So I got ambushed by a kickboxing moron while out of town last night..

**TurboAngel** · 04-07-2008, 07:12 AM

New page?

;)

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 04-07-2008, 09:16 AM

Got any after pics

**thehand** · 04-07-2008, 09:24 AM

That sucks man, sorry to hear it. I would pick up one of these for future pub travels...

**tranza** · 04-07-2008, 09:35 AM

Why were you using sun glasses inside a night club???

**NoWhErE** · 04-07-2008, 09:41 AM

lol life lesson : dont be a schmuck and give a guy the "what are you looking at?" face when he's starring at you. No good will ever come of it.

**Farang** · 04-07-2008, 09:51 AM

Damn rednecks

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-07-2008, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Happypeekers

Got any after pics

I know that all you folks would want to see some carnage, but the intention of this thread wasn't to turn this into a consumption junction type of thing..

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-07-2008, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by tranza

Why were you using sun glasses inside a night club???

I hadn't, it was just a pose for the camera.. It was a good time anyway!

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-07-2008, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by thehand

That sucks man, sorry to hear it. I would pick up one of these for future pub travels...

I would love to, but we have here in the law something as an institute of "moderate defense" so even if I would just shot him in the leg or something, I would most likely have serious trouble to stay out of jail..

**12clicks** · 04-07-2008, 11:11 AM

is this the guy?

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-07-2008, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by ilbb

In which city did this happen?

Actually a small town close to the ass of the world.. the name wouldn't tell anything..

**Porno Dan** · 04-07-2008, 11:24 AM

Damn that sucks!

Don't feel too bad I have been knocked out before.

I am watching your DVD's today, from what I have seen they look great.

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-07-2008, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

Damn that sucks!

Don't feel too bad I have been knocked out before.

I am watching your DVD's today, from what I have seen they look great.

Good to hear, let's get in touch after you see all of the stuff, lots of exclusive video that can be custom mastered if there will be the need..

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-07-2008, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by 12clicks

is this the guy?

Actually more like this, I just checked the web from the kick boxing federation for our buddy, if you skinned this head it could be him, good these guys like to pose so much.

I don't have anything against martial arts and I always used to get on well with those guys cause I can somehow value what they do, I never bounced into such a primitive idiot before.

Truth is that as far as I was far from looking locally, I shouldn't have go down to the moron parade at all.. anyway I would actually rather appreciate to challenge some redneck bum than a local superhero.

**polish_aristocrat** · 04-09-2008, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by notoldschool

I learned that kinda shit in like third grade. If you dont know that shit by the time your an adult you deserve the ass whoopin.

it's funny to read such statements

you know, most adults NEVER get in any kind of fights...

well, unless you live in a ghetto or live a certain lifestyle

the normal guy hitting a club every week or every two weeks just do pick up girls, dance, get wasted, have a good time etc, will never really engage in a fight

obviously the moron who attacked Carlos should be blamed, not him

**viencarl** · 04-09-2008, 03:29 AM

my eyes got hurt very long story

**ilbb** · 04-09-2008, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Actually a small town close to the ass of the world.. the name wouldn't tell anything..

It would tell, I'm from CZ

**justsexxx** · 04-09-2008, 03:55 AM

Totally off topic, but http://www.bigsister.net/en/freetour.php

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-09-2008, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by justsexxx

Totally off topic, but http://www.bigsister.net/en/freetour.php

Thanks! I am forwarding that. The old site is going to be shut down soon and we are already transfering current members to the beta version of the new one btw.

**Oracle Porn** · 04-09-2008, 04:08 AM

lesson: next time shut the fuck up.

**bobby666** · 04-09-2008, 04:11 AM

shit happens much too much

**fluffygrrl** · 04-09-2008, 04:43 AM

Always carry, always shoot.

Simple rule, after about a year of sticking to it there's never going to be anyone bothering you. Either way.

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 04-09-2008, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

lesson: next time shut the fuck up.

I am usually able to calm these grunts down, just by talking - not this one though, he had to be too frustrated to talk, oh and he was also playing a king before his redneck girlfriend..

**media** · 04-28-2008, 12:04 PM

Next time have a waitress bring them both a drink.. I've done that before and made new friends...

**viencarl** · 04-29-2008, 05:14 AM

next time bring your dog

**darkfairy7** · 05-12-2008, 07:43 AM

Sorry to hear that Man Hope you feel better soon I do would like to see some after Pictures!!

**JC-OCCash** · 05-12-2008, 08:03 AM

Damn Gaucho! You shoulda got him with you six shooters lol.....Great read but terrible story my friend...speedy recovery buddy

**MichaelP** · 05-12-2008, 08:10 AM

Find the morron's addy ! Gun for Hire are cheap these days

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 05-20-2008, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

A hangover and a empty can of whoop ass are sure signs of a well earned Saturday night. Anyway, lesson learned NEVER go to a local bar and think any of that real estate is yours. Many locals have spent a lot of time and money for that privilege. Being a former bar owner (25 miles outside a large City) I've seen this scenario a 100x. Slick drunk city guy rolls in to get his drink on and looks down his nose at the locals and think the girls are easy.

If I were you (and have been a few times) I would just drop it because it will only get worse. Be honest and ask yourself, do any of those people have anything to lose? You and your ego can heal, but a jail sentence and criminal record can't.

I am very easy man, you can ask anyone who knows me that I am trying to treat everyone with respect and the only dumbness I did was to look different and still go to a brain free environment like that...

Btw. that idiot did his jailtime before as I found out, and is going to make it another 2 years, I wouldn't press any charges if that would be a fair fight though.

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 05-20-2008, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by JC-OCCash

Damn Gaucho! You shoulda got him with you six shooters lol.....Great read but terrible story my friend...speedy recovery buddy

Thanks man, I am all fixed up already just excercising my left pointer finger frantically to be able to play some bass again...

**baddog** · 05-20-2008, 01:29 PM

Who could assault this?

**Word2348** · 05-20-2008, 01:33 PM

Good for you man, stand your ground, people like this who "are the kick boxing champion" and go out of there looking for fights, well eventually mess with the wrong guy...

Quiet niggas will kill, loud niggas talk shit

be the ones who get killed

**RayBonga** · 05-20-2008, 01:39 PM

Get a gun and go looking for him

**Andy Servers4Less** · 05-20-2008, 01:50 PM

That sucks sorry to hear that

**Blazed** · 05-20-2008, 02:02 PM

Was this the guy?

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 05-20-2008, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Blazed

Was this the guy?

I'll drink with you for 12 hours in a row to slow your motion enough and then send you to visit our friend to jail, you won't be able to stand you'll have to sit cornered in a box, maybe you can kick his ass?

**DatingGold** · 05-20-2008, 02:56 PM

Hey we just met in NYC. You seemed like a nice guy. hard to understand though lol.

**D Ghost** · 05-20-2008, 03:00 PM

got an pics of the after?

**_Richard_** · 05-20-2008, 03:06 PM

hope you get better soon!

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 05-20-2008, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by DatingGold

Hey we just met in NYC. You seemed like a nice guy. hard to understand though lol.

Well I am more than sure we'll find a way how to understand each other, let me hit up AK later on..

**mryellow** · 05-20-2008, 06:29 PM

Firebomb his family home.... They don't need to breed anymore.

-Ben

So I got ambushed by a kickboxing moron while out of town last night..

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