853

            #55
            I used Ikea Kitchen cabinets in San Diego did some work on them with a table saw and made them look like a German kitchen i like which cost ten times as much. That was back in 1998 They held up very well for 10 years and i ended up selling the house for 3.5 million so i guess i fooled someone ?
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            • slapass
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 14625

              #56
              Originally posted by Vendzilla
              Yeah, they look pretty good, I have a good friend that's a cabinet maker and he uses press board all the time.

              I have no problems on assembly, I own more tools than probably anyone on this forum. My step father was a Machinist and my father sold snap on tools for a while, so I have the best of everything. I figure if I do this, I will have my buddy who is a contractor come in and do the tile work, then assemble all the cabinets myself. I already have new appliances except for the oven and range, so I will have to buy that, but it looks like I can do this for under 3k. This on a condo that I will probably stay ion for the next 5 to 10 years before I buy property to build a complete house, looking at log cabin kit houses, they're pretty cool.
              Check out home depot or whatever. A condo kitchen is 2k or less for the cabinets there. They just screw to the wall. Then I would pay up for a faux granite(silostone?) or granite counter. You will make it up on resale.

              I flip houses for a living and saving money on a kitchen is not a good idea. It is the key room for resale.

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              • slapass
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 14625

                #57
                Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                I used Ikea Kitchen cabinets in San Diego did some work on them with a table saw and made them look like a German kitchen i like which cost ten times as much. That was back in 1998 They held up very well for 10 years and i ended up selling the house for 3.5 million so i guess i fooled someone ?
                ok maybe i need to check out Ikea hahahha

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                • mineistaken
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                  • Apr 2007
                  • 29656

                  #58
                  Originally posted by slapass
                  Check out home depot or whatever. A condo kitchen is 2k or less for the cabinets there.
                  Is that MDF? If you are paying more than 1K for MDF kitchen you are probably overpaying.

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                  • Ross
                    Ik ben een aap
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 18874

                    #59
                    I'm late to this thread but here goes, I love Ikea kitchens, bang for buck they can't be beaten. I've saw some very very high end kitchens, $75,000+ and you can get something just as nice for $25,000 at Ikea, not including the granite tho, but still it's a heck of a saving. My wife is an interior designer and brings home all these magazines and catalogs for new companies, kitchens that will blow your mind and she still wouldn't advise anyone to go anywhere but Ikea. The range of cabinets is great, if you want high end, you can get it no problem but it won't be rip off prices.

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                    • Ross
                      Ik ben een aap
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 18874

                      #60
                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                      Maybe it's different in America, but no one except the broke or students would shop there in the UK.

                      It is utterly shit quality MDF crap.

                      It was great when I first left uni, but as stated by almost everyone in this thread, it is cheap and falls to bits and heaven help you if you try and move home!
                      I'm surprised by this, when was the last time you visited an Ikea store? I haven't been to one in the UK for around 7 years now but I remember it being a bit like you described, not quite as bad but the quality wasn't the greatest. The Ikea store I go to in Michigan has a great range of products for every budget. I bought my tv room sofa from there, it cost me $2400, I just sold my house and the people buying it offered me $2000 for the sofa, they didn't realize it was Ikea and thought it was a $5,000 sofa. I declined because I love it and it will fit perfectly in my new place. I was nice enough to tell them where to go and buy one brand new for a few hundred more which they appreciated greatly.

                      I would have sold it and bought myself a brand new one tho if I still had my old car that would fit all the damn boxes it came in

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                      • dyna mo
                        just a fucking jerk
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 68184

                        #61
                        you can partially disassemble furniture before you move it, you know. give it a whirl next time, you'll find that your furniture actually will survive a move.

                        Most all that shit is assembled using cam lock and nut fasteners, easy to take the legs/sides off, move the item, put the legs back on. I've done it plenty of times, even moving an item from 1 room to another.

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                        • mineistaken
                          See signature :)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 29656

                          #62
                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                          you can partially disassemble furniture before you move it, you know. give it a whirl next time, you'll find that your furniture actually will survive a move.

                          Most all that shit is assembled using cam lock and nut fasteners, easy to take the legs/sides off, move the item, put the legs back on. I've done it plenty of times, even moving an item from 1 room to another.
                          Are there people who move furniture like kitchen without disassembling them?
                          Of course you have to disassemble (partially) bigger furniture when you move

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                          • dyna mo
                            just a fucking jerk
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 68184

                            #63
                            Originally posted by mineistaken
                            Are there people who move furniture like kitchen without disassembling them?
                            Of course you have to disassemble (partially) bigger furniture when you move
                            people talking in here about the furniture not lasting through a move are not limiting their comments to kitchen cabinets.

                            it's weird I have to point that out to you.

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                            • Itchy
                              Datetronix.com
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6525

                              #64
                              Yup Ikea

                              Before

                              After



                              And because I get mad and slam shit we opt'd for the no slam buffers for cabinet drawers and doors

                              less then a year old but so far no complains with it.


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                              • dyna mo
                                just a fucking jerk
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 68184

                                #65
                                Originally posted by mineistaken
                                Are there people who move furniture like kitchen without disassembling them?
                                Of course you have to disassemble (partially) bigger furniture when you move
                                for you:

                                Originally posted by CourtneyR_FFN
                                Ikea is not the kind of furniture you bring with you if you move.
                                Originally posted by American Psycho
                                exactly. most of their products may not even last if you don't move ... lol
                                .
                                Originally posted by VSKevin
                                Definitely not stuff you take with you when you move.
                                Originally posted by DamianJ
                                it is cheap and falls to bits and heaven help you if you try and move home!

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                                • SuckOnThis
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 6844

                                  #66
                                  People take their kitchen cabinets with them when they move? Weird.

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                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 38323

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by SimonSays

                                    I couldn't find it (maybe ADG has a copy) but I once saw a very funny instruction sheet like those which come with most Ikea products. The first images showing the happy couple unpacking the boxes, then images of them trying to assemble the product, and the final panel was just the two people fighting.

                                    It was perfect.
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                                    • mineistaken
                                      See signature :)
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 29656

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                      people talking in here about the furniture not lasting through a move are not limiting their comments to kitchen cabinets.

                                      it's weird I have to point that out to you.
                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                      for you:
                                      What the heck are you talking about? I know all that. You completely missed my point.

                                      For you:

                                      You wrote:

                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                      you can partially disassemble furniture before you move it, you know. give it a whirl next time, you'll find that your furniture actually will survive a move.
                                      So I asked - do people not know that they can do that ?

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                                      • slapass
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 14625

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                                        Is that MDF? If you are paying more than 1K for MDF kitchen you are probably overpaying.
                                        There at Home Depot you pay per piece so a bigger kitchen is more and smaller one is less. I use this method as I have to pay for labor so the time needed to put a kitchen together goes way down.

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                                        • pornsprite
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2009
                                          • 1643

                                          #70
                                          We had a full Ikea kitchen put in our last summer. It looks great. I have had many people come to the house say things like wow or it looks like a showroom kitchen.

                                          People are correct when they say it is all press board. We remodeled our entire kitchen flooring, cabinets, counter top. We did not save money over buying a real wood kitchen package so in hindsight I would do it again with a local company that does real wood kitchen cabinets.

                                          I have not had any problems with the cabinetry but it has not been a full year yet. I still shop at Ikea as I live on the top of the hill less than two miles away from my local Ikea. I will use Ikea pieces for many things in the future but another kitchen is not one of them.
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                                          • Vendzilla
                                            Biker Gnome
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 23200

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by slapass
                                            Check out home depot or whatever. A condo kitchen is 2k or less for the cabinets there. They just screw to the wall. Then I would pay up for a faux granite(silostone?) or granite counter. You will make it up on resale.

                                            I flip houses for a living and saving money on a kitchen is not a good idea. It is the key room for resale.
                                            Yeah, looking at Home Depot too, since I have a card with them, I get a 5% discount on purchases, hey it adds up.
                                            My buddy is getting ready next week to install a Home Depot kitchen and I'm going to help, that will give me a better idea.
                                            Then in a month or two, I will do this, hard to do major projects during the summer months when I could be on the Harley instead!
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                                            think about that

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                                            • Naughty
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 6478

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by JA$ON
                                              best thing at IKEA is the meatballs

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                                              • dyna mo
                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 68184

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                What the heck are you talking about? I know all that. You completely missed my point.

                                                For you:

                                                You wrote:



                                                So I asked - do people not know that they can do that ?
                                                How the fuck would I know?

                                                All I know is what I've read in this thread. several people say the shit won't last through a move, my experience shows assembled furniture from anywhere can last through several moves if it's disassembled. I was simply passing that along.

                                                You'd be better served by asking those people who can't move the furniture what the problem is rather than asking someone who doesn't have that problem.

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