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Chinese Reporter Mistakes Male Masturbation Toy as Rare Mushroom
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Xi?an Television?s ?Xi?an Up Close? television program broadcasted a piece of local news, about an old farmer digging a well uncovered an object that resembles a Taisui Lingzhi mushroom [Taishui is a subspecies of the rare Lingzhi mushroom, aka as Ganoderma lucidum or the reishi mushroom, as well as a name for the planet Jupiter in ancient China]. On camera, the reporter pinched and prodded this object over and over again, saying she would go find experts the next day to have it identified. However, audiences immediately recognized it as a men?s masturbator. For this, Xi?an TV?s ?Xi?an Up Close? program team explained on their official microblog that the reporter was too young, not yet versed in the ways and affairs of the world, and was very sorry for the discomfort and misguidance they caused for audiences.
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