Carmella Bing's retirement rant is fucking crazy

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  • minddust
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 2438
    #51
    fiddy saggy tits leaving the biz

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      • jakethedog
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 2497
        #52
        Bwahahaha " If you are escorting, let me know. My friend "The Anal Hobbit" wants to meet you.

        Thanks!

        Posted by Boneprone on Friday, April 11, 2008 at 1:09 PM
        [Reply to this] "
        No sig .. just me

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          • bronco67
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 29026
            #53
            $20,000 a month ain't cuttin it for her

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              • Red Ezra
                redezra.com
                • May 2004
                • 4678
                #54
                um ok - interesting read but not shocked - it seems this is becoming the norm more and more - greener pastures in escorting and such - I hope they play it safe

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                  • NinjaSteve
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 11089
                    #55
                    Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                    There really is nothing in the world more humorous than a porn star's Myspace blog, and the ensuing ass kissing comments that follow. She could have wrote...

                    "Hey guys, today I was drunk driving and I bent over to do a line that I had cut up on my dashboard when suddenly an old lady with a walker crossing the street with her 5 year old granddaughter so rudely jumped out in front of my car. I smashed into them and the old geezer and the little brat went flying over the hood of my car and cracked and got blood all over my windshield. Don't these people know how hard I work for what I have? Then I realized my dealer gave me bad shit and it burned the back of my throat, which caused me to swerve and run head on into a pet store, killing a batch if newborn puppies. The pet store owner's were soooo rude and called me a whore. Why do they have to be so judgmental? Don't they know the sacrifices I make for my art? I know you guys understand and I love you and thank you for all your support!"

                    To which she will get hundreds of replies, all saying some variation of...

                    "Fuck those bastards. They don't know the real you like we do. That old bag and her dirty kid should watch where the fuck they are going. And who the fuck keeps newborn puppies so close to the front of the store? We love you and got your back! My number is 555-1212. Please call me! I'll take you away from all of this!!!"

                    Pure comedy...
                    YES! Post of the century!
                    ...

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                      • fluffygrrl
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2006
                        • 2187
                        #56
                        Point remains a good looking girl that can fuck will make more money, easier, doing escort than shooting porn.

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                          • viencarl
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2007
                            • 4234
                            #57
                            Originally posted by minddust
                            It's all about the same shit, prostitute.

                            Getting fucked on film for cash or getting fucked for cash...

                            BTW.. That kiddie porn thing is really twisted, she's gone for good? Let's just hope.

                            The IRS gonna catch her.
                            a gree

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                              • Manowar
                                jellyfish  
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528
                                #58
                                20k a month not enough?

                                damn!

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                                  • After Shock Media
                                    It's coming look busy
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 35299
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                    Point remains a good looking girl that can fuck will make more money, easier, doing escort than shooting porn.
                                    Actual point is a girl who got a name doing porn can charge more to fuck as an escort.

                                    [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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