Man has sex with picnic table & goes to jail [pic]

**ADL Eddie** · 03-31-2008, 10:56 AM

he look like adult webmaster

**Mister E** · 03-31-2008, 10:59 AM

how does this work? approach the table or wait to be approaced by said piece of lawn furniture??

**Persius** · 03-31-2008, 11:00 AM

i hope they took the salt and pepper out of his ass when they put him in jail

**Martin** · 03-31-2008, 11:08 AM

Man Ohio must be a boring ass place to live.. LOL!

**AdPatron** · 03-31-2008, 11:15 AM

People get more fucked up every day! Who in the hell thinks to do these kinds of things???

**D Ghost** · 03-31-2008, 11:16 AM

haha what a jackass

**pornguy** · 03-31-2008, 11:20 AM

Ok So now its ok to arrest someone for something like that?? Was this not done in his own home, or his owm yard?? Is it of for the person that reported it to be peeping.

WTF.

**GAMEFINEST** · 03-31-2008, 11:21 AM

He enjoyed it

**payd2purv** · 03-31-2008, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

Ok So now its ok to arrest someone for something like that?? Was this not done in his own home, or his owm yard?? Is it of for the person that reported it to be peeping.

WTF.

I agree wtf.

Some people need to mind their own business.

**Profits of Doom** · 03-31-2008, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Martin

Man Ohio must be a boring ass place to live.. LOL!

I can't blame the guy. Unfortunately I live in Ohio, and I can guarantee you the picnic table was a much more appealing option than most of the beastly women that populate this state...

**Farang** · 03-31-2008, 11:30 AM

Fucking picnic table

What a weirdo

**3xTom** · 03-31-2008, 11:46 AM

I live in Ohio and I have sex with my picnic table every night...

God I hope noone is taping....

**newbreed** · 03-31-2008, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by 3xTom

I live in Ohio and I have sex with my picnic table every night...

God I hope noone is taping....

How much is the raw tape worth to you Tom?

**OTerror** · 03-31-2008, 11:47 AM

thats way 2 funny

**3xTom** · 03-31-2008, 11:48 AM

It must just be legal in kentucky I guess

**3xTom** · 03-31-2008, 11:50 AM

It must just be legal in kentucky I guess

**Brother Bilo** · 03-31-2008, 11:56 AM

Well, if the lawn chairs weren't so damn stuck up maybe none of this would've happened.

**just a punk** · 03-31-2008, 11:59 AM

Is there April 1st already?

**quantum-x** · 03-31-2008, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by 3xTom

I live in Ohio and I have sex with my picnic table every night...

God I hope noone is taping....

Your cameras see eeeeevvveerrryything

**Violetta** · 03-31-2008, 12:03 PM

lol... that's just sad!

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 03-31-2008, 12:06 PM

he is owned for life now.. loooool

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 03-31-2008, 12:10 PM

It's is illegal to fuck a chair or table? Holy shit!

**pr0** · 03-31-2008, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

It's is illegal to fuck a chair or table? Holy shit!

apparently when its in view of a neighbor with a camcorder

**tranza** · 03-31-2008, 12:17 PM

He had sex with his TABLE?

How fucked up is that???

**shermo** · 03-31-2008, 12:19 PM

Did the table consent to the acts? Was the table of legal age to consent? Was the table charged as well?

**lazycash** · 03-31-2008, 12:20 PM

He would insert a fleshlight into the round umbrella hole in the middle of the picnic table and then proceed to lay face down and hump the table.

**KILL_FRENZY** · 03-31-2008, 12:31 PM

did that worth it ?

**Quagmire** · 03-31-2008, 12:33 PM

Does Fleshlight have a picnic table option?

Maybe thats the big thing for '08...

**snaker** · 03-31-2008, 12:53 PM

i think I know this man

**MaDalton** · 03-31-2008, 12:56 PM

i would like to know how this works - technically

**VeriSexy** · 03-31-2008, 01:03 PM

what a sick fucker

**Oracle Porn** · 03-31-2008, 01:04 PM

please explain how is this possible i want to try it.

**L-Pink** · 03-31-2008, 01:10 PM

I'd hit it.

.

**donnylong** · 03-31-2008, 01:19 PM

OH SHIT! Thats my kindergarten school teacher

**NetwErk GUrl** · 03-31-2008, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

Ok So now its ok to arrest someone for something like that?? Was this not done in his own home, or his owm yard?? Is it of for the person that reported it to be peeping.

WTF.

These were my same thoughts in the same order. So he's fucking a piece of furniture in his own back yard. So fucking what?

Ananda

**JasonSmokes** · 03-31-2008, 01:28 PM

LMAO!

Originally posted by L-Pink

I'd hit it.

.

**wtfent** · 03-31-2008, 01:30 PM

I'm pretty sure you just find the position that the table likes it best in, like doggy or maybe on top/ bottom and then proceed to stick your dick where the umbrella usually goes.

**donnylong** · 03-31-2008, 01:32 PM

wonder if he used the nail bag as a condom?

**Michaelious** · 03-31-2008, 01:35 PM

He's a pioneer and a renegade; a one man revolution. lol!

**TNVeric** · 03-31-2008, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by NetwErk GUrl

These were my same thoughts in the same order. So he's fucking a piece of furniture in his own back yard. So fucking what?

Ananda

As a public service I will clarify the law for you guys. Not that I condone any sexual acts with outdoor furniture. If one of your neighbors has a clear view of your yard and is offended by whatever he or she sees you doing, then the police can arrest you as a Sex Offender.

A clear view is either a window or a balcony or whatever vantage point that overlooks your property. It does not include a hole in a fence or someone standing on his rooftop.

How did I learn all this? Cops showed up at one of my lesbian pool shoots. Got a friendly warning and a lesson in the law.

**Michaelious** · 03-31-2008, 02:26 PM

I like the extract that says from' January to March.'

Was it an affair?

lol

**MandyBlake** · 03-31-2008, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by wtfent

I'm pretty sure you just find the position that the table likes it best in, like doggy or maybe on top/ bottom and then proceed to stick your dick where the umbrella usually goes.

that's what i would do if i had a dick and wanted to fuck my patio furniture. lol

**Drake** · 03-31-2008, 04:17 PM

+1 for originality

**Fap** · 03-31-2008, 04:25 PM

hahaha fun thing to have on the police record

**wargames** · 03-31-2008, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

I'd hit it.

.

Thats hot

**pr0** · 03-31-2008, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by TNVeric

As a public service I will clarify the law for you guys. Not that I condone any sexual acts with outdoor furniture. If one of your neighbors has a clear view of your yard and is offended by whatever he or she sees you doing, then the police can arrest you as a Sex Offender.

A clear view is either a window or a balcony or whatever vantage point that overlooks your property. It does not include a hole in a fence or someone standing on his rooftop.

How did I learn all this? Cops showed up at one of my lesbian pool shoots. Got a friendly warning and a lesson in the law.

so what you're saying is, a clear view from a window (with or without binoculars) of a 21yo college student sun bathing in a bikini is not peeping....since its not from a rooftop or from a hole in a fence?

**BigRod** · 03-31-2008, 04:38 PM

Like the cop says, just when you think you have seen everything!

**Iron Fist** · 03-31-2008, 04:41 PM

I'm sure this is a microniche..

**Big_D** · 03-31-2008, 04:50 PM

bring a whole new meaning to the words heat rash

Man has sex with picnic table & goes to jail [pic]

Man has sex with picnic table & goes to jail [pic]

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