What the fuck? Bromaster is done? Revealed?

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  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    What the fuck? Bromaster is done? Revealed?

    What the fuck man?

    http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

    I am sad. I really am.




    http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/


    "First and foremost, I want to extend a thank you to all those that not only read the blog, but also connected with the humor. It saddens me to end it, but the time has come, and true to my word, the project was never and has never been about an anonymous ride off into the sunset. Therefore, on April 1, 2008, April Fools day, I end the blog by telling you it’s story.

    Three years ago, the BROMasters idea was pitched to both XBIZ and AVN. The idea was somewhat less aggressive, the pitch being a far different beast than it is today; however, it was a similar dynamic in many ways. I wanted to have my own column. The editors rejected me; something that likely fueled a flame....."

    Read More

    http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/



    Well, like Mike Rowe says, "Don't be afraid to quit."


    Good Luck Bro!
    Last edited by seeric; 04-01-2008, 02:35 PM.
  • Jdoughs
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    • Mar 2004
    • 5794

    #2
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    • minddust
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      • Feb 2005
      • 2438

      #3
      oh noes april first... i will shutdown my computer.

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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        • munki
          Do Fun Shit.
          • Dec 2004
          • 13393

          #5
          eras come and go...

          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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          • Kimmykim
            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
            • Jun 2001
            • 16015

            #6
            April Fools.

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            • Dennis Rodman
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2005
              • 1060

              #7
              You are bromaster.

              Anyone that doubts me, do a search.

              There has been no ONE single promoter of the bromaster than Ewwik. Your big pointy nose, your short and frail stature, knowledge of the industry as well as your elequent grammar will be missed.

              You got the ball rolling and mad props to a semi short lived fad.

              Also mad props to your friends that helped support you.

              What is late 2006 to early 2007 should stay there.

              Stick to what you do best. Wearing pink hats, guest DJing at various webmaster eventsn and smelling like a year old bag of assholes.

              Bromaster goodbye, fagsauce
              Last edited by Dennis Rodman; 04-01-2008, 02:42 PM.

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              • hollinator
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                • Jul 2005
                • 391

                #8
                Awwwww - it will be missed. It certainly is fun to laugh at yourself sometimes. And sometimes it's just plain necessary...

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                • Cory W
                  Deeply shallow
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9133

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                  April Fools.
                  Nope, it isn't. I decided about a week ago to end it. It was time. And depending on the direction this thread goes, I will expand on those thoughts a bit more.
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                  • papill0n
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                    • Oct 2007
                    • 15547

                    #10
                    I enjoyed the blog bro

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                    • Cory W
                      Deeply shallow
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 9133

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RageCash-Ben
                      I enjoyed the blog bro
                      Thank You, I appreciate that. And I am glad that people got it.

                      I loved it. Sometimes you can't put a price on things.
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                      • Chio
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 8002

                        #12
                        So it was Cory? (I mentioned in a few posts I thought it was him) or is this April fools?

                        It was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read and I'll miss it.

                        I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
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                        • Cory W
                          Deeply shallow
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 9133

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hollinator
                          Awwwww - it will be missed. It certainly is fun to laugh at yourself sometimes. And sometimes it's just plain necessary...

                          XOXO
                          I smile at you : )
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                          • Juicy D. Links
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o

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                            • SCOOTER
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 4010

                              #15
                              I knew it was you .. I loved it .. keep it going Cory
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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16
                                Say it ain't so, broooooooo!!!



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                                • PabloEscobar
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 109

                                  #17
                                  gringo what you close for


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                                  • seeric
                                    ..........
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 41917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dennis Rodman
                                    You are bromaster.

                                    Anyone that doubts me, do a search.

                                    There has been no ONE single promoter of the bromaster than Ewwik. Your big pointy nose, your short and frail stature, knowledge of the industry as well as your elequent grammar will be missed.

                                    You got the ball rolling and mad props to a semi short lived fad.

                                    Also mad props to your friends that helped support you.

                                    What is late 2006 to early 2007 should stay there.

                                    Stick to what you do best. Wearing pink hats, guest DJing at various webmaster eventsn and smelling like a year old bag of assholes.

                                    Bromaster goodbye, fagsauce


                                    oh fuck you got me.

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                                    • Kimmykim
                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 16015

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                      Nope, it isn't. I decided about a week ago to end it. It was time. And depending on the direction this thread goes, I will expand on those thoughts a bit more.
                                      That's the beauty of an April Fools joke, who knows what is true.

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                                      • baddog
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        You will be missed. Thanks for the laughs.

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                                        • Cory W
                                          Deeply shallow
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 9133

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Chio
                                          So it was Cory? (I mentioned in a few posts I thought it was him) or is this April fools?

                                          It was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read and I'll miss it.
                                          Yeah. I was almost caught red handed in the first month. Kristin at Yappo. She has no idea how close she came to nailing me : )

                                          Otherwise, it rolled on....

                                          And Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate everyone that read it. It saddens me to kill it, but the time was right.
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                                          • PabloEscobar
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                                            #22

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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                              Say it ain't so, broooooooo!!!



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                                              • Cory W
                                                Deeply shallow
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 9133

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                You will be missed. Thanks for the laughs.
                                                Thanks for the support. I remember in the early days, being afraid people just wouldn't get it. I think it said a lot about this industry that people did get it.
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                                                • Mohawk Steve
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                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                  • 3223

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by PabloEscobar
                                                  gringo what you close for


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                                                  • CosmicTang
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                                                    • Feb 2007
                                                    • 1478

                                                    #26
                                                    Grats Cory! And outstanding job!
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                                                    • BradM
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3397

                                                      #27
                                                      Heh. I had fun reading random stabs at me. I never understood it really, I'm just a board troll. But I had fun reading for sure.

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                                                      • munki
                                                        Do Fun Shit.
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 13393

                                                        #28
                                                        OK it's been like 10 minutes, and just knowing it's gone, I'm missing it already...

                                                        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                        • Shok
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 5611

                                                          #29
                                                          i am spartacus, oops, i mean bromaster

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                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                            • 20368

                                                            #30
                                                            ph00ls...

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                                                            • Rochard
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                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 75761

                                                              #31
                                                              i am bromaster
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                                                              • Brujah
                                                                Beer Money Baron
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 22157

                                                                #32
                                                                i am bromaster

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                                                                • Mohawk Steve
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                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                  • 3223

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I am BroMaster!
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                                                                  • NaughtyAce
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    GOOD RIDENCE



                                                                    We?ll miss you dearly broham.
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                                                                    • seeric
                                                                      ..........
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 41917

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I am Bromaster.

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                                                                      • karlm
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                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                        • 4194

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Lol i still wander if this is real
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                                                                        • dig420
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                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 9240

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I am bromaster

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                                                                          • Mutt
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                            • 34431

                                                                            #38
                                                                            jesus that was a lot of work considering Cory has a full time gig.
                                                                            I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                                            • Wiseman
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 2990

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I am bromaster
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                                                                              • ThumbLord

                                                                                #40
                                                                                the original died a couple of months ago trust me

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                                                                                • Cory W
                                                                                  Deeply shallow
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 9133

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                  jesus that was a lot of work considering Cory has a full time gig.
                                                                                  I have been writing all my life. I have really good software that runs it. When I get some time, I will post how it actually works.

                                                                                  Thanks man, I know you were a reader.
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                                                                                  • brand0n
                                                                                    been very busy
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 26983

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    wow

                                                                                    the bromaster pulls a fuckin massive fuckin owning on this 1

                                                                                    no way in FUCK the bromaster is cory.. jesus.. you people.. c'mon...

                                                                                    and no way in fuck is he closing down shop.

                                                                                    guys.. whats the date.. get with it..

                                                                                    or on the count of 3 say it with me

                                                                                    1
                                                                                    2
                                                                                    3

                                                                                    baaaaaahhhhhhhhh
                                                                                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 13933

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                      i am spartacus, oops, i mean bromaster
                                                                                      Funny what one misspelling out of many will do.

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                                                                                      • AZSarah
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                                                        • 1651

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Ummm, I thought I was Bromaster???
                                                                                        Actually, someone once asked me if I was & I thought it was a pretty cool compliment to get!

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                                                                                        • O MARINA
                                                                                          I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 13794

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I think BroMaster has a crush on Cory, jeez lots of pics

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                                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                            • 38323

                                                                                            #46


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                                                                                            • brand0n
                                                                                              been very busy
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 26983

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i talked to cory at a show about bromaster
                                                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

                                                                                              now, listen to 1:33 of this vid

                                                                                              youll hear what makes me say c'mon
                                                                                              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                              • King Adam
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                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 5408

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Never posted but read it from time to time. Good shit Cory. Sorry to see its coming to end.

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                                                                                                • CosmicTang
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                                                                                                  • 1478

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  anyone wanna give an over/under on how many pages this thread goes?
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                                                                                                  • Rochard
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                                                    • 75761

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                                                    wow

                                                                                                    the bromaster pulls a fuckin massive fuckin owning on this 1

                                                                                                    no way in FUCK the bromaster is cory.. jesus.. you people.. c'mon...

                                                                                                    and no way in fuck is he closing down shop.

                                                                                                    guys.. whats the date.. get with it..

                                                                                                    or on the count of 3 say it with me

                                                                                                    1
                                                                                                    2
                                                                                                    3

                                                                                                    baaaaaahhhhhhhhh
                                                                                                    My original guess is that it was Cory. Runners up would be Steve Lightspeed and Captain Tender Thighs.

                                                                                                    However, I find it hard to believe this is happening on April Fool's Day.

                                                                                                    We'll see.
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