a wise old man once told me...

**phypon** · 03-21-2014, 08:46 PM

and don't forget kids, don't bring sand to the beach! for other news, here's Sally!!

**Rochard** · 03-21-2014, 08:53 PM

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cannot pick your friend's nose.

**WDF** · 03-21-2014, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Rochard

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cannot pick your friend's nose.

I thought it was:

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you should not pick your friend's nose.

**brassmonkey** · 03-21-2014, 09:20 PM

wise man told me keep one in the chamber. that's gospel

**Spunky** · 03-21-2014, 09:27 PM

wise old man told me learn this shit on your own,you will make mistakes and do it right the next time.there is no training

**Paully** · 03-21-2014, 09:38 PM

Wise man told me warning shot to the head and then two in the ceiling.

**bean-aid** · 03-21-2014, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Paully

Wise man told me warning shot to the head and then two in the ceiling.

*alert* *alert*... intruder in da house

**johnnyloadproductions** · 03-21-2014, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by beaner

It is better to pick your own nose, then pick your friends and try to pick their noses.

Lesson to be learned.... do not make fun of mentally challenged people like paully who has his 1 inch weiner up max hardcore assholio

Originally posted by Paully

Wise man told me warning shot to the head and then two in the ceiling.

Congrats on 4k posts Beany Baby!

...and another round begins.

**Paully** · 03-21-2014, 09:48 PM

beaner if you just asked questions without being such a pompous fucking jackass then I'm sure you'd get some help on figuring out how to bill. But you insist on being a little cocksucker with nothing but contempt while trying to bait people for insight.

You are worse than a troll. You want people to do business with you at the same time. That is what is called a piss ant and borderline scammer. I think you are too ignorant to really steal from halfway intelligent people but you are a mess.

I think you believe your bullshit. Youre like wehateporn with a less shiny hat.

**brassmonkey** · 03-21-2014, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by Paully

Wise man told me warning shot to the head and then two in the ceiling.

the other two are to the chest

**Paully** · 03-21-2014, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

the other two are to the chest

No double tap when theyre already on the floor. Another wise man told me make sure there is only one story to tell.

**The Porn Nerd** · 03-21-2014, 10:11 PM

"You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."

**bean-aid** · 03-21-2014, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Paully

No double tap when theyre already on the floor. Another wise man told me make sure there is only one story to tell.

Good friends always tell me...

*want me to take care of it?*

Watch my vid... feel the love... then make sure to watch 2:45 so you can get your face recognition of the beaner...

I'm actually embarrassed by you and me conversing with you.

**brassmonkey** · 03-21-2014, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by Paully

Another wise man told me make sure there is only one story to tell.

fo real

that's when mistakes are made

**WDF** · 03-21-2014, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Paully

No double tap when theyre already on the floor. Another wise man told me make sure there is only one story to tell.

I think I know that man only he told me when the law shows up make sure you are the only 1 with a still beating heart.

**brassmonkey** · 03-21-2014, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by WDF

I think I know that man only he told me when the law shows up make sure you are the only 1 with a still beating heart.

if you caught sum bodies why the fuck are you waiting for one time????

**Penny24Seven** · 03-21-2014, 11:38 PM

all you people know some pretty fucked up wise old people

**Paully** · 03-21-2014, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by beaner

I'm actually embarrassed by you and me conversing with you.

How many people are you talking to exactly? Don't be fucking shy. I think we're getting somewhere.

**WDF** · 03-22-2014, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

if you caught sum bodies why the fuck are you waiting for one time????

Sorry don't follow you, I think something got lost in translation.

I was going to abbreviate your nick then decided who wants to be called BM! lol

Friday night/Saturday morning in full progress now.

Originally posted by Brian837

all you people know some pretty fucked up wise old people

Yes, Indeed I do!

Originally posted by Paully

How many people are you talking to exactly? Don't be fucking shy. I think we're getting somewhere.

Old wise man said once "You are never alone when you have multiple personalities".

**ilnjscb** · 03-22-2014, 02:39 AM

Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6
Exceed your friends in kindness and your enemies in malice
E dolce far niente, ma e migliore mangiare bene
Go deeper

**seeandsee** · 03-22-2014, 02:59 AM

pick your god damn nose

**SilentKnight** · 03-22-2014, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by ilnjscb

Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6

Better to be carried by 6 than tried by 12 and then fucked up the ass by 12 more.

**bean-aid** · 03-22-2014, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Paully

How many people are you talking to exactly? Don't be fucking shy. I think we're getting somewhere.

**ilnjscb** · 03-22-2014, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Better to be carried by 6 than tried by 12 and then fucked up the ass by 12 more.

I think the assumption is that you'd be able to prove self defense, and, as we've seen, that is easier without a living opponent.

**WDF** · 03-22-2014, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by beaner

Tra lalalala la

**SilentKnight** · 03-22-2014, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by ilnjscb

I think the assumption is that you'd be able to prove self defense, and, as we've seen, that is easier without a living opponent.

Today's justice system is beyond fucked up.

I'd assume nothing.

**bean-aid** · 03-22-2014, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Today's justice system is beyond fucked up.

I'd assume nothing.

I still cannot make connection to this thread and the justice system.

Or is this about dirty, smelly old men with small penises who talk about shooting people?

A wise man once told me that people like that are just insecure wannabes.

**bean-aid** · 03-22-2014, 10:25 PM

Lot's of people are losers... what is important is if your *loser* status makes you better through wise thoughts....

**Paully** · 03-22-2014, 11:16 PM

Can we bring back Squirelygirl and ban beaner again? Bet you won't see them in the same room together.

**bean-aid** · 03-22-2014, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by Paully

Can we bring back Squirelygirl and ban beaner again? Bet you won't see them in the same room together.

No clue.... no clue

Somebody has no clue...

**arock10** · 03-23-2014, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by Brian837

all you people know some pretty fucked up wise old people

I laughed out loud

a wise old man once told me...

a wise old man once told me...

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