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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    Everyone (including me) said it would never happen, but

    I am getting married.

    Last week in L.A. I met a hot, recently divorced 42 year old at Mulberry Street Pizza (great pizza by the way) in Beverly Hills. I hooked up with her, and she was so fucking hot that I decided to keep in touch with her. I told her that she should come out to Hawaii for awhile, and she did. She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      I know this is an April Fools joke.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by baddog
          I know this is an April Fools joke.
          What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              Originally posted by Shoehorn!
              What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?
              You come across as too smart to go for a "recently divorced 42 year old" no matter how hot she was. She would have to be more than "Range Rover" wealthy.

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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                  She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
                  Which model?

                  .

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872
                      #6
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      You come across as too smart to go for a "recently divorced 42 year old" no matter how hot she was. She would have to be more than "Range Rover" wealthy.
                      Damn you're good.

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                        • SomeCreep
                          :glugglug
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 26118
                          #7

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872
                              #8
                              And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti.

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                  Damn you're good.
                                  Even I have a price.

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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SomeCreep

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                          And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti.
                                          Maybe a Land Rover and a Range Rover.

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                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                              Now choke yourself!
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 12085
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                              Even I have a price.
                                              Here's your can of Pabst, sir. Would you care for me to open your hooch, or would you wish to pour it into the dirty glass, yourself.

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                                                • AdPatron
                                                  No commissions, no fees.
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 17706
                                                  #13
                                                  LOL, That joke didnt last long...

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                                                    • Chio
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 8002
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                      I know this is an April Fools joke.
                                                      I agree.

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                                                        • shekinah
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 8452
                                                          #15
                                                          lol.. nice try!

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