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  • fuzzylogic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 4796

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    Survey: Drinking Bleach Prevents HIV, Mountain Dew Prevents Pregnancy

    Florida legislators are encouraging a review of their "abstinence only" sex education programs after a recent survey completed by Florida teens returned some curious results.

    According to some of the teens, drinking bleach will prevent an HIV infection, and a dose of Mountain Dew soda will stop pregnancy. Knowledge of condoms and other forms of sexual health appeared to be comparatively lacking.

    State officials believe that the myths are spreading due to the lone focus on abstinence, rather than other proven methods which encourage sexual health. A new, more comprehensive Bill has been drawn, and has passed its first committee vote.

    Source: www.local6.com
  • fluffygrrl
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 2187

    #2
    Florida.

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    • fuzzylogic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2004
      • 4796

      #3
      Originally posted by fluffygrrl
      Florida.
      thats all that needs to be said

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      • qxm
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        • Jul 2006
        • 5970

        #4
        bleach lol mountain due lol ........haha lol.........

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        • Phoenix
          BACON BACON BACON
          • Nov 2002
          • 35475

          #5
          what country was this in?
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          • AdPatron
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            • Apr 2003
            • 17706

            #6
            Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy?!?! Thats is fucking hilarious!!

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            • Useless Warrior
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              • Apr 2004
              • 978

              #7
              Originally posted by fluffygrrl
              Florida.
              It seems that I'm not the only one who was thinking basically the same thing. My exact thought was, "fucking Florida."
              OWAMW

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              • qxm
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2006
                • 5970

                #8
                next thing we'll hear about is that they are having sex in the ear..........lol.............

                censored crutch shot to illustrate the thread....


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                • Elli
                  Reach for those stars!
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17991

                  #9
                  "So my cousin totally is friends with this girl who says her friend got HIV from some guy she slept with at a party. Then she drank bleach to kill it, and when she got tested the next week, she didn't have it anymore! Swear to god!"
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                  • mikesouth
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 6340

                    #10
                    actually drinking bleach will prevent an HIV infection...course theres that deadly side effect....
                    Mike South

                    It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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                    • Loki
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4420

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JoesTraffic
                      Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy?!?! Thats is fucking hilarious!!
                      No shit anyone care to explain my kid???

                      I've been "Doin The Dew" for over 20 years now. Maybe, just maybe I'm doing it wrong

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                      • V_RocKs
                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 32467

                        #12
                        You cannot get pregnant by drinking my sperm.

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                        • After Shock Media
                          It's coming look busy
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 35299

                          #13
                          Arnt they getting enough sex ed first hand from their teachers anyways?
                          This is Florida right?

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                          • fuzzylogic
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4796

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Elli
                            "So my cousin totally is friends with this girl who says her friend got HIV from some guy she slept with at a party. Then she drank bleach to kill it, and when she got tested the next week, she didn't have it anymore! Swear to god!"
                            ya, uh huh... well... your avatar is HOT

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