Easy enough. Answer these 3 questions.
1) Who are you? (give a short explanation of who you are. examples: ManChild with self medicating issues, Webmaster with a loathing for tubes, Content Producer with goth foot anal bead material...you get the picture)
2) What brings you to GFY? (Looking for a laugh? Seeking actual knowledge on how to make money online in porn? Self punishment?)
3) What do want? (Give a statement to tell what you would like to gain from spending multiple hours on an adult forum when you should be teaching your kids to read or going for a run or actually spending time with real humans that surround you)
I'll start.
1) I'm Myjah

I have worked in the adult industry for 13 years. I began as a webmaster/affiliate and then took on roles as Affiliate Manager for a dating site, Product Manager for a Porn site, and Marketing VP for a softcore site...among other things, but if I write too much you won't read it. ;)
2) I come to GFY to see what's happening in the industry...the latest trends and uproars and to stay connected to people and issues that center around the online world I monetize. Also to read whatever Mike South posts because I LOVE to laugh.
3) I want and fully expect to get connected to industry people that educate and assist me in various aspects of my career. Also, I like to feel better about myself by reading the shit that gets posted here.
Your turn!