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4 the next couple of hours I'll answer ALL pro questions

08-05-2002, 05:48 AM

Ok, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I am going to attempt to answer any questions relating to this industry for all the old schoolers out there who are completely dumbfounded by certain things. Things like:

Why are there so many newbies popping up all the time?

Why is it so hard to get laid when I'm sitting in front of this fucking thing so many hours out of the day?

Why is it that even when I know that work=money, I still spend countless hours posting at this damn site?

How come Lensmen has so many people that are dying to suck his cock?

Who is this hybrid asshole and why does he think he knows so goddamn much?

What is this strange thing growing out of my ass?

Yes, for the next couple of hours, I will attempt to answer the most elusive questions in the adult industry. Make good use of this, for it will only come this one time.

Unless, of course, some idiot sees this post 1, 2 or 3 months from now and think it's still active.
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08-05-2002, 05:56 AM

How do I pick up goats?
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08-05-2002, 06:03 AM

with style
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08-05-2002, 06:17 AM

How many golfballs can you push up your arse in 45 seconds?

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08-05-2002, 06:19 AM

when on crack=4,326

when sober=Fuck you! Get those things away from me!
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08-05-2002, 06:20 AM

Where did i put my cigarettes?
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08-05-2002, 06:25 AM

What is Porn Cartel?
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08-05-2002, 06:26 AM

Next to your stash of golfballs.
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08-05-2002, 06:29 AM

What is Porn Cartel?

An underworld organization under scrutiny from the government for ripping the tags off of matresses along with the exploitation of packaged meat across the midwest.

A very dangerous group. Steer clear, if you can.

Or, it's just a TGP full of thumbnails of thumbs.
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08-05-2002, 06:43 AM

What is the meaning of life?

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08-05-2002, 06:48 AM

Where do I hide my money now the mattress is full?

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08-05-2002, 06:48 AM

how come Lensman has so many dying to suck his cock?
How can I get traffic for free?
Would you mind if you send me 100k uniques everyday?

Thank you
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08-05-2002, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by charly
Where do I hide my money now the mattress is full?

plenty of room in your mouth.
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08-05-2002, 07:22 AM

Why do you pose questions that you're not going to answer...
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08-06-2002, 04:15 PM

What is the meaning of life?

Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.

Where do I hide my money now the mattress is full?

I think hahmike answered this one.

how come Lensman has so many dying to suck his cock?
How can I get traffic for free?
Would you mind if you send me 100k uniques everyday?

Because, like the hun and boneprone, he does'nt have to post that often, but when he does, everyone listens. It's mighty hard to get that popular when all you have is what spills out your brain to your fingers.

give Lensman head

Only if you and Lensmen agree to let me make a paysite out of you giving Lensman head, making it a monthly thing.

Why do you pose questions that you're not going to answer...

Because I just worked 25 hours striaght yesterday, to pull in some vacation money for this weekend.
Oh yeah, and, because I have a life outside of this fucking thing.

Next.....
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08-06-2002, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by B40
How do I pick up goats?

thats not a pro question...thats a pr0 question

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08-06-2002, 04:29 PM

Ok, I was going to leave this thread alone, but what
the hey... I've got a problem that most likely only
old school run into.

So here goes...

I've got 3 remote video feed sites and 2 punt into
a central 1 where I then distribute from. At each punter
site I've BSD routers running Zebra and a Cisco 4500c
at the central. The 3 are tied in a full mesh, with vpns
cut for the inventory control of the locations where the
stage cams are.

I need to avoid the 20 second "flapping" of a mesh
interruption when a box goes down. I can drop the
"Hello" and route expire time outs on the BSD, but
the Cisco will only let me do the "Hello".

I need to keep the Cisco as it's the upstream's on the
DS3, how do I get rid of the hicup in a 3 way mess in
an IGP network?

Hit me up! I hate the 2mins down time a month.

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08-06-2002, 04:38 PM

I've got 3 remote video feed sites and 2 punt into
a central 1 where I then distribute from. At each punter
site I've BSD routers running Zebra and a Cisco 4500c
at the central. The 3 are tied in a full mess, with vpns
cut for the inventory control of the locations where the
stage cams are.

I need to avoid the 20 second "flapping" of a mess
interruption when a box goes down. I can drop the
"Hello" and route expire time outs on the BSD, but
the Cisco will only let me do the "Hello".

I need to keep the Cisco as it's the upstream's on the
DS3, how do I get rid of the hicup in a 3 way mess in
an IGP network?

Hit me up! I hate the 2mins down time a month.

.......Gawdammit!! I said I'd answer questions, I did'nt say I'd know the right ones. Fucker, you just killed it all with your seriousness! You know, I almost started searching for the right answers, but then remembered that I don't have any integrity whatsoever. Stop looking for easy answers and do a google search.

Next...
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08-06-2002, 04:40 PM

[i]....So here goes...

I've got .....3 are tied in a full mesh, with vpns
cut for the inventory control of the locations where the
stage cams are.
......as it's the upstream's on the
DS3, .....I hate the 2mins down time a month. [/B]

chill, smoke some weed... make the most of that 2 mins

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08-06-2002, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by dodo

chill, smoke some weed... make the most of that 2 mins

_

Weed makes me sleepy...

Just thought I'd throw it out, sure it's a "problem",
but I didn't think that Hybrid would take 120sec out of
2592000 as anything but joking.

It's still 99.9999648% uptime, JUST short of MILSpec
uptime.

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08-06-2002, 05:10 PM

Hey, 120 secs out of 2592000 is money out the window. That's not a joke to me.
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04-06-2003, 09:16 PM

Res-urrec-tion
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04-06-2003, 09:18 PM

why wont you go away?
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04-06-2003, 09:21 PM

Why do all newbs start a TGP? And why do some of them announce it on GFY like there wasn't another 15 started that same day?
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04-06-2003, 09:21 PM

Why is it every time I see certain people post, I feel the driving need to stand up in my chair, make an l with my fingers, point at the screen cackling maniacally and yell "LOSER!"?

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04-06-2003, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]
why wont you go away?

You wouldn't happen to be bitter, would you, Labret? Just making sure.

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04-06-2003, 09:22 PM

a "couple" hours implies two, does it not?

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04-06-2003, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by some_idiot
Ok, I was going to leave this thread alone, but what
the hey... I've got a problem that most likely only
old school run into.

So here goes...

I've got 3 remote video feed sites and 2 punt into
a central 1 where I then distribute from. At each punter
site I've BSD routers running Zebra and a Cisco 4500c
at the central. The 3 are tied in a full mesh, with vpns
cut for the inventory control of the locations where the
stage cams are.

I need to avoid the 20 second "flapping" of a mesh
interruption when a box goes down. I can drop the
"Hello" and route expire time outs on the BSD, but
the Cisco will only let me do the "Hello".

I need to keep the Cisco as it's the upstream's on the
DS3, how do I get rid of the hicup in a 3 way mess in
an IGP network?

Hit me up! I hate the 2mins down time a month.

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04-06-2003, 09:25 PM

why wont you go away?

LadyMischief is onto something, I do believe. Are you bitter about last night?

I really did'nt mean anything by it.
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