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  • C H R I S
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2005
    • 10842

    #51
    Sad, very sad.

    Your blog was probably the most creative, gut wrenchingly funny humor that I have ever seen. Even before I knew the source I had my sneaking suspicions because you are the only one in the industry that knows that many people and has such a creative and sick sense of humor.

    Hats off to Bromaster - end of an era.
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    • Cory W
      Deeply shallow
      • Jan 2004
      • 9133

      #52
      I had really been considering ending it for a few weeks, but Phoenix sealed the deal for me. I realized that it was time to let it go. I appreciate all the support, especially from StevePP, he was always around helping me out, especially throwing people off my trail.

      Man, I remember when it on blogger. Things really changed. It was a great time, and even better because it showed that everyone had a sense of humor.
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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #53
        i talked to cory at a show about bromaster
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

        now, listen to 1:33 of this vid

        youll hear what makes me say c'mon
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        • CosmicTang
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          • Feb 2007
          • 1478

          #54
          anyone wanna give an over/under on how many pages this thread goes?
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          • Iron Fist
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 23400

            #55
            Everyones a bromaster?
            i like waffles

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            • King Adam
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              • Jul 2003
              • 5408

              #56
              Never posted but read it from time to time. Good shit Cory. Sorry to see its coming to end.

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              • SteveLightspeed
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                • Jul 2001
                • 7940

                #57
                I just want to go on record, I CALLED IT! Cory is a brilliant writer. I knew it had to be him. Congrats on the fun run of Bromaster blog.

                Steve Lightspeed
                Abra-cadabra!

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                • CosmicTang
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 1478

                  #58
                  Originally posted by sharphead
                  Everyones a bromaster?
                  like that scene at the end of Malcolm X
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                  • Imortyl Pussycat
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 5449

                    #59
                    you were always my only guess Cory. i was a fan of midget army and the writing style was so very similar. thanks for all the laughs
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                    • Halcyon
                      Spread The Pink!
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 8609

                      #60
                      In a forest of jokers, BROmaster was the mightiest oak. All hail his reign. Someday the villagers will sing songs of his courage and wit.

                      BRAVO

                      (I'll miss "Hate Nation" the most.)

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                      • Cory W
                        Deeply shallow
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 9133

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Halcyon
                        In a forest of jokers, BROmaster was the mightiest oak. All hail his reign. Someday the villagers will sing songs of his courage and wit.

                        BRAVO

                        (I'll miss "Hate Nation" the most.)

                        Man, I loved Hate Nation : ) : )

                        Thanks : )
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                        • seeric
                          ..........
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 41917

                          #62
                          Bump for the end of an era. Believe it folks. It's gone.

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                          • Bugbee
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                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4609

                            #63
                            Originally posted by AVNChris
                            Sad, very sad.

                            Your blog was probably the most creative, gut wrenchingly funny humor that I have ever seen. Even before I knew the source I had my sneaking suspicions because you are the only one in the industry that knows that many people and has such a creative and sick sense of humor.

                            Hats off to Bromaster - end of an era.
                            bromaster we love you!!

                            Fuck you AVN Chris!!
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                            • Princess Ellisa
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1883

                              #64
                              Whatever today is April 1 and I am the bromaster so it cannot be Cory.


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                              • WarChild
                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 17263

                                #65
                                April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Noon, surely the bromaster would know that. Maybe not a joke?
                                .

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                                • Cory W
                                  Deeply shallow
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 9133

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                  April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Noon, surely the bromaster would know that. Maybe not a joke?
                                  Not a joke at all. But fitting. : )
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                                  • jmk
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                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 5391

                                    #67
                                    Arrrr man the fun is over!

                                    But it sure was a good ride!

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                                    • seeric
                                      ..........
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by WarChild
                                      April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Noon, surely the bromaster would know that. Maybe not a joke?
                                      i never heard that. you serious?

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                                      • JFK
                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 67369

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Princess Ellisa
                                        Whatever today is April 1 and I am the bromaster so it cannot be Cory.
                                        and I am the Walrus Great job

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                                        • Just Mike
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                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 3726

                                          #70
                                          u shouldn't have come out! but i gotta say I loved bromaster and midget army

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                                          • WarChild
                                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 17263

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by A1R3K
                                            i never heard that. you serious?
                                            Yeah that's what I always heard.
                                            .

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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by WarChild
                                              Yeah that's what I always heard.
                                              cool. now i don't have to worry about the present that my FB has for me that she says is a "surprise".

                                              i'm gonna text her and remind her now that its over at noon cuz i wont see her until 8. haha.

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                                              • XPays
                                                Team Player
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 13002

                                                #73
                                                "normal blatt"

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                                                • GUNNER
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 2115

                                                  #74
                                                  With no blog to update what will you do with your free time bro? Can we get a seminar at the next brovention, "How to be a successful Bro"?
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                                                  • Mohawk Steve
                                                    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
                                                    • Apr 2005
                                                    • 3223

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                    I had really been considering ending it for a few weeks, but Phoenix sealed the deal for me. I realized that it was time to let it go. I appreciate all the support, especially from StevePP, he was always around helping me out, especially throwing people off my trail.

                                                    Man, I remember when it on blogger. Things really changed. It was a great time, and even better because it showed that everyone had a sense of humor.
                                                    It was my pleasure
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                                                    • Jake
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 3056

                                                      #76
                                                      The writing is quintessential "Cory"! Somehow I think it's going to live on. BTW Cory, if you need a new pic for your avatar just let me know

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                                                      • PhillipB
                                                        Just a Simple Carpenter
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 1338

                                                        #77
                                                        An absolutely brilliant blog by an absolutely brilliant guy. Bromaster understood our industry and the humor that surrounded it. His critical eye made me laugh over and over and I will never forget him.

                                                        RIP BRO...

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                                                        • seeric
                                                          ..........
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 41917

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by GUNNER
                                                          With no blog to update what will you do with your free time bro? Can we get a seminar at the next brovention, "How to be a successful Bro"?
                                                          The label "Bro" is being retired with the blog. No one can use it anymore.





                                                          Cory said so. So there.


                                                          Gunner you are the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                          • Mutt
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 34431

                                                            #79
                                                            hmmmmmm - so Cory coming out as Bromaster might be an April Fools joke.

                                                            good one because i bought it since Cory can write and not many here really can.

                                                            guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.

                                                            did somebody in here imply it might have been TexasDreams?
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                                                            • C H R I S
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 10842

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Bugbee
                                                              bromaster we love you!!

                                                              Fuck you AVN Chris!!
                                                              Bugbees a Pussy!!!!!
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                                                              • BlackCrayon
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                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 19634

                                                                #81
                                                                I broke the dam.
                                                                you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                • seeric
                                                                  ..........
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 41917

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by AVNChris
                                                                  Bugbees a Pussy!!!!!
                                                                  Comeeeer little green bean get on my spoon.



                                                                  somebody find me that pic of chris and the green bean

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                                                                  • baddog
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                    Yeah that's what I always heard.
                                                                    News to me.

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                                                                    • C H R I S
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 10842

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                      Comeeeer little green bean get on my spoon.



                                                                      somebody find me that pic of chris and the green bean
                                                                      I never saw that one.
                                                                      C H R I S
                                                                      Retired Porn Veteran

                                                                      BH4L

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                                                                      • Spike D
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 600

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Nicely done Cory, it is a rare talent that can combine observation, sarcasm, and humor turn those into prose truly worth reading and enjoying. Plus.....





















                                                                        IT WAS FUNNY AS SHIT!

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                                                                        • MaDalton
                                                                          I am Amazing Content!
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 39861

                                                                          #86
                                                                          there was someone at my table in phoenix with a badge saying "Bromaster" - and it wasn't Cory ;)
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                                                                          • fuzebox
                                                                            making it rain
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 22363

                                                                            #87

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                                                                            • kristin
                                                                              GOO!
                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 9768

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Sorry Cory, I love ya, but I'm not surprised one bit it was you ...

                                                                              Funny as hell, but I still had a feeling you were behind it all along.
                                                                              Vacares rules.

                                                                              "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                              • Ramos
                                                                                Custom User Title
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 11927

                                                                                #89
                                                                                I've enjoyed Cory's work since the "Saguaro Soiree." This was the first time I read anything Cory wrote and I still laugh about some of the stuff he came up with.

                                                                                - Paycom Anthony calls out ?whitey? and drops 27 points on a bunch of white webmasters at the annual Phoenix Forum basketball game.

                                                                                -
                                                                                JBM's lil Greg touts "I am soft like bounty sheets." Gives out oil massages at Soiree.

                                                                                - Brad Mitchell of Mojohost tries to color coordinate against the backdrop. True celeb style!

                                                                                -
                                                                                Library owners file lawsuit against Adult.com Ramos and Jupiter Hosting Poppy for allegedly causing distress to Soiree waitresses by ?breakdancing out of rhythm?

                                                                                I've enjoyed all of your projects, especially TestYourKnowledge
                                                                                (would be a great weekly game)

                                                                                Looking forward to whatever you are working on next bro.

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                                                                                • Kard63
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 8944

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  onoes, save bromaster

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                                                                                  • GTS Mark
                                                                                    Vrume Mark
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 20912

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    What an amazing run!!!

                                                                                    Congrats to Cory, you literally had me in tears reading some of the bromaster posts.

                                                                                    You're a very talented writer and you should continue writing, as bromaster was GOLD!

                                                                                    Love you bro,
                                                                                    DH

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                                                                                    • Zebra
                                                                                      Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 5091

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Damn, I was guessing kimmykim.
                                                                                      Last edited by Zebra; 04-01-2008, 05:45 PM.
                                                                                      Old School

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                                                                                      • Cory W
                                                                                        Deeply shallow
                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 9133

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Ramos
                                                                                        I've enjoyed Cory's work since the "Saguaro Soiree." This was the first time I read anything Cory wrote and I still laugh about some of the stuff he came up with.

                                                                                        - Paycom Anthony calls out ?whitey? and drops 27 points on a bunch of white webmasters at the annual Phoenix Forum basketball game.

                                                                                        -
                                                                                        JBM's lil Greg touts "I am soft like bounty sheets." Gives out oil massages at Soiree.

                                                                                        - Brad Mitchell of Mojohost tries to color coordinate against the backdrop. True celeb style!

                                                                                        -
                                                                                        Library owners file lawsuit against Adult.com Ramos and Jupiter Hosting Poppy for allegedly causing distress to Soiree waitresses by ?breakdancing out of rhythm?

                                                                                        I've enjoyed all of your projects, especially TestYourKnowledge
                                                                                        (would be a great weekly game)

                                                                                        Looking forward to whatever you are working on next bro.

                                                                                        haha man does that seem ages ago. : )

                                                                                        Thanks for the kind words everyone.
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                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 7940

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Ok, Cory has been a good sport all day, but its time for me to confess, I AM THE REAL BROMASTER.

                                                                                          HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY EVERYONE!!!

                                                                                          Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                          • Cory W
                                                                                            Deeply shallow
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 9133

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                            Ok, Cory has been a good sport all day, but its time for me to confess, I AM THE REAL BROMASTER.

                                                                                            HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY EVERYONE!!!

                                                                                            Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                            And to think we just had breakfast and you brought it up : )
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                                                                                            • AK
                                                                                              MadZuma
                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                              • 6436

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              "y'all wanna dance?" still makes me laugh to this day!
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                                                                                              • Cory W
                                                                                                Deeply shallow
                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                • 9133

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                                hmmmmmm - so Cory coming out as Bromaster might be an April Fools joke.

                                                                                                good one because i bought it since Cory can write and not many here really can.

                                                                                                guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.

                                                                                                did somebody in here imply it might have been TexasDreams?
                                                                                                haha yeah, tomorrow it will be the same man....

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                                                                                                It's been verified.

                                                                                                I already miss the blog.
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                                                                                                • Cory W
                                                                                                  Deeply shallow
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 9133

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AK
                                                                                                  "y'all wanna dance?" still makes me laugh to this day!
                                                                                                  I can't recall who took pictures of the APN shirts? We need a picture of those : )
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                                                                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 30307

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    You people did not know it was Cory?
                                                                                                    AHahahahhaha!

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                                                                                                    • seeric
                                                                                                      ..........
                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 41917

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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