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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    And my occupation for tonight5 is

    The inventor of "Donkey Kong". That is sure to impress the ladies.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      I'm a little confused

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by Spunky
          I'm a little confused
          I get a kick out of fucking with people. I like to see how long I can get someone to believe an outlandish fabrication fo the truth. So sometimes when I go to the bar, I make up stories, and the longer someone believes it the more outlandish I make it, until they realize that I've been kidding the whole time, then we have a good laugh and I perform sexual gymnastics with them.

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            • munki
              Do Fun Shit.
              • Dec 2004
              • 13393
              #4
              I'd go with heir to the post it fortune... but thats just my game...

              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 38323
                  #5
                  Buy a stick-on mustache and tell them you are Ron Jeremy, and that the Mario character was inspired by you...then when they ask you to prove it, slip them the salami...





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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                          I perform sexual gymnastics with them.
                          Does that involve anal penetration?

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                            • uno
                              RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 18450
                              #8
                              You're a bit young to have invented Donky Kong, but hell, if anyone believes that, go for it.
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                                • starpimps
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 6954
                                  #9
                                  i was George Micheals illegitimate son last week. chicks were diggin me
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                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by starpimps
                                      i was George Micheals illegitimate son last week. chicks were diggin me
                                      Pretty clever getting all made up and calling yourself Boy George Michaels:



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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          Does that involve anal penetration?
                                          Eh, I am not really a fan of that. I prefer to stick inanimate objects such as paper clips, cordless phone antennas and rolled up room service menus in their ass.

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by starpimps
                                              i was George Micheals illegitimate son last week. chicks were diggin me
                                              Yeah, well I've been thinking "When the hell is that clown (referring to you) going to a show again".

                                              Whens it gonna be?

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                                                • starpimps
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 6954
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                  Yeah, well I've been thinking "When the hell is that clown (referring to you) going to a show again".

                                                  Whens it gonna be?
                                                  internext florida ...you going?
                                                  ill bring the clown shoes, you bring the lube
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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by starpimps
                                                      internext florida ...you going?
                                                      ill bring the clown shoes, you bring the lube
                                                      I am planning on being in attendance at that particular show sir.

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