I was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didn't really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'wtf, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldn't tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in Belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.
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best copypasta in a while :Dyou there.. hi. i'm an all around multimedia guy
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I recently watched someone take their last breath and it was not the way I want to go.
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That was great. You got me dude!..lmaoComment
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Lol. Kind of expected it this time.Comment
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Hehehe that was a good one man..I'm here for the violence!Comment
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Now that one got me good.
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good one.No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture.
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I watched two people burn to death once.
This was years ago.... I was driving down the freeway when the mini van in front of me veered off the road, across the median, and smacked head on into a large construction truck. Cars went every where; A dozen cars crossed the median from the other side of the freeway onto my side. The mini van flipped over and caught fire, and everyone inside was knocked out. Myself and another guy broke the rear window and pulled two kids out. We couldn't get to the other two out because the fire had consumed the mini van.
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LMAO! Niceeee, you got me one this one.
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that was a good one man..Comment
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This one was funny thanksComment
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Dammit. I just got Rick Rolled and now this.
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Aha these threads always bring out the confused foreigners and post skimmers.Comment
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Dammit, ya got me...
I had to read the line about calling your mom a coupla times, too, to realize I'd been duped.
It reminded me of the time a guy jumped onto the 110 freeway in Los Angeles. I was really pissed - not because I was late to work, but because I thought it was a really fucked up way to end things. He didn't die when he hit the pavement; it took a few cars hitting him and splattering him all over the road to do that. I was angry that he traumatized the innocent folks just on their way to wherever. But when I drove by and actually saw his body (parts), my mood changed and I got sad, thinking about what sort of internal demons must have been chasing him that he would go and do something like that.
By the way, you suck for tricking me. But it was a good one...
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you got me, I read most before i realized what it was. lolComment
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I guess i'm getting too old.... I don't get it.i like wafflesComment
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