My girl makes the best fucking salsa EVER!!!

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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    My girl makes the best fucking salsa EVER!!!

    it's true. It rocks.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • Cheshire
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    • Jul 2001
    • 5738

    #2
    pass the chips!


    just a little bit naughty

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    • titmowse
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      • Jan 2001
      • 5320

      #3
      that's a pretty big claim there fella. you better send a jar-sized sample down here to the salsa experts in texas so we can verify your statement
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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        Originally posted by titmowse
        that's a pretty big claim there fella. you better send a jar-sized sample down here to the salsa experts in texas so we can verify your statement
        you can't handle this stuff.....

        must be dipped with Lime tortilla chips for full effect....

        and oh my gawd!!!

        bliss I tell you..... BLISS!!!

        it's like.... an orgasm in my mouth!

        wait... I did not just say that...
        SIG TOO BIG

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        • titmowse
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          • Jan 2001
          • 5320

          #5
          oh. i can't handle this stuff? do you know who you're blathering to boy? your boasts are just boasts until i taste the stuff
          I still love everybody

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          • RMG
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            • Apr 2002
            • 542

            #6
            haha

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            • dirtyone
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              • Jun 2002
              • 3706

              #7
              http://www.flyinghellfish.com/sounds/ketchup.wav

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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by titmowse
                oh. i can't handle this stuff? do you know who you're blathering to boy? your boasts are just boasts until i taste the stuff
                i will send you a vial of it...... have an emergency crew standing by though....
                SIG TOO BIG

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                • foe
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 5246

                  #9
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                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                  you can't handle this stuff.....

                  must be dipped with Lime tortilla chips for full effect....

                  and oh my gawd!!!

                  bliss I tell you..... BLISS!!!

                  it's like.... an orgasm in my mouth!

                  wait... I did not just say that...
                  lol

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                  • titmowse
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 5320

                    #10
                    "i will send you a vial of it"

                    -wow. i haven't had a "vial" of anything since the eighties
                    I still love everybody

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      Originally posted by titmowse
                      "i will send you a vial of it"

                      -wow. i haven't had a "vial" of anything since the eighties
                      why do these 80's references keep coming to haunt me..... am I just "Mullet Boy" to you guys or what...?
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                      • FiReC
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 2350

                        #12
                        did someone say salsa?? my GF is hispanic and she makes a killer salsa. serisously all you need for some good salsa is 3 tomatos, 1/2 onion, 1-3 Jalapenos, a little salt, let it sit overnight, and BAM, spicey hot just like it's supposed to be.
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                        • ControlThy
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                          • May 2002
                          • 1909

                          #13
                          AMP is dominating GFY.
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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ControlThy
                            AMP is dominating GFY.
                            this is new?
                            SIG TOO BIG

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                            • pornJester
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 6138

                              #15
                              I'll trade you some homemade guacamole for some homemade salsa


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                              • SykkBoy2
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 19969

                                #16
                                Originally posted by FiReC
                                did someone say salsa?? my GF is hispanic and she makes a killer salsa. serisously all you need for some good salsa is 3 tomatos, 1/2 onion, 1-3 Jalapenos, a little salt, let it sit overnight, and BAM, spicey hot just like it's supposed to be.
                                I'm not a jalepeno fan...I prefer to use roasted serranos...gives a much better flavor, a little more heat and a little different after-taste....jazz it up with a little lime juice and it gets taken to another level...


                                hmmm, maybe at the Janusary Vegas show we should have a GFY Salsa cookoff?

                                My blackened serrano-tomatillo sweet salsa doesn't melt the roof of the mouth with heat but the flavor makes up for it.....

                                for heat, my roasted habanero-peach sweet salsa (I love doing sweet salsas) will have you buzzing about the flavor just as your eyes start to implode from the heat....is perfect with lime enhanced chips or root vegetable chips.......
                                Last edited by SykkBoy; 08-08-2002, 12:36 AM.
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                                • Jakke PNG
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                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306

                                  #17
                                  I think having an orgasm in your mouth might leave a bitter aftertaste, but whatever floats your boat. I'm here to help
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                    I think having an orgasm in your mouth might leave a bitter aftertaste, but whatever floats your boat. I'm here to help
                                    just HAD to bring it up again didn't ya...

                                    bastard....
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • Jakke PNG
                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                      just HAD to bring it up again didn't ya...

                                      bastard....
                                      Dunno, this sorta thing just begs to be discussed.
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • Vagisil
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 399

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ControlThy
                                        AMP is dominating GFY.
                                        he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis
                                        I fix your discharge.....

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                                        • Jakke PNG
                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 20306

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Vagisil


                                          he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis
                                          The dress Amp usually wears isn't very 'dominatrix'
                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Vagisil


                                            he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis
                                            no need to dominate really... I'm guessing that only happens in your trailer park, ....

                                            you are but one of many who have popped in with "all the answers the the AMp mindset"..... and many will follow you....

                                            ohhhh, but wait for the loop I'm about to throw you....
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                                            • Rocky
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 3022

                                              #23
                                              RELEASE THE PEDES!!
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                                              • cat
                                                Registered User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 493

                                                #24
                                                my girlfriend is colombian and she hates salsa(?!)

                                                i used to like it, but not anymore

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                                                • Juge
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 1917

                                                  #25
                                                  I am sick of all the BS on this board. People claiming this. People claiming that. I, for one, will refuse to believe anything from now on without hard concrete proof.

                                                  (Amp, I sent you my mailing address in an email - please hurry - I am not a patient man, either)

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                                                  • Muffy
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                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 494

                                                    #26
                                                    I make a really good mango salso with red pepper and cilantro that is yummy on top of sea bass


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                                                    • Eugene_K
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 87

                                                      #27
                                                      Hey, everyone!

                                                      Fire up the recipe of Salsa, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!

                                                      I fucking liked it when being in the States, but here... - they do not have any. I need the recipe BADLY !!!

                                                      Eugene
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                                                      • RATBOY
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                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 1592

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Eugene_K
                                                        Hey, everyone!

                                                        Fire up the recipe of Salsa, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!

                                                        I fucking liked it when being in the States, but here... - they do not have any. I need the recipe BADLY !!!

                                                        Eugene
                                                        Dear god there are people on this earth without salsa?!? The humanity!!!

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                                                        • Beastiepoo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 1971

                                                          #29
                                                          Amp - It was some sort of microwave burgers, and now salsa...are you on a food trip??

                                                          No offense meant, I love a good salsa myself. There isn't enough of the stuff here in the UK. My problem is that I love my salsa blitzed into almost souplike consistancy. Pop all the ingredients in the blender and WHIRRRRRRRRR.......
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                                                          • swedguy
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                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 7981

                                                            #30
                                                            Is the recipe a well guarded secret?

                                                            My JalapeƱo's are almost ripe. Once they are ripe...... mmmm loads of Mango salsa =)

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                                                            • ibjem2
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 178

                                                              #31
                                                              Haberno Salsa with nice Blue Corn Chips or homemade guack. make a nice big ol margartia and set the clock to 420......

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                                                              • Honeyslut
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                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 6436

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Vagisil


                                                                he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis
                                                                Why thank you Dr. Vagisil !
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