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  • Phil
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    • Jan 2004
    • 7659

    #1

    Look what they found in my backyard while digging the pool.

    Mother fucking rock size of VW bug. Im not shitting you. Son of a bitch is huge.

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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
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    #2
    Bust it in half.

    I bet there's gold inside it.
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    • pornmasta
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      • Jun 2006
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      #3
      cut it in 4 quarter i bet there is platinum in the middle...

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      • quantum-x
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        • Feb 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by pornmasta
        cut it in 4 quarter i bet there is platinum in the middle...
        Cut it in 8ths, I bet there's caesium in there!
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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
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          #5
          It's called filler or drainage

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          • Phil
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            Originally posted by Spunky
            It's called filler or drainage
            The fuck you need that in Texas? It rains like almost “never”
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            • munki
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              • Dec 2004
              • 13393

              #7
              That's a big fucking pet rock...

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              • OldSchoolJim
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                • Nov 2004
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                #8
                jimmy hoffa?

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                • Peter Romero
                  Long time no happy ending
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 10618

                  #9
                  Yeah, sux. I live on a cliff overlooking a valley, every time I want to plant a flower or a tree I break out the shovel and have to resort to a jackhammer. I'm building a pool this summer but I know it'll have to be an above ground pool because what happened to you is inevitable with me too.


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                  • CDSmith
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                    • May 2001
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                    #10
                    Texas? Drill a hole in it.

                    I bet you strike oil.
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                    • Pleasurepays
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                      • Aug 2002
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                      #11
                      hmmm... rocks in dirt.

                      weird.

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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                        • Jul 2004
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                        #12
                        I once had a VW the size of a VW, and installed a good sound system in it - it rocked!!!

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                        • tony299
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                          • Aug 2002
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                          #13
                          thats a big rock

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                          • Pleasurepays
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            I once had a VW the size of a VW, and installed a good sound system in it - it rocked!!!

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                            i had about 20 friends in high school in alaska that were always just a few 100-200.00 parts away from "getting my VW running and getting the fuck out of here"... most of them are still there.

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                            • teg0
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                              • Jan 2006
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                              #15
                              sweet rock

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                              • Phil
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                Texas? Drill a hole in it.

                                I bet you strike oil.
                                I can’t. Already getting royalty fees from someone. For oil and gas! They drilled hole about ½ mile away and stuck tube in “what ever”.. oil pocket… I get 19K per acre plus 25% of how ever they divide the whole thing (annual). Not much but pays for beer.
                                Last edited by Phil; 04-08-2008, 07:56 PM.
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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                  i had about 20 friends in high school in alaska that were always just a few 100-200.00 parts away from "getting my VW running and getting the fuck out of here"... most of them are still there.
                                  True story - one of my buddies from my Navy days was offered a sweet paying job in Alaska as a VW mechanic.

                                  After about three months, I get a call from him asking me to pick him up at the San Francisco airport. Apparently he was working under a car, and his long hair and beard froze to the ground. He had to use a knife to cut himself free.

                                  It was quite a sight, watching him get off the plane, looking like Grizzly Adams on one side, and all buzz cut on the other side - and lugging a big old duffle bag loaded with tools AND clothes...you would had to have seen it - it was hilarious!

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
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                                    #18
                                    There's gotta be a way to monetize that rock.

                                    think
                                    think

                                    Okay, here's what you do. First, get a giant catapult. Second, put an ad in the paper: "Want your enemy's house destroyed? Call ###-####"

                                    Someone who hates their boss enough is bound to call. Fling that rock and evaporate their house for your new client for, what? $20K sound fair? :D
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                                    • minddust
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                      i had about 20 friends in high school in alaska that were always just a few 100-200.00 parts away from "getting my VW running and getting the fuck out of here"... most of them are still there.
                                      Fucking German, blame Canada!

                                      BTW crack that bitch in half theres diamonds into that rock.

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                                      • Phil
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                                        • Jan 2004
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                                        #20
                                        I’m hoping there dinosaur bones in there or something. I’ll find ot tomorrow that’s it going to cost me to get that fucker out.
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                                        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #21
                                          A rock that big in Texas ya could probably sell it.

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                                          • Iron Fist
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                                            • Dec 2006
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                            There's gotta be a way to monetize that rock.
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                                            • WebCashMaker
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                                              #23
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                                              • halfpint
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                                                #24
                                                You should have a hole drilled through the middle of it, then mount it in the middle of your pool and have a fountain coming out of it

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                                                • minddust
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                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by halfpint
                                                  You should have a hole drilled through the middle of it, then mount it in the middle of your pool and have fountain coming out of it


                                                  I saw that shit on Debbie Travis show. What a fucking horrible thing to do with a rock...

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                                                  • Pleasurepays
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                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                    True story - one of my buddies from my Navy days was offered a sweet paying job in Alaska as a VW mechanic.

                                                    After about three months, I get a call from him asking me to pick him up at the San Francisco airport. Apparently he was working under a car, and his long hair and beard froze to the ground. He had to use a knife to cut himself free.

                                                    It was quite a sight, watching him get off the plane, looking like Grizzly Adams on one side, and all buzz cut on the other side - and lugging a big old duffle bag loaded with tools AND clothes...you would had to have seen it - it was hilarious!

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                                                    i actually just got off the phone a couple hours ago with a friend of mine who works in the arctic in the oil fields. he said today, he got off the plane and it was only -25... but he lives in vegas and said it was 80 or so when he left.

                                                    cold sucks. i couldn't wait to get out of there when i was growing up.

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                                                    • halfpint
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                                                      • Jun 2007
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by minddust


                                                      I saw that shit on Debbie Travis show. What a fucking horrible thing to do with a rock...
                                                      Whats the Debbie Travis show? any way I think it a cool idea

                                                      You could even have coloured lights shining up at it for nude night swimming

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                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                        • May 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Drill little shallow pockets all over it, paint it black, and pretend it's a meteor.

                                                        Charge people to look at it.
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                                                        • Phil
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                          Drill little shallow pockets all over it, paint it black, and pretend it's a meteor.

                                                          Charge people to look at it.
                                                          I want a fucking pool not some drunk cowboys looking at mexicam meteors. They were supposed to dig it 3 month ago but I had some problems with city council. I’ll post some pixs when its done.
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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            • May 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Okay, are you any good as a sculptor? Get yourself a decent rock hammer and spike and create a work of art out of it, maybe a large-breasted mer-tranny sitting on a rock with it's tail curled around it. Now THAT would make an interesting center piece for your new pool.

                                                            A real conversation starter.
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                                                            • Socks
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                                                              #31
                                                              Just put it in the center of your new pool, underwater..

                                                              Then you don't even need to put "no diving" signs.

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                                                              • Violetta
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                                                                #32
                                                                I want a pool too ..
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                                                                • Shoehorn!
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                                                  I can?t. Already getting royalty fees from someone. For oil and gas! They drilled hole about ½ mile away and stuck tube in ?what ever?.. oil pocket? I get 19K per acre plus 25% of how ever they divide the whole thing (annual). Not much but pays for beer.
                                                                  HAHA thats fucking awesome.

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                                                                  • CyberHustler
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                                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                                    • 28789

                                                                    #34
                                                                    That's crazy as fuck dude. A big ass rock in the dirt? Fucking global warming is to blame for shit like this!
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                                                                    • SomeCreep
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                                                      Mother fucking rock size of VW bug. Im not shitting you. Son of a bitch is huge.

                                                                      That's not a rock, it's a solid block of ice. This has happened before.


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                                                                      • Phil
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Socks
                                                                        Just put it in the center of your new pool, underwater..

                                                                        Then you don't even need to put "no diving" signs.
                                                                        Ha-ha, that’s what Mexican dudes said today… Just put it for you loveseat .
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                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          So that's a no on my sculpted mer-tranny idea?
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                                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            one word. dynamite...

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                                                                            • DWB
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              dinosaur turd?

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                                                                              • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 22082

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                                                                The fuck you need that in Texas? It rains like almost ?never?
                                                                                omg you've never spent much time in texas have you?

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                                                                                • Zorgman
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                                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Well holly shit!!!

                                                                                  A rock in the ground. Call Guinness. :D
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                                                                                  • V_RocKs
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                                                                                    • Nov 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Blow it up. It could have Jet and Minusonebit in there!

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                                                                                    • mike-al
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      is it me or is that rock not even very big?
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                                                                                      • Bdiddy
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Personally, I think Brendan Fraser is inside
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                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'm sure someone is buried in it. Break it open on video.
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                                                                                          • Xrated J
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                                                                            The fuck you need that in Texas? It rains like almost ?never?

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                                                                                            • 2012
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              how much for the rock ?
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                                                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Get Your Rocks Off (my property)



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                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                                  It could have Jet and Minusonebit in there!
                                                                                                  Fill the hole back in...

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                                                                                                  • JFK
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by fartfly
                                                                                                    how much for the rock ?
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