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2MuchMark · 12-30-2013, 04:18 PM

Horrible, Offensive and yet hilarious jokes. Post yours!

I'll start.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's better than winning 10 gold medals at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded (OMG)

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling. (I'm going to Hell for sharing that one)

Peace.

12-30-2013, 04:18 PM
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,124	Horrible, Offensive and yet hilarious jokes. Post yours! Horrible, Offensive and yet hilarious jokes. Post yours! I'll start. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's better than winning 10 gold medals at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded (OMG) How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling. (I'm going to Hell for sharing that one) Peace. __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net