And maybe more importantly... have you? The following letter appeared in a local paper a few days ago, check it out...
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts
"While I was out east on business, I went out to my favourite nightclub -- and went back to my hotel with a prize. She was the most beautiful woman at the club. We made love all night and in the morning she coyly asked me for a few hundred dollars because she was short on the rent. I asked her exactly how much, and said "$300" fast, in a flat voice, like she'd done it a million times.
I said, "I didn't know you were a prostitute" and she said, "Yeah, right. Pay me my money." I did. It was a lot, but I carry a lot of cash; I guess she saw that at the bar.
Now I feel taken. I had no idea. No one told me, although I did get a few smirks I didn't understand at the bar. I thought those guys were just jealous. I'm writing to tell guys to ask around before they take home a very sexy babe like that. It cost me $300 to learn my lesson."
The Idiot
And the answer...
Dear Idiot
"Now you need to get tested for STDs because of that high-risk partner. And you need to abstain from sex until you know the results. Hard lessons indeed."
My question is, could this (or has it) happened to you? You hit a bar, meet an incredible looking chick, maybe one that you normally wouldn't get, and she turns out the next morning, after the fact, to be a hooker.
Would you pay her?
Or would you tell her to 
I've never had that happen to me but if I put myself in that guy's position I'm quite tempted to say I would tell her to get lost and not pay her.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts
"While I was out east on business, I went out to my favourite nightclub -- and went back to my hotel with a prize. She was the most beautiful woman at the club. We made love all night and in the morning she coyly asked me for a few hundred dollars because she was short on the rent. I asked her exactly how much, and said "$300" fast, in a flat voice, like she'd done it a million times.
I said, "I didn't know you were a prostitute" and she said, "Yeah, right. Pay me my money." I did. It was a lot, but I carry a lot of cash; I guess she saw that at the bar.
Now I feel taken. I had no idea. No one told me, although I did get a few smirks I didn't understand at the bar. I thought those guys were just jealous. I'm writing to tell guys to ask around before they take home a very sexy babe like that. It cost me $300 to learn my lesson."
The Idiot
And the answer...
Dear Idiot
"Now you need to get tested for STDs because of that high-risk partner. And you need to abstain from sex until you know the results. Hard lessons indeed."
My question is, could this (or has it) happened to you? You hit a bar, meet an incredible looking chick, maybe one that you normally wouldn't get, and she turns out the next morning, after the fact, to be a hooker.
Would you pay her?
Or would you tell her to I've never had that happen to me but if I put myself in that guy's position I'm quite tempted to say I would tell her to get lost and not pay her.
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