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  • HugeWood
    HUGE
    • Oct 2013
    • 463
    #1

    Your pride and joy, carved in mahogany

    For ?265, you can get a copy (exaggeration) of your manhood (including testicles!) in luxurious mahogany. This is the classy way to put your dick in a box!
    http://holzsymbol.jimdo.com/ (Site in German but proprietor speaks English)

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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433
      #2
      Why did he say he would do mine for $50?..

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24812
          #3
          Clicking this thread at 8:07am counts as morning wood.

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            • HugeWood
              HUGE
              • Oct 2013
              • 463
              #4
              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
              Why did he say he would do mine for $50?..

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                • DVTimes
                  xxx
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 31650
                  #5
                  In a few years this tree will be big enough to make mine from.

                  XXX

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                    • ilnjscb
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8957
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DVTimes
                      In a few years this tree will be big enough to make mine from.

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                        • Yanto
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 523
                          #7
                          bump for a woody penis

                          [B][COLOR="Orange"]Contact me Yanto - Skype: yanto_webcashassoc

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978
                              #8

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323
                                  #9
                                  A festival is held in Japan in my honor...





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                                    • John-ACWM
                                      Work Work Work
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 20060
                                      #10
                                      cool idea though!

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                                        • Maqua
                                          E.M.O
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 2029
                                          #11
                                          His next project will be carving a little man in the canoe
                                          T.G.D Two Guys Domains, In business since 1997, EMO Domains, your one stop domain shop, Twitter @maquaed, Keep your stick on the ice!!

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                                            • ilnjscb
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 8957
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                              A festival is held in Japan in my honor...





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                                              *thats* what they meant when they said reduced 50% - I'm glad I gave them the permission.

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