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  • natkejs
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1640
    #1

    I Just Called A Hooker

    I asked her how much..

    She said $20 per hour in local currency.

    I said Ok, how many hours do I get for $100 (in dollars).

    She said, 2 hours.

    I laughed until she hung up on me lol

    It's true, South American hookers have less IQ then the norm
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    • Scat in the Hat
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 222
      #2
      $20/hr? must be a street hooker...

      brothels will run ya about $50/hr down there...

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        • natkejs
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1640
          #3
          It depends on the language you speak when you call them.

          I always have my girlfriend call, she's local so she gets the real prices.

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            • Jens Van Assterdam
              The Dupre Pimp
              • Feb 2008
              • 6677
              #4
              20 and 50 an hour is still super cheap.. real hookers start at 250EUR an hour over here...
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                • CuriousToyBoy
                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 16787
                  #5
                  Where are you exactly ?
                  Celebs
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                    • Fap
                      Just Du It
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 12094
                      #6
                      Cool story...

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                        • natkejs
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1640
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                          Where are you exactly ?
                          I'm in Paraguay for the moment, good place to shoot except the girls are half ugly and think they will get aids if they suck cock without a condom.

                          Sounds interesting? lol

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                            • natkejs
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                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1640
                              #8
                              Originally posted by banthis
                              Cool story...
                              Thank you I did my best

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                                • Redmanthatcould
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 2771
                                  #9
                                  The $20/hr ones are definitely not born "she's" - you can bet your ass on that. This is coming from an expert.

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                                    • natkejs
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 1640
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Machete Rodriguez
                                      20 and 50 an hour is still super cheap.. real hookers start at 250EUR an hour over here...
                                      Well to be honest, if you want a real hot girl down here you need to hit the clubs ... they're not called hookers but "factureras" ... they will cost you around $100 - $200 per night but they're the real deal.

                                      No skanky bitches with 3 kids but actual hot girls that might do the model gig daytime ... that's why they don't work at the agencies etc, only low profile at high end clubs etc.

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                                        • CuriousToyBoy
                                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 16787
                                          #11
                                          I am living in the wrong place.

                                          2c

                                          ;-)
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                                            • natkejs
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1640
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                              The $20/hr ones are definitely not born "she's" - you can bet your ass on that. This is coming from an expert.
                                              You obviously have no idea what you're talking about, that's coming from someone that's been living here

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                                                • natkejs
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 1640
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                  I am living in the wrong place.

                                                  2c

                                                  ;-)
                                                  plane ticket is $1000, I'll have a limo pick you up at the airport ... give it a thought ;)

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                                                    • Redmanthatcould
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 2771
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by natkejs
                                                      You obviously have no idea what you're talking about, that's coming from someone that's been living here
                                                      It was an attempted joke. Guess it failed? I dunno, I still thought it was funny, but I'm obviously biased

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                                                        • Scat in the Hat
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                                                          • May 2004
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by natkejs
                                                          plane ticket is $1000, I'll have a limo pick you up at the airport ... give it a thought ;)
                                                          how safe is it down there for a gringo?

                                                          farthest south i've been was panama...

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                                                            • natkejs
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                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 1640
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                                              It was an attempted joke. Guess it failed? I dunno, I still thought it was funny, but I'm obviously biased
                                                              Shit, sorry, I actually thought it was really funny ... pinky promise!

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                                                                • natkejs
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                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 1640
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Scat in the Hat
                                                                  how safe is it down there for a gringo?

                                                                  farthest south i've been was panama...
                                                                  depends on where you go but it's pretty safe.

                                                                  though if you're the paranoid type (like me) it won't cost you more then like $800 a month to have armed body guards with you at all times.

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                                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 20368
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by natkejs
                                                                      I'm in Paraguay for the moment, good place to shoot except the girls are half ugly and think they will get aids if they suck cock without a condom.

                                                                      Sounds interesting? lol
                                                                      Paraguay? Why don't you just go rape some random? It's probably cheaper to get out of jail.

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                                                                        • natkejs
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                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 1640
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                          Paraguay? Why don't you just go rape some random? It's probably cheaper to get out of jail.


                                                                          good point though it's all the same, the police get their fair share from the prostitutes also.

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                                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 20368
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by natkejs


                                                                              good point though it's all the same, the police get their fair share from the prostitutes also.
                                                                              saving money has always been about cutting out the midle man, or middlewhore in this case...

                                                                              one second though, they have goats down there don't they?

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                                                                                • Zorgman
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                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 6103
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  It's normally $40 an hour, but she has no legs so it's only $20.
                                                                                  ---

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                                                                                    • natkejs
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                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                      • 1640
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                                      saving money has always been about cutting out the midle man, or middlewhore in this case...

                                                                                      one second though, they have goats down there don't they?
                                                                                      I'm not sure, I think they're bigger on cows .... which is all the better since they don't move much.

                                                                                      I always found goats very hard to seduce myself

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                                                                                        • natkejs
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                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 1640
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Zorgman
                                                                                          It's normally $40 an hour, but she has no legs so it's only $20.
                                                                                          who cares I'm not fucking her legs :P

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                                                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 20368
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              legs just get in the way anyhow

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                                                                                                • 2012
                                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                  • 17189
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  neat, did she have teeth? Sometimes you can under estimate the power of the gums
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                                                                                                    • natkejs
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                                                      legs just get in the way anyhow
                                                                                                      amen brother !

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                                                                                                        • Evil E
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                                                          • 3201
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by natkejs
                                                                                                          I'm in Paraguay for the moment, good place to shoot except the girls are half ugly and think they will get aids if they suck cock without a condom.

                                                                                                          Sounds interesting? lol
                                                                                                          At least they are being careful... AIDS is rampant in that area, esp. Brazil...™™

                                                                                                          By the way, did you cross to Argentina to get some nice Steaks and some custom made jackets?


                                                                                                          A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                                                                                          So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                                                                                            • natkejs
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by fartfly
                                                                                                              neat, did she have teeth? Sometimes you can under estimate the power of the gums
                                                                                                              well she has them but they're not pretty.

                                                                                                              someone has an ugly teeth pic?

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                                                                                                                • natkejs
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Evil E
                                                                                                                  At least they are being careful... AIDS is rampant in that area, esp. Brazil...??

                                                                                                                  By the way, did you cross to Argentina to get some nice Steaks and some custom made jackets?
                                                                                                                  Yes you're right, they're very careful down here ... the % of hookers with HIV is extremely low actually.

                                                                                                                  And no, being a vegetarian I did not go for the stakes, though I did try a fillet once in Uruguay, Punta del Este to be exact ... last meat I ever ate and probably the best... the knife just slided right through it without any effort like if it was made out of butter .... oh man that was some good fucking meat !!

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                                                                                                                    • lazzlo
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hi there nat!

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                                                                                                                        • natkejs
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                                                                                                                          • 1640
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by lazzlo
                                                                                                                          hi there nat!
                                                                                                                          hi cutie, wanna cuddle?

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                                                                                                                            • viencarl
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Zorgman
                                                                                                                              It's normally $40 an hour, but she has no legs so it's only $20.

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                                                                                                                                • natkejs
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by viencarl
                                                                                                                                  pretty cool script you're sporting in your sig ... was thinking about something along those lines last night, guess I was a little late

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                                                                                                                                    • kmanrox
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      ppl who fuck hookers are just despicable!
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                                                                                                                                        • Farang
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 11713
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Machete Rodriguez
                                                                                                                                          20 and 50 an hour is still super cheap.. real hookers start at 250EUR an hour over here...
                                                                                                                                          same here

                                                                                                                                          I should move...
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                                                                                                                                            • The Judge
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2006
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              go to Uruguay, only place in that shithole continent with zero native population

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                                                                                                                                                • slapass
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 14625
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by The Judge
                                                                                                                                                  go to Uruguay, only place in that shithole continent with zero native population
                                                                                                                                                  Now there is a quote...

                                                                                                                                                  Native south americans are a very small chunk of the population in most major cites down here and I have never heard of them being much of an issue. But obviously they are worse in your mind then the rest of us down here who also suck??

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                                                                                                                                                    • The Judge
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      they are ugly

                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                                                                      Now there is a quote...

                                                                                                                                                      Native south americans are a very small chunk of the population in most major cites down here and I have never heard of them being much of an issue. But obviously they are worse in your mind then the rest of us down here who also suck??

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                                                                                                                                                        • tornell
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by natkejs
                                                                                                                                                          I asked her how much..

                                                                                                                                                          She said $20 per hour in local currency.

                                                                                                                                                          I said Ok, how many hours do I get for $100 (in dollars).

                                                                                                                                                          She said, 2 hours.

                                                                                                                                                          I laughed until she hung up on me lol

                                                                                                                                                          It's true, South American hookers have less IQ then the norm

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                                                                                                                                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              sacramento has the hottest ones ...escorts ...
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                                                                                                                                                                • tranza
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Damn, hookers are cheap in Paraguay!

                                                                                                                                                                  No way you could get a hooker down here in Brazil for only $20.
                                                                                                                                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by natkejs

                                                                                                                                                                      And no, being a vegetarian I did not go for the stakes, though I did try a fillet once in Uruguay, Punta del Este to be exact ... last meat I ever ate and probably the best... the knife just slided right through it without any effort like if it was made out of butter .... oh man that was some good fucking meat !!
                                                                                                                                                                      We have the best red meat in the world down here.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by The Judge
                                                                                                                                                                          go to Uruguay, only place in that shithole continent with zero native population
                                                                                                                                                                          Thats cuz our great forefathers exterminated all of them.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • natkejs
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                                                                                              Now there is a quote...

                                                                                                                                                                              Native south americans are a very small chunk of the population in most major cites down here and I have never heard of them being much of an issue. But obviously they are worse in your mind then the rest of us down here who also suck??

                                                                                                                                                                              actually I've seen them cause quite a mess ... only in Paraguay though.

                                                                                                                                                                              traveling up the east coast I always found the natives to be a very interesting people it's just here they're all fucked up and causing issues.

                                                                                                                                                                              err ... maybe it's not as much them as the government taking their land and leaving them nothing but anyway

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                                                                                                                                                                                • natkejs
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                                                  ppl who fuck hookers are just despicable!
                                                                                                                                                                                  How about people who fucks porn stars? <grin>

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • D Ghost
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                                      congrats

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Brad Mitchell
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                                                                                                                                                                                          That's hillarious! Clearly, either she's "that dumb" or the "right attitude" must really cost extra where you live. LOL

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • natkejs
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                                                                                                                                              We have the best red meat in the world down here.
                                                                                                                                                                                              oh without a doubt ... then again the cows down here has like an acre each to stroll around on and get beefy the healthy way.

                                                                                                                                                                                              though I must say when I was in Uruguay I had the hardest of times finding good meat ... only in Punta del Este could I finally find a fillet.

                                                                                                                                                                                              in Montevideo I couldn't get one to save my life, all places except one said they were out ... the last one said they had it then served me some other crap that I could barely chew.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I took a guess that all good meat was being exported or sold in the richer parts of the country but maybe I just hit it at a bad season?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Dez
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thats cheap
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • gornyhuy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      How much for a massage down there?

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