Pope vows to bar pedophiles from church, but it'll be hard to have church w/o priests

So God can not longer give forgiveness to Pedophiles?

Shit, there is going to be a massive Bible recall so they can make these new rule edits.

1) We believe in micro evolution, not macro. The idea that we MACRO evolved is insane. But we understand MICRO evolution absolutely happened as per God's design.
2) God will hand out forgiveness to all who ask for it. Except for Pedophiles, and in some cases murders. We will treat it on a case by case basis before allowing you to pray for forgiveness and repent.
3) God clearly wants religion and the state to be combined. If you're not religious, get out of politics.
4) It's our job to stop muslims, they are evil. We haven't heard back from God on this one (actually we NEVER hear back) but we think he would prefer it if we killed them for believing in false idols. His name isn't ALLAH, it's God.

Okay so we need to make sure those are in.

LOL @ #3 and #4 haha

Kind of misleading thread title. He wants to ban them from becoming priests , which is a good move, not ban church goers. Some funny responses to the thread though.

kind of sarcastic

are they going to ask that question on the application?

Priests aren't pedofiles...







..they just like little boys !