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I, (insert name here), a desperate and naive adult of sound mind and body, hereby agree to grant sleazy pornographer (insert name here) full non-revokable perpetual rights, including any and all distribution and resale rights, to exploit and use my image, likeness and any derivative works for any purpose whatsoever, in any and all forms of presently known media formats and any future formats that may be developed. I acknowledge receipt of  payment as full and final compensation and understand that everyone I know will probably see these explicit sexual images, my family will disown me and my reputation as a slutty whore will follow me wherever I go. In the event of any future legal dispute, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless pornographer and his associates from any and all claims and damages.
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I am not a lawyer and this is strictly for entertainment purposes. If you want to CYA, hire a lawyer.