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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77388

    #1

    Sperm Facials

    Sperm Facial: 67-Year-Old Stella Ralfini Claims Regular Semen Masks Give Her Eternal Youth


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    On the quest to find our own fountain of youth, many of us have splurged on facial creams, treatments, or have gone under the knife to do some nip and tuck. From Kim Kardashian?s vampire facials to Lena Dunham?s cupping, it seems celebrities have also had their fair share of weird beauty treatments. But a 67-year-old grandmother?s anti-aging secret trumps all of our unusual desperate attempts. Stella Ralfini, who describes herself as an author, life coach, couples counselor, and tantric guide, claims her anti-aging secret is worth thousands and thousands, but it?s free: sperm facials.

    "All you need is a lover," Ralfini says in her YouTube video, and she advises to indulge in the practice every 10 days. Come again? Yes, Ralfini from London, credits her rosy cheek appearance to regular semen facials she puts on at the end of every lovemaking session with her husband. The grandmother scoops up her husband?s semen with her fingers and puts it on her face, leaving it on for 15 minutes and then washing it off.

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  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #2
    haha good news for everyone i guess
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    • blackmonsters
      Making PHP work
      • Nov 2002
      • 21004

      #3
      I have no idea if there is any truth to this but I did have a girlfriend that swore it was helping her skin.
      Her acne did in fact decrease, but that could happen anytime I would think.

      I kind of think she liked facials and since she was self conscious about her skin, she simply
      wished that facials were helping her.
      But still, because she believes, she got a positive reaction. She feels better, therefore the body's self healing process kicks in.

      Damn, that was a lot of words for me to just say I thought it was in her mind.
      But, because it was in her mind it actually worked.
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      • Mediamix
        Dutch Webmaster!
        • Sep 2013
        • 3228

        #4
        GREAT NEWS!

        Now I have a reason to spray my jizz on my girlfriends face.

        THANK YOU!
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        • idolbucks
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2008
          • 914

          #5
          I tested it on her and indeed it works
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          • ErectMedia
            Confirmed Chicago Pimp
            • Aug 2004
            • 7100

            #6
            Hopefully college news picks this story up

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              I'm going to rub one out and see.

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              • romn
                Registered User
                • Mar 2014
                • 41

                #8
                I hope this news goes viral.

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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  Bullshit! Genocide! I bet they're freezing...

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                  • VamosNicholas
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 181

                    #10
                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                    I have no idea if there is any truth to this but I did have a girlfriend that swore it was helping her skin.
                    Her acne did in fact decrease, but that could happen anytime I would think.

                    I kind of think she liked facials and since she was self conscious about her skin, she simply
                    wished that facials were helping her.
                    But still, because she believes, she got a positive reaction. She feels better, therefore the body's self healing process kicks in.

                    Damn, that was a lot of words for me to just say I thought it was in her mind.
                    But, because it was in her mind it actually worked.
                    Apparently there are some proteins in semen that make it good for the skin. It's one of those random facts that I've seen people post/retweet on twitter.

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                    • bean-aid
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 16493

                      #11
                      just texted my gf that facials are medically documented to help skin care up to 20 years... have not received a text back yet though

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                      • John-ACWM
                        Work Work Work
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ErectMedia
                        Hopefully college news picks this story up

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                        • michael.kickass
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                          • Mar 2009
                          • 11039

                          #13
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                          • dehash
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2011
                            • 889

                            #14
                            What a great quality picture.
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                            • seeandsee
                              Check SIG!
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              I could spare some sperm
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                              • brassmonkey
                                Pay It Forward
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 77388

                                #16
                                Originally posted by dehash
                                What a great quality picture.
                                maybe there's sperm on the lens
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                                • adultchatpay
                                  Let's Make Money
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 8775

                                  #17
                                  I'll donate!

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                                  • mavruda
                                    porn cartoonist
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 2597

                                    #18
                                    Dang. I MUST show this article to my wife!!!!! Guys - please keep the thread alive !

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                                    • Rochard
                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 75733

                                      #19
                                      I've been telling this to every woman I've ever dated.
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                                      • CyberHustler
                                        Masterbaiter
                                        • Feb 2006
                                        • 28760

                                        #20
                                        Its these hoes washing the nut off they face all the time that's helpin. They could skip the nut masks and just wash they face as often and it would be the same shit.
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                                        • SomeCreep
                                          :glugglug
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 26118

                                          #21
                                          That's a smart woman. I've been telling my girlfriends this for years.

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                                          • KickAssJesse
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2008
                                            • 942

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                            That's a smart woman. I've been telling my girlfriends this for years.

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                                            • Nice_Nick
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Mar 2014
                                              • 865

                                              #23
                                              I hear Harmon likes sperm facials.

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                                              • GAMEFINEST
                                                Make STACK$
                                                • Nov 2006
                                                • 14470

                                                #24
                                                all the girls hopefully do it ..
                                                Compound interest.

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                                                • smoothballs
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 151

                                                  #25
                                                  So that's how Cliff Richard still looks young! lol

                                                  What if us guys did it with our own jizz? would we get the youthful benefits too???

                                                  Do not relish the thought of doing it though!

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                                                  • klinton
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 8766

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by beaner
                                                    just texted my gf that facials are medically documented to help skin care up to 20 years... have not received a text back yet though
                                                    she keeps you in tension man, have to talk with her about it when you will see her

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                                                    • SekobA
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2008
                                                      • 12154

                                                      #27
                                                      Gonna check this out for sure.

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