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  • jscott
    jscizzle
    • Feb 2001
    • 25452
    #1

    Whats the wierdest place you've ever masturbated?

    So what is your wierdest place?

    Today I had an interesting experience, I was curiuos if I could pull it off, and i did "pull it off" and it was great
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    • Holly
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      • Jun 2003
      • 10017
      #2
      The butt.
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        • Reak AGV
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          • Dec 2004
          • 4283
          #3
          In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami Not sure if it was the weirdest though

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            • InternetIsForPorn
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              • Sep 2007
              • 848
              #4
              Originally posted by Reak AGV
              In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami Not sure if it was the weirdest though
              If it was a hairy guy on the bed, then I'd say you win this thread.

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                • jscott
                  jscizzle
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 25452
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Reak AGV
                  In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami Not sure if it was the weirdest though
                  LOL
                  u mothaphucka!!!!!
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                    • Michaelious
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6720
                      #6
                      Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.

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                        • Matt 26z
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 18481
                          #7
                          The choir loft.

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                            • bronco67
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                              • Dec 2006
                              • 29026
                              #8
                              In Patagonia Chile, butt naked in the full moonlight, off the back deck of a small cabin which was on the side of a hill, with the mighty Futalefu river raging 10 feet below me.

                              The guide on my rafting trip was hot, and she drove me crazy all day. This was my only release.

                              Beat that -- as it were.

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                                • InternetIsForPorn
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                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 848
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Michaelious
                                  Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.
                                  LMAO

                                  I was riding my bike around town once, I ride up to a bus at the stoplight and see the driver jacking it off. He was like 60 or something and smiling all round. In a freackin glass-see-everything cabin.

                                  *shrugs*

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                                    • jscott
                                      jscizzle
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 25452
                                      #10
                                      I cant wait to bust out my story LOL

                                      good ones so far lol
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                                        • dav3
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                                          • May 2007
                                          • 7348
                                          #11
                                          I only fap where I'm supposed to, at the computer!
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                                            • Farang
                                              one sick puppy
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 11713
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Michaelious
                                              Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.
                                              wow
                                              fbm

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                                                • Scott McD
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 67792
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jscott
                                                  I cant wait to bust out my story LOL

                                                  good ones so far lol
                                                  Let's hear it ?!?


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                                                    • jscott
                                                      jscizzle
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 25452
                                                      #14
                                                      hmmmmm, maybe i'll have some drinks first, before i expose myself
                                                      If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
                                                      - Jordan B. Peterson
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                                                        • Mike Semen
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                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 2924
                                                          #15
                                                          In a plane restroom...

                                                          a few times.
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                                                            • Nismo
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                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 4977
                                                              #16
                                                              in the frozen foods section at the grocery store.
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                                                                • Mutt
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 34431
                                                                  #17
                                                                  omg you are a freak - i am going to have to spend a month de-programming remik
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                                                                    • payd2purv
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                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                      • 2727
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I don't masturbate in weird places only beautiful places.

                                                                      My parents have a house in a prestigious gated community in mexico.

                                                                      I was watching a older SeymoreButts video and it turned out he filmed the opening fuck scene at one of the houses i was a regular at for dinner.

                                                                      So the next time I was there I rubbed it out!

                                                                      SeymoreButts and his girl said it was one of the most romantic beautiful places they had been.

                                                                      It was my props to SeymoreButts

                                                                      I also rubbed it out on the private beach while nobody else was around.. fucking awesome..

                                                                      We need to start a diff thread about most beautiful places you have banged.
                                                                      Last edited by payd2purv; 03-27-2008, 08:42 AM.

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                                                                        • Zuss
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 1187
                                                                          #19
                                                                          In the classroom
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                                                                            • Methodcash Rick
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                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 1720
                                                                              #20
                                                                              On a Southwest airlines flight from Dallas to Los Angeles last year..


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                                                                                • u-Bob
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                                                                                  • 33063
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  church.....

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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      The Oval Office.

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                                                                                        • judycash
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                                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                                          • 320
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I have done the masturbating while driving!!
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                                                                                            • mrwilson
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                                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                                              • 5122
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              On a plane, shot my load in some womans hair.

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                                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 18041
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  -In the band room in highschool (MANY years ago)
                                                                                                  -Airplane bathrooms
                                                                                                  -Train bathrooms
                                                                                                  -Driving a car
                                                                                                  -Off a 10 story hotel balcony in Tampa
                                                                                                  -My mother-in-law's bedroom
                                                                                                  -home plate of a softball field in Baltimore

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                                                                                                    • Kard63
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                      • 8944
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Girlfriend's house. Pretty fucking weird that I'd have a girl that wouldn't put out, eh?

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                                                                                                        • IllTestYourGirls
                                                                                                          Ah My Balls
                                                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                                                          • 14311
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          some chicks hair on an airplane /sarcasm

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                                                                                                            • gornyhuy
                                                                                                              Chafed.
                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                              • 18041
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                              The butt.
                                                                                                              Wasn't that 'making whoopie' ?

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                                                                                                                • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 2267
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  in your dishwasher

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                                                                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                                                                      hi
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      In the cinema watching Harry Potter (I was 14 or so back then).
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                                                                                                                        • Reak AGV
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 4283
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jscott
                                                                                                                          LOL
                                                                                                                          u mothaphucka!!!!!
                                                                                                                          Let's hear your story

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                                                                                                                            • baX
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                              • 17911
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Outdoor near the river while I was fishing. I couldn't catch anything and it was boring so I did some jerk jerk exercise.

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                                                                                                                                • Lace
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 16116
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                  -home plate of a softball field in Baltimore
                                                                                                                                  Oh ummmm...Please tell me where so I never visit that field.
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                                                                                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 57559
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      In the classroom. I used to do it all the time when I was a teen actually.
                                                                                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                                                                          Now choke yourself!
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 12085
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lace
                                                                                                                                          Oh ummmm...Please tell me where so I never visit that field.
                                                                                                                                          Wanna remove http://www.extremepaychecks.com/memb...0x60banner.gif from your sig? It's been htaccess protected and is kind of annoying to have to 'esc' out.

                                                                                                                                          Me? Probably a camper/trailer while on vacation and bored to death. Still had a few more days to go, too.

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                                                                                                                                            • VDB-Design
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                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              In my grandma's kitchen, wiped it clean with the towel she was going to use to get the cream soup from the stove.

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                                                                                                                                                • ADL Colin
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                                                                                                                                                  • 11929
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  .. Today?


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                                                                                                                                                    • Lace
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 16116
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                                                                                      Wanna remove http://www.extremepaychecks.com/memb...0x60banner.gif from your sig? It's been htaccess protected and is kind of annoying to have to 'esc' out.

                                                                                                                                                      Me? Probably a camper/trailer while on vacation and bored to death. Still had a few more days to go, too.
                                                                                                                                                      Fuck, sorry for the heads up! Changed now
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                                                                                                                                                        • jscott
                                                                                                                                                          jscizzle
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 25452
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          ok, so, me and another webmaster visiting the beautiful beaches in Thailand

                                                                                                                                                          we go for a swim in the ocean, there are a few topless girls around, 1 was posing for pictures from her boyfriend, she had massive tits, BEAUTIFUL body, you know that area between girls legs that you can see thru if they are totally fit? well that was so hot, i started getting a boner in the ocean

                                                                                                                                                          my friend left to the beach area, so i was alone out there, just watching around, seeing so many hot ladies, but that 1 especially

                                                                                                                                                          i thought, "no fucking way i can wack in the ocean, that is just so wrong", but then i thought why? why so wrong? i beat off to beach candid pics before, why not live the "real deal"

                                                                                                                                                          so i started, and finished, right there in the ocean
                                                                                                                                                          If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
                                                                                                                                                          - Jordan B. Peterson
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                                                                                                                                                                • bobby666
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                                                                                                                                                                  handcuffed to a heater - left alone from my gf

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Tylo
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 35475
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          i masturbated on top of Mt Rundell in banff

                                                                                                                                                                          the girl i went p with had to stop about half an hour after the tree line..or else it would have been a bj...lol
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                                                                                                                                                                            • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                                              aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 29295
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              lets see...

                                                                                                                                                                              -in my boss´s benz i was driving running errands when i was 18
                                                                                                                                                                              -over the balcony, 23rd floor penthouse in Rio, Brazil
                                                                                                                                                                              -out in the woods behind my parents house

                                                                                                                                                                              surely thereś more, but jerking off is the least of my sicknesses i´d bother remembering
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                                                                                                                                                                                • jscott
                                                                                                                                                                                  jscizzle
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 25452
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                                                  lets see...

                                                                                                                                                                                  -in my boss´s benz i was driving running errands when i was 18
                                                                                                                                                                                  -over the balcony, 23rd floor penthouse in Rio, Brazil
                                                                                                                                                                                  -out in the woods behind my parents house

                                                                                                                                                                                  surely thereś more, but jerking off is the least of my sicknesses i´d bother remembering
                                                                                                                                                                                  hahahaha holy shit man, you are a freak like me!!! LOL
                                                                                                                                                                                  If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      At work, in my bosses chair while he was not there lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 29295
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jscott
                                                                                                                                                                                          hahahaha holy shit man, you are a freak like me!!! LOL
                                                                                                                                                                                          you´re just fingering this out??
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Fetish Gimp
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  At a stadium, watching a sports game
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • dooglas
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 2068
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jscott
                                                                                                                                                                                                      ok, so, me and another webmaster visiting the beautiful beaches in Thailand

                                                                                                                                                                                                      we go for a swim in the ocean, there are a few topless girls around, 1 was posing for pictures from her boyfriend, she had massive tits, BEAUTIFUL body, you know that area between girls legs that you can see thru if they are totally fit? well that was so hot, i started getting a boner in the ocean

                                                                                                                                                                                                      my friend left to the beach area, so i was alone out there, just watching around, seeing so many hot ladies, but that 1 especially

                                                                                                                                                                                                      i thought, "no fucking way i can wack in the ocean, that is just so wrong", but then i thought why? why so wrong? i beat off to beach candid pics before, why not live the "real deal"

                                                                                                                                                                                                      so i started, and finished, right there in the ocean

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