does the queen of england clean herself?

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  • DeadFidel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6764

    #1

    does the queen of england clean herself?

    like shower/bath..also do the really have wipers? Why I would want to know is that she prob doesn't and that must be a fucked up life.

    BTW google was not my friend.
  • ~Ray
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    • Jun 2003
    • 18361

    #2
    random thought?
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    • DeadFidel
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 6764

      #3
      Originally posted by ~Ray
      random thought?
      yes yes it was

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      • EddyTheDog
        Just Doing My Own Thing
        • Jan 2011
        • 25433

        #4
        From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...

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        • wehateporn
          Promoting Debate on GFY
          • Apr 2007
          • 27176

          #5

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          • SilentKnight
            Megan Fox's fluffer
            • Oct 2005
            • 24818

            #6
            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
            From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
            So...whips, chains...ballgags.

            That sort of thing.

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
              • Jul 2004
              • 38323

              #7
              I believe the proper title for the Royal Asswipe is "Groom of the Stool":





              The Groom of the Stool is a servant who, among other duties, has the honourable task of cleaning a Monarch's anus after a bowl movement.

              The royal families of England have had stool groomers since the days of Henry VIII and over the years the position has been adopted by various other royal families.

              The position is a highly prized one and is usually only available to lords, bishops and "the most beautiful of children".




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              • DeadFidel
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 6764

                #8
                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
                i shall tend to believe this for my answer, but those pics above make you think..fuck it

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                • rogueteens
                  So fucking bland
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 8005

                  #9
                  the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
                  Last edited by rogueteens; 05-10-2014, 04:53 AM.
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                  • DVTimes
                    xxx
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 31658

                    #10
                    i have heard charlse has somone wash him.
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                    • DeadFidel
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rogueteens
                      the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
                      I can believe this to be true also.
                      Last edited by DeadFidel; 05-10-2014, 06:04 AM.

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                      • Harmon
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 20012

                        #12
                        Originally posted by rogueteens
                        the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
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                        • AndrewX
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 574

                          #13
                          They just spray some wax and perfume in their hair and go. Kings and queens are not fond of baths. Why, you wish to clean a royal penis?

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                          • DeadFidel
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 6764

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Harmon
                            for some reason or another I like you too.

                            Sig space here after internext.

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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722

                              #15
                              She has her little dogs do it for her
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                              • EddyTheDog
                                Just Doing My Own Thing
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 25433

                                #16
                                Originally posted by rogueteens
                                the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
                                I take it you are a QI fan?..

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                                • John-ACWM
                                  Work Work Work
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 20060

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                  From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
                                  I believe so too.

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                                  • nico-t
                                    emperor of my world
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 29903

                                    #18

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                                    • Cherry7
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 3564

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                      From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
                                      Income £500,000,000 plus
                                      she gets to enjoy as Queen, such as $10 billion worth of real estate etc...


                                      So normal, worried about how to pay the bills, the fear of losing a job, children in bad schools....

                                      Yes really normal....if you are one of the 1%

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                                      • Scott McD
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 67798

                                        #20
                                        Fuck then Queen...


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                                        • michael.kickass
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 11039

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                          Fuck then Queen...
                                          Yeah, fuck the queen!
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