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Originally Posted by JockoHomo
Find out where they bury the fucker and then take a shit on his grave for closure.
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Get a cordless drill, 1/2" Masonry Drill Bit, 3' drill extension rod, 4' of 3/8" PVC pipe, and a funnel.
Find grave, estimate where body is in casket, estimate where head is located, drill down in ground/burial vault/casket, insert PVC pipe, install funnel on PVC pipe, the pee down PVC pipe on to his cold dead face.

(note: stop by a pet shop and get a hundred meal worms and drop them down PVC pipe just for extra fun.)