Originally Posted by Grapesoda

so a gay guy died and in the will, he wanted his body cremated and the ashes spilt with his 3 best friends...

the first gay friend: I'm going to spread his ashes over my flower garden because he always loved my flowers when we would sit out there and sip tea in the late afternoons.

the second gay friend: I'm going to scatter his ashes on the beach because we had such wonderful walks there at sunset.

the third gay friend: I'm going to mix his ashes into a bowl HOT chili because I want him to tear my ass up one more time!