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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    Limited Offer: Freaks

    You know who you are.

    I do not discriminate. You want phat design of your fucking weird/borderline shit? $$$ up front... conversions will explode. tips & bribes welcome. First in, first served. Discreet references provided at my discretion. If your vibe is solid, I'll see... if not, eat it. Client confidentiality is prime.

    This is not the shit you see in anyone's portfolio.... (including mine)

    I don't usually solicit for this kinda stuff, but hey... it's been a while and I got an itch to do some more undisclosed stuff.

    No CP. No exceptions.
    SIG TOO BIG
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    • Rocky
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 3022
      #2
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
      No CP. No exceptions.
      what about pedeaphiles?
      Are you down with Sin?

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        • redshift
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 1044
          #3
          wadda think you could do with weirdfreakyshit.com?

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              Originally posted by redshift
              wadda think you could do with weirdfreakyshit.com?
              Nothing if you don't have some sort of concept or stable base of operations from which to expand..... I'm not here to create your freakin' future... I am merely a tool bro.

              nevermind.... I rescind this offer too.
              SIG TOO BIG

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                • Satan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1626
                  #5
                  Does this mean you will do a satanic banner?
                  WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Satan
                      Does this mean you will do a satanic banner?
                      (quoting toodamnfli) nigga please... I already said... no cp. Anything else goes.
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                        • Freakster
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 833
                          #7
                          Freaks only?

                          maybe some paint design can win then
                          174-38-56

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                            • Pornwolf
                              Drunk and Unruly
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 22712
                              #8
                              Midget bestiality? Midget dudes fucking cats and chicks getting done by dobermans? They are all the same size so it should be good. Can you do it Amp?
                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                              Webair, bitches.

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                                • Mazer Rackus
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 333
                                  #9
                                  AMP, i need a logo for http://www.sexy-celebs.net

                                  PLEASE !!

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                                    • Vagisil
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 399
                                      #10
                                      will u do beastie?
                                      I fix your discharge.....

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                                        • Mazer Rackus
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 333
                                          #11
                                          AMP, i'm a poor mexican webmaster, i have to feed my family, i can't pay you money but i can put a desclaimer that you made a logo and a link to your domain on the buttom

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                              Midget bestiality? Midget dudes fucking cats and chicks getting done by dobermans? They are all the same size so it should be good. Can you do it Amp?
                                              yes... and I can do it well.
                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                  There can be only one
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Vagisil
                                                  will u do beastie?
                                                  yes.
                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                      There can be only one
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 39075
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                      AMP, i'm a poor mexican webmaster, i have to feed my family, i can't pay you money but i can put a desclaimer that you made a logo and a link to your domain on the buttom
                                                      sorry....

                                                      pimpdog?
                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                          There can be only one
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 39075
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                          AMP, i need a logo for http://www.sexy-celebs.net

                                                          PLEASE !!
                                                          celeb will cost xtra.
                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                            • Vagisil
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 399
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                              yes.
                                                              how much for a splash and 3 tours, and a join?
                                                              I fix your discharge.....

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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Vagisil


                                                                  how much for a splash and 3 tours, and a join?
                                                                  Beastie? $1500
                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 39075
                                                                      #18
                                                                      priority service.
                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Vagisil, if this goes any farther than this, we should probly take it to a private convo....
                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                            • phogirl69
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 3330
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                              AMP, i'm a poor mexican webmaster, i have to feed my family, i can't pay you money but i can put a desclaimer that you made a logo and a link to your domain on the buttom


                                                                              Could Mazer Rackus be Dark Jedi????

                                                                              At your celeb cj http://www.sexy-celebs.net

                                                                              there's a console with a FPA for Freezinebucks with the
                                                                              referral id of "Dark Jedi"

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                                                                                • Theo
                                                                                  HAL 9000
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  hahahahahaha

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                                                                                    • Vagisil
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 399
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by phogirl69




                                                                                      Could Mazer Rackus be Dark Jedi????

                                                                                      At your celeb cj http://www.sexy-celebs.net

                                                                                      there's a console with a FPA for Freezinebucks with the
                                                                                      referral id of "Dark Jedi"
                                                                                      aaahahahahahahaha BUSTED
                                                                                      I fix your discharge.....

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                                                                                        • Mazer Rackus
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 333
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          it is no a cj you idiot - theres lot of content

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                                                                                            • Vagisil
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                              • 399
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              Vagisil, if this goes any farther than this, we should probly take it to a private convo....
                                                                                              i dont know if i could swing 1500$ right now
                                                                                              I fix your discharge.....

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                                                                                                • redshift
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 1044
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  $1500 not that bad for an AMP design - but I got bitch slapped so......

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                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      bottom line:

                                                                                                      I don't give a fuckin' crap what kinda site you got... as long as it's not cp, I'll hook it up for ya. No need to ask if I'll do this or do that... AGAIN... if it's not cp, I'll do it. End of story.

                                                                                                      CASH TALKS.

                                                                                                      Everything else can suck a dick. I don;t need links or trades or future favors, or a special fucking friend....

                                                                                                      you want the work, you know where to find me... if you're full of shit, then you gotta live with that, not me.

                                                                                                      Enjoy peoples...

                                                                                                      (I certainly will!)
                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                        • phogirl69
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 3330
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                          it is no a cj you idiot - theres lot of content

                                                                                                          Oops sorry, there IS a lot of unlicensed celeb content so it's not a cj my bad.


                                                                                                          Please don't call me an idiot, that really hurts my feelings

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                                                                                                            • Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                              • 333
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by phogirl69



                                                                                                              Oops sorry, there IS a lot of unlicensed celeb content so it's not a cj my bad.


                                                                                                              Please don't call me an idiot, that really hurts my feelings
                                                                                                              okay, i am is sorry

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                                                                                                                • phogirl69
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 3330
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Ok, I forgive

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                                                                                                                    • Vagisil
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                      • 399
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                      bottom line:

                                                                                                                      I don't give a fuckin' crap what kinda site you got... as long as it's not cp, I'll hook it up for ya. No need to ask if I'll do this or do that... AGAIN... if it's not cp, I'll do it. End of story.

                                                                                                                      CASH TALKS.

                                                                                                                      Everything else can suck a dick. I don;t need links or trades or future favors, or a special fucking friend....

                                                                                                                      you want the work, you know where to find me... if you're full of shit, then you gotta live with that, not me.

                                                                                                                      Enjoy peoples...

                                                                                                                      (I certainly will!)
                                                                                                                      you had an abusive father, didnt you? an alcoholic, abusive father? i sense this
                                                                                                                      I fix your discharge.....

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                                                                                                                        • SykkBoy2
                                                                                                                          Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                          • 19969
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                                                                          Ok, I forgive
                                                                                                                          phogirl (or any other of the GFYers), feel free to use the devilboy if need be:
                                                                                                                          Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                                                                            • redshift
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 1044
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                              bottom line:

                                                                                                                              I don't give a fuckin' crap what kinda site you got... as long as it's not cp, I'll hook it up for ya. No need to ask if I'll do this or do that... AGAIN... if it's not cp, I'll do it. End of story.

                                                                                                                              CASH TALKS.

                                                                                                                              Everything else can suck a dick. I don;t need links or trades or future favors, or a special fucking friend....

                                                                                                                              you want the work, you know where to find me... if you're full of shit, then you gotta live with that, not me.

                                                                                                                              Enjoy peoples...

                                                                                                                              (I certainly will!)
                                                                                                                              *EG*

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                                                                                                                                • LiveDose
                                                                                                                                  Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 25792
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                                                                                                  ... I am merely a tool bro.
                                                                                                                                  AMP,

                                                                                                                                  Never in a million years did I ever think I would hear you say that!

                                                                                                                                  LD

                                                                                                                                  Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

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                                                                                                                                    • Rocky
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 3022
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      RELEASE THE PEDES!!
                                                                                                                                      Are you down with Sin?

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