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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727
    #1

    Baking a cake for my wife...

    Just taking a break here... I just got the ake in the oven...

    OMG its fucking hard to do this shit...

    First I couldnt find flour, then I couldnt find her baking pans, then I couldnt find her cake tray thing with the glass cover thing...

    OMG you would think the stuff would be in like the pantry and shit.... nooooooooooooooooooo
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      too top it off im on a time limit cause my mom took my wife out to shop so i could bake the cake as a surprise for her birthday... PLUS

      PLUS my daughter is going to wake any minute now...

      HAHAHA im so fucked
      I gotta make a card

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Don't slam the oven door or your cake will collapse

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              Mom should have baked the cake snuck it over and then taken your wife out while you spend two hours putting the icing on.

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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393
                  #5
                  I've never baked a cake but I often have to help when my wife cracks the shits because something goes wrong with hers. I'm better at staying calm and finding solutions to problems, she just panics and says "fuck it."

                  What kinda cake did you make?

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                    • VeriSexy
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 25463
                      #6
                      Get some cake mix, it's easy plus you get to say you baked it.. best of all it taste decent
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                        • camgirlshide
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1558
                          #7
                          Personally, I prefer monster cookies to cakes. They are simple to make - get the tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe and pour the entire batch of cookie dough in a 9" cake pan. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes. You can poke at the center with a tooth pick to try and figure out when it is done. Let it cool for at least 3 hours before eating.
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                            • Fap
                              Just Du It
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 12094
                              #8
                              cakes are pretty easy to make dude

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94115
                                  #9
                                  I gotta lean to bake one too : / ...

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                                    • Iron Fist
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 23400
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                      Mom should have baked the cake snuck it over and then taken your wife out while you spend two hours putting the icing on.
                                      i like waffles

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                                        • Dennis Rodman
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1060
                                          #11
                                          Here is what the cake will look like to fill his appetite when it's done

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                                            • Headless
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 26727
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by banthis
                                              cakes are pretty easy to make dude
                                              You dont know my wife... she moves her pots and pans constantly, making it impossible to find anything, unless you're her...

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                                                • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 6184
                                                  #13
                                                  Good luck with your cake .

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                                                    • Phil
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 7659
                                                      #14
                                                      is she a big girl, headless?
                                                      Ask Phil

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                                                        • tehHinjew
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                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 5755
                                                          #15
                                                          lol ive always wanted to make a cake

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                                                            • shekinah
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                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 8452
                                                              #16
                                                              you sounded so sweet mate! Your efforts will be paid;)

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                                                                • LA Crew
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                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 1356
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by banthis
                                                                  cakes are pretty easy to make dude
                                                                  ......
                                                                  I wish I could say that.......

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                                                                    • MandyBlake
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 17761
                                                                      #18
                                                                      two words.....cake mix.
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                                                                        • Eva PSC
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                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                          • 994
                                                                          #19
                                                                          call over an old neighbor lady to help u out ;)

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                                                                            • BVF
                                                                              Black Vagina Finder
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 13975
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by camgirlshide
                                                                              Personally, I prefer monster cookies to cakes. They are simple to make - get the tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe and pour the entire batch of cookie dough in a 9" cake pan. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes. You can poke at the center with a tooth pick to try and figure out when it is done. Let it cool for at least 3 hours before eating.
                                                                              that's a fucking good idea...I'm going to try that....I could even put some icing on top of the cookie...

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                                                                                • Ivan Fuckalot
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                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                  • 825
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  If I were you, I would bake your wife for not baking you a cake.... sorry, it was a joke. I didn't mean to say it .......
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