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  • C H R I S
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2005
    • 10842
    #51
    Originally posted by HELMY
    you get an 11th chip just for the lack of originality of this thread - just don't BLOW it.
    Hell I will turn that $100 chip into $4000 on th craps table.
    C H R I S
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      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
        best designer on GFY
        • Mar 2003
        • 30307
        #52
        1. You don't want to meet the most number of people - Correct, I do not want to meet anyone.
        2. You prefer old-school seminars - Please its the same fucken people crying about the same fucken shit.
        3. You hate networking - I use the interwebs who needs to meet people face to face? I am not insecure.
        4. You hate sexy people - Perhaps the only reason to go. I love the bitches at the shows.
        5. You hate rock music - I play Rock music, maybe the only reason to go, unless its some greasy cover band. LMK when ya got White Zombie or KORN or Fucken anything besides a Cover band.
        6. You hate Las Vegas - Fuck Vegas, it is over rated.
        7. You think XBIZ sucks - Well yeah.... Your awards are impartial and a fucken joke that play to who ever is popular. Give them all to Juicy and call it a night for fucks sakes.
        8. You think show's are a total waste of time - Yes I do.
        9. You don't like to save money - I like to make money.
        10. I AM TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SHIT.


        Fucken AVN takin my 50 spots...
        Fuck AVN to.
        Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 04-11-2008, 03:40 PM.

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          • JFK
            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
            • Jan 2002
            • 67369
            #53
            Originally posted by WiredGuy
            10. You hate to go to a show that's free
            its FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ???

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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34515
                #54
                www

                Originally posted by JFK
                its FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ???
                You didn't see the announcement? Check out their homepage: http://www.xbizsummerforum.com/
                WG
                I play with Google.

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                  • The Adult Broker
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 5265
                    #55
                    10. You will get too much business out of the show and will be so busy working the deals when you get back that you won't need to another show for the rest of the year


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                      • pornguy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62910
                        #56
                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                        10. You don't want to look as cool and relaxed as airek chilling by the pool with 300 hot womens all around him begging to go on a date.
                        Womens???

                        And here I THUNK better of you.

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                          • seeric
                            ..........
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917
                            #57
                            i heart teh womens

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                              • SuzzyQ
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 1557
                                #58
                                10) You know Juicy will be trying to give away his used Fleshlights.

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                                  • DWB
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 31779
                                    #59
                                    10: You have scabies and you don't want to pass it on.

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                                      • Sebastian Sands
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 5223
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Got Porn?
                                        10. You?re on house arrest and there is no way for parole officer would let you leave the state for a porn convention.
                                        hahahahahaha... best one yet

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                                          • fris
                                            I have to go potty
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 55789
                                            #61
                                            Cant wait for vegas
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                                              • tiger
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 6986
                                                #62
                                                Because you don't want to get rick rolled into going to a midget tranny orgy.

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                                                  • Moe
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 1513
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                    10. You don't want to look as cool and relaxed as airek chilling by the pool with 300 hot womens all around him begging to go on a date.
                                                    Share the women bro
                                                    Moe
                                                    XBIZ | The Industry Source
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                                                      • NETbilling
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 8598
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by Shahan
                                                        10. Because you dont want to know too much about the people you are doing business with
                                                        Monkey Business


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                                                          • Loryn
                                                            Super Connector
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 12853
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                            #10. You are still drunk from the Phoenix Forum
                                                            Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!

                                                            I will be there though with bells, whistles, and ribbons on ready to go and mingle with the best of the best!
                                                            ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~



                                                            RIP TD

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                                                              • Loryn
                                                                Super Connector
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 12853
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by The Adult Broker
                                                                10. You will get too much business out of the show and will be so busy working the deals when you get back that you won't need to another show for the rest of the year


                                                                .
                                                                I don't think there is a person on this board that fits those words more than you girl! You are a true rockstar/business woman!
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                                                                RIP TD

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                                                                  • HELMY
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 494
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                    1. You don't want to meet the most number of people - Correct, I do not want to meet anyone.
                                                                    2. You prefer old-school seminars - Please its the same fucken people crying about the same fucken shit.
                                                                    3. You hate networking - I use the interwebs who needs to meet people face to face? I am not insecure.
                                                                    4. You hate sexy people - Perhaps the only reason to go. I love the bitches at the shows.
                                                                    5. You hate rock music - I play Rock music, maybe the only reason to go, unless its some greasy cover band. LMK when ya got White Zombie or KORN or Fucken anything besides a Cover band.
                                                                    6. You hate Las Vegas - Fuck Vegas, it is over rated.
                                                                    7. You think XBIZ sucks - Well yeah.... Your awards are impartial and a fucken joke that play to who ever is popular. Give them all to Juicy and call it a night for fucks sakes.
                                                                    8. You think show's are a total waste of time - Yes I do.
                                                                    9. You don't like to save money - I like to make money.
                                                                    10. I AM TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SHIT.


                                                                    Fucken AVN takin my 50 spots...
                                                                    Fuck AVN to.

                                                                    FUCK THE WORLD MAN!
                                                                    XBIZ™ | The Industry Source

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                                                                      • HELMY
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 494
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                        10. You don't want to look as cool and relaxed as airek chilling by the pool with 300 hot womens all around him begging to go on a date.

                                                                        U got 1 chip.
                                                                        XBIZ™ | The Industry Source

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                                                                          • NETbilling
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 8598
                                                                            #69
                                                                            10. You do not want to be served cold ice cream at the pool by hot babes courtesy of NETbilling.


                                                                            Mitch Farber
                                                                            CEO - NETbilling, Inc.
                                                                            Email / Phone: 888-357-8166 / 661-252-2456
                                                                            Transaction processing & 24/7 call center services with exceptional rates and flexibility, since 1998!

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                                                                              • After Shock Media
                                                                                It's coming look busy
                                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                                • 35299
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by HELMY
                                                                                You win for the most bizarre.
                                                                                whoo hoo.

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                                                                                  • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                    Now choke yourself!
                                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                                    • 12085
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    10: You're tired of getting sick from airborn pathogens. How can you explain getting the clap to your wife?

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                                                                                      • CleopatraoftheNile
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                                                        • 284
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                        When are they going to block the strip from cars and just let everyone walk it?
                                                                                        I think it would be a great idea. Just put trolleys up and down the street to get from one hotel to another.
                                                                                        They do that now honey. There is a tram service from one hotel to another. I think it is stationed primarily at the Alladin. I took it one time so I don't remember the exact hotel. However, they do have that service in place to save traffic time and parking fees etc

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                                                                                          • TroubleTonya
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                                            • 1168
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            10. You are too scared to leave the house because "BIG BROTHER" is watching all of Vegas all the time.... its a conspiracy ya know!! ::HIDES::
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                                                                                              • mrkris
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                                • 2737
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                10. you don't wanna get your ass beat for talking shit on the boards?

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                                                                                                  • Bama
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                                    • 2727
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    10. You already know everything there is to know.

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                                                                                                      • Loki
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                                        • 4420
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        I know you just want #10 but what the hell heres a full 10

                                                                                                        1. Your afraid of having 'cuddle time' with Juicy D Links.
                                                                                                        2. Your on the "No Fly List"
                                                                                                        3. You've pissed off half the boards online and are too scared to show your face.
                                                                                                        4. You don't have enough frequent fly miles.
                                                                                                        5. You'll be too busy washing your hair.
                                                                                                        6. The voices in your head have told you not to go!
                                                                                                        7. One Word: Hemly
                                                                                                        8. You can't get the time off from BurgerKing.
                                                                                                        9. Not enough tranny whores on the strip
                                                                                                        10. You can't buy your tickets with food stamps

                                                                                                        For the record if I win, I'll not be there to collect my winnings ;)

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                                                                                                          • Porno Dan
                                                                                                            Court Jester
                                                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                                                            • 6342
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Your brother will steal all the chicks
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                                                                                                              • seeric
                                                                                                                ..........
                                                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                • 41917
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Moe H
                                                                                                                Share the women bro

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                                                                                                                  • baddog
                                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                    • 107089
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    You don't want your picture on FUBARwebmasters or XBIZ World.

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                                                                                                                      • HELMY
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                        • 494
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                        You don't want your picture on FUBARwebmasters or XBIZ World.

                                                                                                                        clever one - u win a chip.
                                                                                                                        XBIZ™ | The Industry Source

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                                                                                                                          • baddog
                                                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                            • 107089
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by HELMY
                                                                                                                            clever one - u win a chip.
                                                                                                                            Score one for creative spamming.

                                                                                                                            Thank you.

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                                                                                                                              • Moe
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                • 1513
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                                                                                10. You are afraid to see webmasters in swimsuits at the pool!
                                                                                                                                Moe
                                                                                                                                XBIZ | The Industry Source
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                                                                                                                                  • GonZo
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                    • 3180
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    10. 102 degree weather in the desert - you couldnt give me a free ticket to attend.
                                                                                                                                    Wait Alec already is!
                                                                                                                                    Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                                                                                                                                    "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                                                                                                                                    All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                                                                                                                                      • baddog
                                                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                        • 107089
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by GonZo
                                                                                                                                        10. 102 degree weather in the desert - you couldnt give me a free ticket to attend.
                                                                                                                                        Wait Alec already is!
                                                                                                                                        I will take 102 in Vegas over 90 in Atlanta any day of the week.

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                                                                                                                                          • HELMY
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 494
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by NetBilling
                                                                                                                                            10. You do not want to be served cold ice cream at the pool by hot babes courtesy of NETbilling.

                                                                                                                                            Nice one, you win Mitch.
                                                                                                                                            XBIZ™ | The Industry Source

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                                                                                                                                              • Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                                Biker Gnome
                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                • 23200
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                #10 You're tired of affiliate reps comparing their girls to Playboy!
                                                                                                                                                Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                                                                think about that

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                                                                                                                                                  • InternetIsForPorn
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                                                                                                                    • 848
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    #10 You're afraid you'll end up drunk at that private bukakke party again.

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                                                                                                                                                      • Gunni
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                        • 2385
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        I can't enter the US as I'm wanted by the FBI

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                                                                                                                                                          • Klen
                                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                            • 32234
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                                                                                                            because I am under 21 and therfore cannot drink legally.

                                                                                                                                                            but if you were to sort me out some fake i.d. ... who knows.
                                                                                                                                                            Poor kid

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                                                                                                                                                              • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • May 2007
                                                                                                                                                                • 3884
                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                you know what....that isnt too far from me ;)





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                                                                                                                                                                  • Moe
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                    • 1513
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Gunni
                                                                                                                                                                    I can't enter the US as I'm wanted by the FBI
                                                                                                                                                                    Wasn't really smart of you to post this if thats really the case
                                                                                                                                                                    Moe
                                                                                                                                                                    XBIZ | The Industry Source
                                                                                                                                                                    ICQ: 143-275-301
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