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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944
    #1

    I think my cock may have been compromised?

    I signed up to a dating site last night, and the form asked me to include complete details of my cock... Length, Girth, HD Photo, Short HD Vid etc... You know, the normal stuff...

    But when I clicked 'Submit' the site said 'Thankyou, your submission is succeeded' instead of successful... That was my first clue. THen when I checked the contact us / TOS / and other stuff, it was just all lorum ipsum dorum text

    Therefore I consider my cock possibly compromised - How can I get my cock back, before many others are using my details in a fraudulent way all over the web?

    Thanks.


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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177
      #2
      You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.
      ↑ see post ↑
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        • 2MuchMark
          Mark of 2Much.net
          • Aug 2004
          • 50885
          #3
          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
          You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38944
              #4
              Originally posted by ottopottomouse
              You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.
              U. R. Isnt 4arrrrrrrrr OAF....



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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  Therefore I consider my cock possibly compromised - How can I get my cock back, before many others are using my details in a fraudulent way all over the web?
                  Exchange them a poo for your cock...


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                    • Chosen
                      VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 63151
                      #6
                      Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                      You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

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                        • brassmonkey
                          Pay It Forward
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77385
                          #7
                          tell the truth were you there when knight rider ate those burgers off the ground?
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                            • romeo22
                              你自己去他媽的
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 23328
                              #8
                              hope your cock details will not show here

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38944
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                  You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.
                                  They are due to call round today... Thanks


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                                    • WDF
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2013
                                      • 2248
                                      #10
                                      Someone is selling a cock database on the Dark Net, yours might be in it.
                                      Please HELP

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